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#25608 (112/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin! |
#25607 (91/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] :P |
#25606 (88/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you. |
#25605 (7/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;) |
#25604 (137/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
<MiG-S0up> are you gay?
<jer|SYIOUX> no
<MiG-S0up> cuz if u are thats alright man
<jer|SYIOUX> ...
<MiG-S0up> i mean i always supsected something
<jer|SYIOUX> I'm not gay
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> stop hitting on me
<MiG-S0up> i'll give u a ride to those gay support rallies
<MiG-S0up> i mean if thats ur thing
<MiG-S0up> cuz its ok
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> i'm not gay but I do think keanu reeves is hot |
#25646 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chrono-X> well I dont LIVE in the ghetto but I go to the ghetto almost daily
<Chrono-X> for my sport
<rayjiano> ghetto bowling?
<Chrono-X> no its a sport where I beat up mexicans. |
#25603 (132/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God". But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell. |
#25602 (94/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated |
#25601 (160/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys are guys, and little boys are FBI agents |
#19995 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darrend> HOT DAMN I AM FUCKING SPIKED ON COFFEE THE BEAN HAS GOT ME STRATOSPHERIC AND BY GOD I GOT THE GRIN OF LUCIFER STORMING THE GATES YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW
<snadra> that ought to scare away the office chatter ladies
<darrend> maybe i'll spear them with my quivering dreamtime spirit phallus
<darrend> it extends from my belly button to my third eye and hangs at a 45 degree angle about 3 feet |
#19964 (1/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Marudek> shitty
<Marudek> my game doesn't load any textures on a voodoo3 :~(
<GoodScrat> more proof you suck |
#19915 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+[vV]Netsquash> my penis has a built in alarm clock |
#19912 (181/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[vV]nitrors4> my wife dont call me anymore
<[vV]nitrors4> she got a vibrator now
<[vV]nitrors4> how the funk am i gonna top a vibrator
<[vV]nitrors4> i cant jiggle my shit that fast |
#19892 (242/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ruiner> i think i just woke up with a different pair of boxers on then the ones i went to sleep in |
#19865 (125/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<strlen> vw buses rock.
<gibichung> i don't think the buses rock on their own |
#19344 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tac0> the bumpy road to silky smooth balls begins now! afk! |
#18801 (125/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kint> King Quest :)
<Kint> OPEN DOOR
<Kint> LOOK SWORD
<Kint> FUCK GNOME IN ASS |
#20113 (160/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scabb> I AM AN OBESE AMERICAN.
<scabb> AN AMERICAN, IN OTHER WORDS
<scabb> I'M SCARED OF CAFFEINE!
<scabb> ARGH! THE COFFEE WILL GIVE ME HEART ATTACKS!
<scabb> THE LARD THAT I EAT WON'T, BUT COFFEE WILL
<scabb> 17 BIG MACS! BUT HOLD THE COFFEE! CAFFEINE GIVES ME HEART ATTACKS! |
#19685 (0/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GnuVince> Suck my ballz!
<GnuVince> And lick my ass!
<GnuVince> And bring me beer
<GnuVince> and water
<GnuVince> and coffe
<GnuVince> and sex
<GnuVince> errr
<GnuVince> forget sex |
#19677 (110/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[EFU]psyk0mantis^gK> BLINK BLOWS MEN COCKS
<+TlMMAH> as opposed to women cocks? |
#19929 (30/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Khrath> baz is just jealous that i married a chic thats only 4'11", and it makes my 4" dick look like its 11" |
#19521 (109/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<winmutt> on the brighter side of things the waitress t the bar last nite gave me her phone number... might as well have read "this coupon is good for a free fuck" |
#19193 (6/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey.
<Shinj> I'm not sure why, I just like monkeys. |
#18766 (138/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EmperorVlad[EE]> man skorp
<EmperorVlad[EE]> you know what
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i hate you
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i hate you with a passion
<EmperorVlad[EE]> like that really evil kinda hate
<fragk> love-hate relationships are funny ;)
<EmperorVlad[EE]> where they guy is taking up both lanes
<EmperorVlad[EE]> and u just want to run him off the road
<EmperorVlad[EE]> into the little school children
<EmperorVlad[EE]> and like him flip over a canyon
<EmperorVlad[EE]> but not die
<EmperorVlad[EE]> but just lay there in pain
<EmperorVlad[EE]> for about a month or so
<EmperorVlad[EE]> cause i would shoot anyone that came near u to help
<EmperorVlad[EE]> yeah
<EmperorVlad[EE]> i love to hate skorp :)
<fragk> ...
<fragk> you may now kiss the bride |
#18744 (113/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Breianna> no useless profanity?
<Breianna> oh fuck |
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