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#18850 (77/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ieatrocks> you know what i love?
<ieatrocks> WWJD
<ieatrocks> fuckin a
<ieatrocks> because
<ieatrocks> its all about how you think of jesus
<ieatrocks> so when im in a pinch
<ieatrocks> i say WWJD
<ieatrocks> and i think of jesus as a dope slinging disco dancing pimp ass mofo
<ieatrocks> and then i do it
<ieatrocks> jesus likes to kick things, slack off, and insult people
<ieatrocks> he and i would get along great |
#18816 (234/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cyateon: unbore me.
tatsumio: *ziiiiiiip*
cyateon: oh baby!
tatsumio: Cd Wallet. SICKO
cyateon: I meant oh baby as in I like your cd wallet.
tatsumio: ...
tatsumio: You SICKO.
cyateon: IT'S A NICE WALLET
tatsumio: You son of a bitch.
cyateon: it holds a lot of cds!
tatsumio: Get off my buddy list. |
#18653 (119/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise?
[quxx] bzhhzhhh
[crc1] phszzzzt
[quxx] zazazaza
[ssinct] sznnnnnnggggg sznnnggggggggg
[phantom1] cough cough |
#18583 (8/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-)
dustbuster3001: LOL
SqueakyEggo: lol
SqueakyEggo: ROFL
SqueakyEggo: computer on computer barely legal action, eh? |
#20145 (90/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl"
<Fortis> I'm like
<Fortis> a romantic about it
<Fortis> but I say "fuck"
<Fortis> I'm all
<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole" |
#18340 (77/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves |
#25662 (211/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States?
<Fekko> cnanda
<vperez> canad
<Niftoria> canadarComment: (While playing a stupid trivia game)
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#25660 (5/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[
<jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?
<tito> whats that supposed to mean
<jestuh> you know |
#25659 (236/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
<hardlined> lithps are cool.
<hardlined> they thound thuper.
<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction
<DaggerIRC> or erectile..
<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes. |
#25658 (141/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloadi ng_music
<McMoo> thanks, utah
<McMoo> "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."
<t|to> ;[
<t|to> somebody find out his IP |
#25655 (103/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aphelion> dude this fuckin thing scared the shit out of me
<aphelion> flying around in my room
<aphelion> and then i was typing and i look down at the keyboard
<aphelion> and its crawling in front of me
<aphelion> fuckin had to lay the tai chi moves down on it
<aphelion> i hit it mid-air with a red herring magazine
<Flatline-> hahhhahah
<Flatline-> tai chi?
<Flatline-> you stretched at it?
<aphelion> ..
<Flatline-> my mom takes tai chi
<aphelion> im sure tai chi can be offensive too
<Flatline-> hahhahhahahha
<aphelion> :( |
#25617 (142/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
<viro|away> http://www.bash.org
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck. |
#25616 (85/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs? The terrorists have won!
<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
<Everdraed> Exactly Luna
* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
<Skyday> :OP!!!!!! |
#25614 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like
<+MaNiAk> webcams
<+MaNiAk> since she has win95
<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?
<+Munkey> lol
<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*
<@Magus> eww
<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off |
#18551 (119/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU
<Splash> can you actually put that in a glass? |
#18478 (44/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer |
#18434 (1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Pull]-[a]-[Bong]> here guys lemme drop some knoledge on yuou |
#18425 (3/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zimbu> (my DDR trips prove the point that a fat sweaty kid walking around a mall attracts alot of attention/flies) |
#19145 (189/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kinto> That totally sucked.
<Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ...
<Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell.
<Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J.
* Kinto starts rapping.
<Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross.
<Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants. |
#19079 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ByronicEye: i just got a spam from bigcocksex.com: Subj: Monster Pricks Pumping Tight Little Holes!
fraoch42: too bad it doesn't say what kind of monsters. |
#18659 (50/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) has joined #newfoundland
<melly> if i ever find out who 'peer' is i'm gonna destroy 'em for ALWAYS reseting my connection |
#18603 (3/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RG-M1> i hope that if i ever get raped some day, it's by a monster with crazy penis tentacles, and penis fingers, too
<Tamahome> and that's one for the geekquotes page:P |
#19545 (-3/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now. |
#19414 (307/459) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[gossip] <Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english |
#18869 (141/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are
<hoho> i think they both got arrested by the FBI
<prophet> haaa
<NickBlasta> probably
<NickBlasta> jeep must have ratted cause of the 10gb of vids of jeeps mom skorn had
<isajeep> w...t...h?
<NickBlasta> oh hey jeep didnt see you there
<isajeep> *grumble* |
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