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<russur> knox, let's play war3
<russur> I need a partner that doesn't suck ass
<friar> oh shit
<umk> i need a partner who sucks ass upon command.
<jbk> well then you came to the wrong channel
<umk> dave..?
<friar> umk, how much
<russur> umk just handed dave the business
<friar> the business was only 3 inches long
<umk> but 4 across eh?
<umk> bitch.
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