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#22333 (12/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning? |
#23831 (193/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead of bullets. |
#22024 (87/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS BEATING OFF! FFS THATS HORRID! |
#20364 (138/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@daleth> so it really did lead to "..." :)
<@lovelace> Yep.
<jbroomeLUG> is that morse code for humping? :) |
#19405 (319/481) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Omen|> "Perl in a Nutshell 2nd Edition", 738 pages
<|Omen|> What the fuck kinda nutshell is that? Coconut? |
#18424 (135/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fryth> TV is boring, too uninteractive
<Fembot> use a remote |
#26249 (44/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking... |
#24170 (277/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've made their choice. |
#22739 (147/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Airlea> If I was trying to hit on you AJ, I'd just use my frying pan.
<FBMachine> woah, foreplay and cooking at the same time |
#26253 (108/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ |
#24926 (48/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school
<gellehsak> look at porn all day
<gellehsak> they're like
<gellehsak> "HAW HAW HAW... LE PORNO EST TRES BIEN" |
#24600 (283/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kak> Alereon you're a dumb fucking cunt thanks for your help i'm going to go commit suicide
<@Alereon> I love it when problems solve themselves! |
#22478 (85/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nicolle14> whats the point of being a techie dork if you don't dload porn?
<MrWabam> someday... my techie dorkness will find a techigodess who is impressed by the size of my hd and want to bang me
<MrWabam> and she'll be real, and hot.... Hotter than my CPU
<nicolle14> What's a "CPU"? |
#25664 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Broken_La> there is no way to use PHP mysql functions to write and read from a local file?! That's insane. |
#25629 (156/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;) |
#25628 (142/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school |
#25626 (287/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you? |
#25625 (449/603) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Xian just heard a loud bang out side
<Xian> OMG
<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
<Valv|tuba> WHAT?
<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!? |
#25624 (179/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants |
#25623 (22/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room
(timmo) and woke up
(timmo) and they were fucking whacking
[Gimdb] i'd finish them off |
#25622 (28/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> these penguin mints are weak
<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines
<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints |
#25619 (177/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water |
#26234 (655/817) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo |
#26230 (1/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L-3-3-7> i want to dump my gf
<L-3-3-7> i need to find a good way to do it
<sparc^_> maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice on her box |
#26227 (264/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker?
<mreta>: I think that will make the form look ugly...
<dooyod>: so, your sacrificing ease of use for overall good looks???
<mreta>: yes, i think so.
<dooyod>: my friend, welcome to the next level of web development. i'm proud of ya' |
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