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#18793 (161/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sweede> i've watched him do the following (it was on my lame p133 even) in Quake 1
<sweede> over a modem, in a hotel (28.8kps), join a server (max 50), number one player was at like, 30 or so..
<sweede> NO mouse, just keyboard,
<sweede> AND only using the nail gun,
<sweede> own3d everyone, the number one guy didnt get a frag after that..
<sweede> AND, he was typing to people as he was playing.
<setuid_w00t> beatz0rage
<Strike> sweede: and he was jerking off at the same time
<Strike> *fapfapfapfapfapfap* *frag* *fapfapfapfap* *type* |
#25649 (1/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #honda
* Topic is 'text, avalanche/tsunami, join/part, ident/host flooders under investigation by irc operators.' |
#25648 (225/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davidc> did you know this year in #lost
<davidc> the word 'i' has been said 27407 times
<davidc> but capitalized 'I' only 2613
<davidc> we're all lazy and illerate
<davidc> illiterate
<davidc> proved my own point there |
#25613 (230/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* nephlite is listening to korean pop
<Anwar> is it about starcraft?
<nephlite> probably |
#25612 (363/521) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me |
#20010 (192/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" |
#20009 (191/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson. |
#19992 (19/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leimy> I would have thought apple would have called the kernel
<Leimy> "Sir Quigley Topper Middle Bottom's Fantabulastic Contrapulaption"
<RangerRick> it has to be acronymorific if it is to be oft repeated =)
<RangerRick> if not, it will be acronymorifified shortly thereafter
* RangerRick enjoys making up new wordulations
<Leimy> Henrietta Pussycat from Mr. Rodgers calls the kernel " Meow, meo meow kernel meow" |
#19955 (331/491) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven?
<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there. |
#20121 (36/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pulse-> can someone explain me? :p
<@GoodScrat> [09:25] <GoodScrat> no one can explain what you are |
#20072 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WaG27> hey all..what are some free linux os'? |
#20071 (216/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free! |
#19926 (1/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cevik> just because I spend 8 hours a day there sucking men off for 2 dollars a shot doesn't make it my house |
#19812 (11/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whitelightning> suck my nipples
<teh-kitteh> WL: huh?
<BlackIce> wl: ask geo
<teh-kitteh> he's at work though iceh :)
* whitelightning runs off for Geo
<whitelightning> wow!
<whitelightning> he's got a mouth like a hoover
<BlackIce> wl
<BlackIce> that's not geo
<BlackIce> that's a hoover |
#19810 (1/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
** Miszou tattoes PLUR (size bigass) on wiq's and phx's backs
<@phx> eeek
<@phx> dude
<@phx> what does mine say |
#19809 (4/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* crikket stabbs x10 ads in the face
<Grue> Where're you getting x10 ads from? I get no ads. Bwahaha! \o/
<crikket> blah, i even have IE set them to restricted...
<Nikaji> hehe grue @ link
<Grue> But there is a price!
<crikket> prolly have to restrict the doonesbury site to keep x10 from popping up
<crikket> lol grue, your popup killer is adware isnt it? |
#19808 (544/688) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phunqe> I may have a problem
<xav> define "may" :P
<phunqe> Well... I'm painting chairs in my appartment, and 30 minutes ago or something I painted them with this transparent overcoat laque thing.
<phunqe> I think I just sat down on one of them without any clothes.
<xav> Why don't you just stand up then? And let's not talk about that no clothes thingie again ok?
<phunqe> I have a very hairy ass.
<xav> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN... IT'S DRYING!!!!!
<phunqe> Ok, I'll try...
...
<phunqe> I'm stuck :(
<xav> shit happens :P
<phunqe> I sure hope not now... |
#20127 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@drew> bigger...
<@drew> longer..
<@drew> and uncut.
<@drew> bah, i just explained a russian. |
#19990 (143/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hawkeye^> the lead swinger is smooth
<`KArmA> ?
<Hawkeye^> singer even
<`KArmA> ahh
<Hawkeye^> sorry, I was reading up on wife swapping |
#19963 (117/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg |
#19899 (1/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slurpee: dude, if i can screw jenn as a fantasy then there's a fat garbage bag of herb next to the bed on my yacht |
#19596 (125/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Q> Verily I say unto thee: Whomsoever quoth "I am a hottie" on the internet, doth lie unto thee. |
#25611 (106/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking off to the girls in playboy
<Ronwe> sean: you've jerked off to a barbie doll?
<iTM> wtf
<Ronwe> that' just pathetic
<sean> yes, many MANY times
<Ronwe> I mean, I've done it to Charsi's ass in D2.. but never to a barbie doll
<Ronwe> and it was only once... too lazy to go find some decent porn to smack to
<Astro> lol
<iTM> Charsi's ass?
<Ronwe> yeah... it's tight and firm
<Ronwe> I'm not going to explain any more
<Ronwe> I'm already afraid of this making it to bash |
#25610 (230/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG? |
#25609 (229/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok |
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