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#18756 (127/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FiZi> I WANT YOU TO CALL ME
<FiZi> JUST SO I CAN SAY "OH HELLO MR. TROLL FAG! YOUR MATURE!" and then hangup on YOU
<WO-Booz> it'd be funny if you actually make spelling errors when you speak, too |
#19609 (1/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]|IonS|[> man if you had 15 foot foreskin that would rule for camping cause you wouldnt need a sleeping bag.....you could just role up in it like a moth in a cacoon or like pigs in a blanket |
#18986 (105/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yukanojo> <kjustice> if everyone was constipated all the time, life would be like DBZ! Raaaagh! Urrrrrgh! |
#18916 (3/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ungod> stormo was talking about sex leigh :(
<lsd> ewww
<lsd> wrong!
-:- SignOff ungod: #lgl (error)
<Fryboy> see how wrong it was!
<Fryboy> it made ungod quit!
<lsd> error: wrongness overflow |
#18711 (109/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smg-neut> jnine7101p31@cg.yu
<smg-neut> 3 foot telescoping demon cock.......CHECK
<smg-neut> ..wtf..
<smg-neut> Other people get virii, but I'm the lucky recipient of emails about 3 foot telescoping demon cocks. |
#18564 (-1/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rattus> i hate it when i'm listeningf to loveline on the radio, then i turn my head, the reception fuzzs out, then i hear "god bless you" and realize i'm now istening to the local christian station |
#18741 (77/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bludshed> dang
<Bludshed> my eyes hurt today
<Bludshed> ive never had to sit at the computer with my sunglasses on
<Bludshed> before now... |
#18730 (54/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sprite> blah
<sprite> outlook died
<sprite> uh oh.
<sprite> outlook's really dead
<barr> you underestimate the power of the dark side
* sprite watches outlook slowly corrupt her applications |
#19994 (161/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yakk> oh fuck
<yakk> I just realised that the "faith based missile defense" wasn't a joke |
#21225 (8/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blindy> Burger, you can get cubans in Canada?
<Burger> blindy: yes, we can get cubans, we have no trade embargo with them
<Blindy> Lets say I sent you money
<Blindy> could you buy some cubans and ship them to me?
<Blindy> the cigars not the people
<Huroya> Why the hell not the people?
<Huroya> Are you some kinda RACIST?
<Blindy> yep
<Blindy> i hate crackas
<Blindy> fucking crackas
<Blindy> damn the man |
#20130 (172/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<juditness> I RECEIVED MY PROFICIENCY CERTIFICATE =D
<Goatasaur> i'm going to get my procrastination certificate one of these days |
#19445 (213/384) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<*AGBot> grins.
<Eye_Candy> SEE?
<*AGBot> I'm not a bot.
<Eye_Candy> DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT!?!
<Vic> See what?
<Zero> See what?
<Eye_Candy> god dammit.
<*AGBot> Kill, Ross... Kill them all.
* Eye_Candy rocks gently, whispering 'there IS a bot, there IS a bot' |
#22349 (4/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gilesw> so wtf is damn v-station
<gilesw> it was supposed to be out ages ago
<ToyLaNdeR> thats like a train station, but run by this guy named victor |
#22113 (159/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RickBitch> If you break up with a chick, and u see her and her new boyfriend together some time, go up to the boyfriend and say
<@RickBitch> "Just remember, everytime you kiss those lips, my dicks been there" |
#22040 (55/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<broken_la> Ah hell, I'll just run the 2.6 kernel.
<broken_la> Bleeding edge.
<daku> 2.5 you mean
<daku> there is no 2.6 out as far as i know
<broken_la> It's on the net.
<broken_la> I got it off of Kazaa |
#21851 (1/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SonofthePioneers: you and your friends know he's threatened to cut himself?
SonofthePioneers: and others
Horrid Vanity: shutup he has told that you guys mess with him on this message board
SonofthePioneers: what message board?
Horrid Vanity: i dont know he just said that he put some thing online about the bitch he took to prom and it got blown all out
SonofthePioneers: im from wales i don't know anything about a message board....i met him in an aol chat room about 6 years ago
Horrid Vanity: there wasnt even internet 6 years ago
SonofthePioneers: HAHAHAHA yeah there was
SonofthePioneers: the internet has been around for almost 50 years
Horrid Vanity: really
SonofthePioneers: yup |
#21675 (179/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE!
<GravitonSurge> why don't you CHOKE YOURSELF WITH THE CORDS. WHY DO YOU COME HERE. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOBODY TALKS TO YOU, 3/4 OF THE PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
<GravitonSurge> just a thought |
#21419 (221/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(smasho) i saw matrix 2 today
(Cip) bout time smasho
(smasho) "How did they copy smith" somsone said
(smasho) i said ctrl c |
#21047 (3/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating
<lav> l33t
<Cecil> is that the one where they throw the guy's comp out on the street? |
#19936 (0/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Carter> Anyone here have any experience with Terravista?
<Miraluka> is it like... Boca Vista?
<FeelTheBANG> I think it's a retirement home for militant muslims. |
#19113 (0/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@phyper] i may actually have to get an ipod too now
[@phyper] just because
[@phyper] i've always wanted a watch... |
#18391 (90/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lyme> note to self: accidentally turning off surge protector with pinky toe = bad |
#23818 (225/424) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bLanKer> omg my right hand hurts alot
<bLanKer> what is it called?
<bLanKer> when ur hands hurt b/c of repetative motion?
<|404notfound> masturbation |
#22136 (106/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cam[work]> "The weight of the cookie is projected to reach 40,000 pounds or, as Immaculate Baking Co. again points out, the same weight as four elephants or one 40,000-pound bag of feathers."
<Uther> is that a session cookie?
<cam[work]> yes
<cam[work]> a 40,000lb session cookie |
#21716 (128/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fluxion> perhaps microsoft has realized that humans cannot accept
perfection, and therefore the software must inherantly be
flawed |
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