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<biya_> IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK |
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<Pseudonym> And in other news, I scored a freelance web design job.
<Spike> woh, cool Pseudonym. where?
<Pseudonym> Spike: A local business that sells model train parts
<Eskimo-Steve> Pseudonym: make sure you use every animated model train gif you find
<Pseudonym> Eskimo-Steve: And lots of blink tags with links inside
<Pseudonym> And a bonzai buddy installer
<Eskimo-Steve> Comet Cursor
<Kinny-Kin> yes! comet cursor of a penis! |
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kewy: puff puff
crc1: kewy doesn't smoke?
crc1: those sounded like inexperienced puffs |
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*** RaithBed is now known as RaithSweating
<Sorrow> wtf is Raith doing sweating in bed ? |
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GOBDOME123: What happened?
TythePope: I called your ass.
GOBDOME123: My ass didn't ring. |
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<Jasmine> kat works for cunts :)
<lsd_dishes> is that like working for peanuts, but more fun? |
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<khalek> can't you shell out into the real world?
<khalek> er internet rather
<khalek> note to self internet != real world |
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NickGXZ: I got waken up
NickGXZ: my sister said to me:
NickGXZ: "Haha...you had your hand up your ass"
NickGXZ: *sniffs hand*
NickGXZ: sure enough it smelled like ass. |
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* Iago is still unsure that he's ready for a LTR
<JtHM> Lesbian Toddler Rave?
<JtHM> no one's ready for that.
<Iago> Long term relationship
<JtHM> I'm mildly disturbed that Lesbian Toddler Rave was the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw LTR |
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<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking. |
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<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack? |
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<bring me cooow>You seem pissed
<bring me cooow>did u go to the bathroom? |
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<Yeshness`M> when i was 12, my sister was 16... um she got wasted 1 night.. real bad.. and she passed out.. and like in the middle of the night, like 3-4 in the morning i like went in her room and pulled off her panties and shirt and started sucking away like a madman.. i dont think she even knows, or maybe she's just too embarassed to tell anyone.. |
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<Hyperion> sparky.
<Hyperion> I've been caressing your face on the screen for ten minutes now.
<Hyperion> You have very beautiful skin.
<SparkyTWP> Oh, my spank you very much
<SparkyTWP> Wait until you feel the forskin
<SparkyTWP> I masage it to softness every night |
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<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me |
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<+Straylight> im trying to decide if i should go see road to perdition tonight
<+Straylight> any thoughts?
<@DrRabidMonkey> whats the alternative?
<+Straylight> sitting home in my underwear, trying to see if I can jack off more than 4 times in an hour.
<+Straylight> maybe i can combine the two, if the ushers dont catch me |
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* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads
<+Straylight> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
<+Straylight> FUCK YOU THEN |
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<blm07> i blocked that bitch
<Bobo> blocked?
<Bobo> this isn't aim -_-
* Bobo sets mode: +aol blm07 |
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<ambr> s/the/teh/ |
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< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 goatse.cx #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 rotten.com #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
<@harb> Heh.
<@harb> I'm going to totally miss the point and bitch about inline comments.
<@harb> :D |
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<Sugadon> hey man my got damn truck broke down on the highway
<drunkers> it started crying? |
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<do0ne> what does it mean when explorer crashes often.
<DarkAppariti0n> Lol
<DarkAppariti0n> jo0 suck
<DarkAppariti0n> ;)
<do0ne> obviously |
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·bdjuf· Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
·bdjuf· Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
·bdjuf· "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?" |
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<mikerosoft666>: CILF, car i'd like to fuck.
<ciduli>: yeah , right up the muffler, hehe.
<mikerosoft666>: well i was thinkin put it in the intake so it sucks on it.
<ciduli>: ewww, you sick fuck >:-0, youve actually thought about this!!!! |
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<dave2> BEING SEVEN IS SO LONELY
<dave2> I CAN'T BAG ANY CHICKS BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE COOTIES |
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