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#18876 (-2/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<manual_overide> so there was this one time, i took this huge crap....
<manual_overide> but then the cops caught me and made me give it back |
#18806 (151/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
churchonmondays: whatcha up to?
MissMandieMay: not much
MissMandieMay: talking
MissMandieMay: with da peps
churchonmondays: don't you mean peeps?
MissMandieMay: no
MissMandieMay: people is spelled with one e
churchonmondays: OMG take that back before i call you a dumbass |
#18768 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<russur> knox, let's play war3
<russur> I need a partner that doesn't suck ass
<friar> oh shit
<umk> i need a partner who sucks ass upon command.
<jbk> well then you came to the wrong channel
<umk> dave..?
<friar> umk, how much
<russur> umk just handed dave the business
<friar> the business was only 3 inches long
<umk> but 4 across eh?
<umk> bitch. |
#18616 (143/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? |
#18506 (155/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[#HLM Gamesnet]
<+seph> ever wake up with a cat on your face?
<+seph> its kinda alarming
<+seph> you just woke up, not aware of anything, and you cant see
<+seph> and your mouth is filled with cat hair
<+seph> ewww
<@Timmy> nothing like waking up to a beautiful cute pussy in your face |
#18503 (103/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splat_v2> bob is in a pigfucker mood!
* HrdwrBoB goes off in search of a pig :)
<splat_v2> you wanna make it squeal!
<splat_v2> and its good cause they dont sweat!
* HrdwrBoB doesn't ask how you know that |
#18474 (138/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi
<Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times. |
#18446 (73/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet |
#18436 (392/533) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* oddjob throws a rubix cube at jitspoe
<jitspoe> ow
* jitspoe looks puzzled |
#18433 (139/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* MFornal remembers when he used to sit on here all night, every night.
<Sprinkle> yea, we do too.
<Sprinkle> thank god you left |
#18360 (-1/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMan> isnt hentai just crappy manga? |
#25556 (224/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ? |
#25479 (134/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake |
#25428 (7/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk |
#20081 (4/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Charlums> i was on tour with the biggest touring act in the world for 2 years kids
<Fitzy> on tour huh?
<Charlums> lord of the dance
<Charlums> i was in lord of the dance
<Lernal> hahaha
<Lernal> oh god
<Fitzy> are you THE lord of the dance? |
#19874 (83/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<munch> quiet in here tonight
<munch> where's shinji, mills and the mansex?
<LordKhan> you just answered your own question |
#25220 (253/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off?
<cornelius> yeah
<cornelius> wait... no
<cornelius> shit |
#25202 (231/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU."
<burrahobbit> AND COMMA
<burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED |
#25173 (232/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrdStang> Oh dear
<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no
<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away |
#25171 (176/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here. |
#25129 (170/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion. |
#24945 (309/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Milky> Tony Blair has just announced that he is sending the people that chose Liverpool to be the European City of Culture, out to Iraq.
<Milky> The theory is that if they can find Culture in Liverpool then Weapons of Mass Destruction should be a piece of p1ss. |
#24944 (259/437) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jason666> Heh... Failed English this year. W00t!
<MehBalls> howd you manage that one slick?
<Jason666> Put "Open minds and shallow hearts. Available online: www.goatse.cx June 22, 1995." on my Works Cited for the research paper.
<MehBalls> LOL
<Jason666> Guess he thought it sounded like an interesting artical...
<MehBalls> well... the open part wasnt far fetched... |
#24177 (301/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give. |
#24437 (29/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dooder> whats the quickest way to make a woman orgasm
<Ferrus> Who cares. |
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