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#19228 (9/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OveRKiLL> iom tyoping w ith myi dick rihgt now. |
#18846 (59/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aphelion> 'GKZKGJ
<aphelion> OMFG
<aphelion> wt
<Flatline-> aphelion just figured out masterbation |
#18427 (98/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean.....
<Rokan> its a truck ramming into a virtical road
<Zimbu> The sign means: "You are now in Canada. Please kill yourself before it gets even worse." |
#26246 (258/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...
<daenonok> dude you slept in class?
<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants
<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)
<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...
<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me |
#26266 (118/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet |
#26265 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably sit and write these down and just wait for me to join. Bastard. Eat corn poop.
<Fembot> Mike joined the Navy and wanted to become a SEAL... there was something appealing about their creed to "never leave their buddy's behind" |
#26264 (82/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't |
#25569 (5/203) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute
<Kiger> lol
<Kiger> you did that aich?
<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"
<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money |
#25475 (247/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock |
#25179 (187/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less} |
#19925 (86/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?! |
#19063 (1/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trooper> we are l33t
* Trooper nickop@austnet.org identify davidrocks
<Trooper> That's was not good |
#24947 (169/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date is flooding us again. Perhaps once he realizes there are two types of people (boy people, and girl people) he'll find something else to do. [global message, all replies will be fed to some animal] |
#24884 (93/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Kristina] some geek on slashdot insulted me because I commented that geeks only like to do fun programming not boring stuff...he insulted me then told me I should do boring stuff to give something back to the OSS community...and he did it all under the name "anonymous coward"...got, slashdotters are so...lame
[josiejaz] and you're one of them.... |
#24875 (280/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cody> what color is mango?
<Derian> #FF7646
<Cody> lol... dork |
#22079 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nuts> You wouldnt kick the nuts, would you?
* Nuts were kicked by Dragon_Tear (I'm used to kick them.) |
#26263 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<root66> I sell dvdrips of your mom putting on jeans! |
#26262 (137/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* fungiform types like a bastard
[Painless] how does one 'type like a bastard'... does one just omit the words 'mom' and 'dad' ? |
#26247 (151/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers
<Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers
<Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog?
<Boogaleeboo> Silly
<Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY
<Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist.
<Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first
<Joe_> Touche |
#24549 (321/485) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Otto> I froze up during a school play once
<Otto> Then I remembered what my teacher said
<Otto> "Imagine them naked!"
<Otto> So I did and I got a big hard on and ran off stage |
#24340 (6/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Netsniper> God.. Im only 16 what the hell would I need penis enlargment pills for..
<^sWift> Netsniper -> As you said...your only 16
<^sWift> ;) |
#23976 (103/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test or quiz is like asking me if i'd rather eat a piece of pizza or cut my nuts off with scissors |
#23974 (58/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle? |
#23973 (46/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Selphie> oic I remember Cherice but she does not remember me~
<@Cherice> yea i think i do. it's just nothing good |
#22595 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Friday> !quote *quotes*are*fucking*retarded*
<SweetJesus> (76) <Elfin> Quotes are fucking retarded. [Date: 03 Dec 2002] (1/1 matches found) |
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