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<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best? |
#26210 (127/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Spike states that his wifey is having contractions about 15 min apart. so I need some fathers day presents.
<Pseudonym> You should be at the hospital instead of on IRC ¬¬
<Spike> well, we are waiting to go to the hospital till we get contractions 5 min apart
<Pseudonym> Ah
<Pseudonym> Sounds painful
<Pseudonym> <spike> QUICK LET ME TELL IRC ABOUT IT%@%#$^@#$#
* schmiddy` thinks of Spike and adds a new entry to "You might be an IRC addict if. |
#26209 (225/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^KaMaG^> I always use "six letters long" cause the signup form said "Your password MUST be six letters long "! |
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<Josho> man, i was cruising with this guy last night
<Josho> and some skunk was dead on the road and we all smelled it
<Josho> and my nigga jared starts taking huge snuffs
<Josho> "mmmmm man that smells so good, like real good skunk weed"
<Josho> fucking mexicansComment: #geekissues
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#26223 (144/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.) |
#26222 (205/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> etiolate... I'm afraid you can't get Conker.
<etiolate> har har
<etiolate> Will, I'm afraid you can't get erections
<MeanolMido> Impotence. Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings" |
#26219 (208/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and we all start watching. |
#26218 (221/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo |
#26217 (107/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for free?
<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks |
#26216 (173/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :] |
#26215 (271/397) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months.
[Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING
[Video] That's sad
[Ouija] i know
[Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique?
[Video] Release shit no one wants? |
#24084 (1/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pengwuan> I USE TRAFFIC CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY ASSHOLE. |
#22361 (230/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do. |
#20844 (282/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<A-C> This is great...
<A-C> MS Spellchecker just told me to hyphenate mother-fucker. |
#24627 (90/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brad> i was hoping for a friendly windows way, but i guess i'll look at that
<brad> ...sadly
<brad> ...with puppy dog eyes
<obscurity> Do you plan to give them back to the puppy afterwards?
<brad> hell no
<blue> i spy, with my little eye.. eye pie!
<brad> he can come and take 'em from me
<brad> if he's puppy enough |
#20838 (324/476) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TDO_Crips> IRC is just multiplayer notepad. |
#20807 (26/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DocGonzo> heh, you know you do too much dvd ripping when you half expect that if you turn your head really fast you'll see macroblocks |
#20795 (209/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arm> it says i have 3 ircs running when i can only see 2
<arm> when i go to task manager
<arm> now wich one is it... hmm
* arm (mattchoo86@h68-144-169-29.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#20573 (151/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asshat> I just chipped a tooth on one of my nuts
<asshat> fuck
<asshat> brb |
#20571 (443/580) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ArcticFox> uugh.. I wish I had food.. all I have left are fudgecicles.
<Falkon> How much health do they give?
<Falkon> ...I did not just say that.
<ArcticFox> ...
<ArcticFox> THEY GIVE ME JUST ENOUGH HP TO KICK YOUR ASS. |
#20503 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point |
#20177 (170/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
<eva> shut up fag
<eva> IM NOT GAY |
#20141 (218/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook.
<Drain> ...
<ZS|GTA3> ...
<Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper
<ZS|GTA3> Ahahah.
<Drain> ahaha |
#20060 (6/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DeathCrow rests his head back on his shoulders and gargles Kain's eyelash
<KaiN`> .......
<DeathCrow> Ritual before rape.
<KaiN`> I'd say something if I could even comprehend that |
#20158 (12/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<repp> Why is the internet sucking so much today!!
<danm> repp: because it hates you?
<repp> that's IT! I've had ONE TOO MANY DISCONNECTIONS! Imma get my gun and teach that in'net a thang or 2 |
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