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#20685 (80/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
blade|uk: oh no
blade|uk: another AOLer
DONTGIVEU: uh yes
DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler
DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room
blade|uk: room
blade|uk: haha
blade|uk: typical AOLer
blade|uk: it's called a channel |
#23932 (145/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Claire> My sis brought me a can of Vanilla coke
<Claire> ...odd...I wasnt aware vanilla tasted like soap |
#23887 (8/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ LTMasterPaladin ] btw, if u ever find a trojan stuck up your ass, it's compliments from me
[ +aperson ] OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA PUT BACK ORIFICE IN MY BACK ORIFICE? |
#23688 (331/481) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Billthe4th> im am what we in the business call a 7331 h4x0r
<monged> its 1337......
<Billthe4th> im new to the business |
#21579 (145/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* typeoghoul MY INTERNET KID GOT A 1200 ON HER SAT"S
<Predddan> internetkid?
<typeoghoul> yes
<Predddan> like a tamagotchi?
<typeoghoul> human
<Predddan> like a human tamagotchi u control over the internet?
<Predddan> kewl.. |
#23609 (135/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Iori> Caerbannog, You might be a RedNeck if, Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
<Khamul> Iori, you might be a Retard if, You have a really Retarded Script that has no idea about, punctuation and Capitalisation |
#23529 (169/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but sooner or later you just know you are gonna pay dearly
<DocGonzo> but unlike hot psycho chicks, if you put pictures of your credit card on the internet, you'll LOSE money |
#23513 (293/450) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage
<Potato> But it went something along the lines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'll get"
<Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I remember how that happened" |
#23101 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MSH> there's a "rape" function in the game?
<Ronin> no, it wasn't made by japanese |
#23052 (165/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has joined #myrmidia
<BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA> bmbnm
<-- BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has left #myrmidia
* MMN-o is stunned
<MMN-o> What the hell was that?
<Elleomea> haha |
#22984 (52/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigitlDud> which button here calls your parents to pick you up? |
#22893 (107/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ch33ky> is this the internet? |
#22808 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarthAndonuts> most people forget Penn is an Ivy League school
<bloop> because it's in Pennsylvania and nothing comes from Pennsylvania but crime and the amish |
#22756 (338/448) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.
<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.
<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?
<LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.
<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem. |
#22317 (99/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH |
#22238 (401/555) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage?
<InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage?
<windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot!
<InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth.
<windows_macgeek> ...Oh. |
#22200 (259/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Big_Mike> I hate Celine Dion. So much I refuse to spell her name correctly.
<TheMan649> you did spell her name correctly.
<Big_Mike> Did i?
<TheMan649> Yes.
<Big_Mike> Shit. |
#22108 (70/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K8> well the theme was aincient history
<josh_ip_te> oh,
<josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking?
<K8> and my friend had some home made costumes
* josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson |
#22102 (44/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people |
#21615 (180/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:10] * Aery has joined #pvponline
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Treen> yay!
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left #pvponline
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute. |
#21542 (202/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<froggie> is 7stray4,duCks" a good password?
<gregh> no, because you just pasted it in #distributed |
#21072 (94/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eva> hey when will i be able to buy the matrix phone
<eva> cause i am definetly buying that
<Potrod> What's the matrix phone?
<NuttO> It's an ugly piece of shit made by Samsung
<Potrod> What does it look like?
<NuttO> Imagine a brick, now keep imagining a brick and call it a phone.
<eva> whatever dudes, youll all be green with jealousy from all that matrix code running down your face while i clik it open and ask my mom to borrow the car |
#26214 (132/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS |
#26213 (186/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it |
#26212 (137/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling |
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