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#20109 (88/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaptParis> M F Hyper
<HyperKinetic> CaptParis, I'm gonna shoot your chances at cybering me right away and tell you that I'm a guy |
#20049 (53/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mitd> programmers don't have relationships that take hostages!
<japh> mitd: Yes they do.
<japh> <SO> Either you fuck me, or the dual Athlon MP 2000+ gets it!
<japh> <programmer> Alright! Alright! I'll fuck you. Just don't hurt Daisy! |
#20041 (82/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<taQo> have you ever died before? man that sucks.
<Prozzy> I died before. Luckily i was in a video game, so the main guy resurrected me. I came back to life 500 times.
<Prozzy> I was Super Jesus. |
#18681 (212/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xxFrogxx> Today when I was at the gym, I caught this dood checking out my weiner.
<Spazmatic> Did you like it?
<xxFrogxx> It was like, I felt violated and flattered at the same time.
<OriginalWheat> Yeap, youre gay |
#26220 (245/431) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc."
<Dilbert> investors*
<Dilbert> i meant |
#20037 (128/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week.
<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?
<Lum_> all colors
<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.
<Lum_> I got some with no crotch
<Soulflame> ...
<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow
<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go. |
#19776 (1/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tovart> That's nice, angel . My only real crit is that her nipple look too much like blow-up dolls' :p
<angel> by the way you have experience with blowupdolls ?
<Tovart> No, but I have experiance with baloons that look like phallic objects. :D |
#19765 (17/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support;
(bigAl[work]): "We think the PPPoE mission set has been incompleted by the router thing" |
#19725 (378/515) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
<spritegoddess> I suck at life. |
#19716 (259/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rendezvou> I want a monkey at home that jerks off and throws shit at people when I host parties at my house.
<`KArmA> Rendezvou: to take the strain off of having you do it? |
#19634 (156/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«°º°» Joins -- Guest9232023 [ Guest@DynastyNet-9315.dial.bright.net ]
<Guest9232023> hi
<X13> Hey.
<X13> :)
<Guest9232023> help me onto irc
<Guest9232023> how do i get on irc
<X13> You're on IRC.
<Guest9232023> o |
#19462 (119/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get offended from my hatred towards fatties
< Hiko_Sejuro> I ONLY HATE THE ONES WHO CANT WALK |
#19417 (86/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rayne> what does /finger do anyway?
<ShadowZero> it pleasures |
#19296 (130/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Himeko> what does splitting dessert have to do with being gay
<RokChik> b/c
<RokChik> mostly only couples split desserts
<Himeko> hmmm
<Himeko> how about drinking from the same straw?
<RokChik> yep
<unity_> having sex?
<Himeko> damn
<Himeko> i'm gay |
#19200 (91/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight
<etiolate> I had a brass monkey
<etiolate> which is rum, vodka, and OJ
<IQpierce> they should call it a White Bronco
<IQpierce> because all three of those things were probably in that car |
#18406 (148/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check and theres a dead squirrel on my NEIGHBORS porch O_o
<ScumDog> does it look injured?
<metroid23> its fucking dead
<Gaffect> fell from a tree?
<metroid23> hahaha, right, on the nearest tree (50 feet away) and then being projected 45 feet horizontally and then falling thru two stories of concrete :)
<metroid23> poor guy |
#19218 (60/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels
<TheWolf> i wish the doctors would hurry up and fix this
<TheWolf> brb
<TheWolf> gotta shit AGAIN |
#19199 (239/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phantom> I heard the funniest thing on DBZ today
<Phantom> "Having these balls makes me feel something approaching joy, I think. I want to caress them." --Frieza |
#19082 (134/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<3vildr3@d> I hate gays
<3vildr3@d> Once I passed out at a party
<3vildr3@d> when I came to some guy was giving me a blowjob
<3vildr3@d> so I waited for him to finish, then kicked the shit out of him |
#19059 (107/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+f0dd|away> hrm, why did I choose a full format instead of a quickformat?
<+GoodScrat> This isn't the psychic network |
#19049 (132/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NestyPoo> man
<NestyPoo> this d00d tried to get his hat from under a rollercoaster
<NestyPoo> one of those upside down rollercoasters
<NestyPoo> he got kicked by some women in a passing rollercoaster and he lost his head
<NestyPoo> the woman broke her foot and is suing for damages
<rhythm> savage
<rhythm> did he get his hat back
<Chalupa_J> well good hats arent exactly cheap |
#19038 (61/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky |
#18895 (35/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs
<Fedaykin> you used the e word
<Swank> if my editor can't make me breakfast it isn't useful enough
<Fedaykin> ehehe
<Fedaykin> if my editor can make me breakfast, it's ass needs to be in the kitchen |
#18875 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SK-lurk> I shall take this opportunity to reboot
*** SK-lurk has quit IRC (Quit)
<Racoon_Dog> I shall take this opportunity to poop on sk-lurk |
#18870 (235/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peptis> i'll catch you guys later. i'll be gone until the 28th
<Peptis> gotta go home and pack
<Twinge> noooooooooooooooo
<Peptis> you going to miss me?
<Peptis> is that what the no was for?
*** Peptis has quit IRC (Vacation!)
<Twinge> no, I just dropped my bread buuter side down... |
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