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#24405 (203/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare center for "special" children, except without the feeling that you're doing something worthwhile. |
#24380 (346/496) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DocUK> whats a dropship
<supernorn2000> a ship that drops things, preferably passengers
<supernorn2000> But in Halo it drops vehicles
<Skumby> usually it drops them gently too
<Skumby> Otherwise it'll be called a bomber |
#24266 (129/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<InvaderZ> Organisers of a children's beauty contest have agreed to remove the swimsuit and "sexy body" categories from the pageant after protests by child rights activists
<Samah> zim thats actually pretty bad
<Samah> because it should be the child's right to wear that if they want
<Samah> so really they're removing their rights
<InvaderZ> hahaha
<InvaderZ> it's ok Samah ... i like seeing 3 year olds in swim suits too
<InvaderZ> err I mean ... I don't ...
<InvaderZ> ahh .. I'M AWESOME
* InvaderZ leaves |
#22564 (0/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Therion> Reading Is Hard
<rioter> i know i ahve problems with it
<gho5t> why don't they have robots for that yet |
#22537 (269/459) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<percilicious> !8ball Am I sexier than Leonardo Dicaprio?
<ChanServ> percilicious: Yes.
<percilicious> !8ball You're just saying that to get in my
<ChanServ> percilicious: Yes.
<percilicious> !8ball Well given the fact that I would never sleep with an online bot, am I sexier than Leonardo Dicaprio?
<ChanServ> percilicious: No. |
#21249 (52/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards |
#20136 (196/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beige> It's one o'clock.
<Beige> Do you know where your children are?
<Apollyon> In my testes. |
#26272 (-1/199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aluminium> The biggest obstacle to a females sexuality is herself
<Aluminium> Many women wont let themselves enjoy sex
<Aluminium> and most men wont help them be comfy enough to get there, because we are too fucking dumb
<cowboy> Aluminium: nah, in many cases, we just don't care
<Fetch> I ALWAYS notice the bored look in their eyes
<tobyl> Fetch: That's the ruffies, dude.
<Fetch> no, that's the GLAZED look in their eyes ;) |
#26243 (203/391) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all.
SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: LINDSAY
Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART
Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS
Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES
SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX |
#26242 (116/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) has joined #lgl
<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased |
#24171 (191/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating!
<[6thAB]Barnes> I was just cleaning it and it when off!!! |
#24127 (138/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadow> "Look! Up in the sky! Floating ejaculate!"
<Shadow> "Those are clouds, moron." |
#23871 (321/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SJr> You know since bash has gone down, I have gotten a girlfriend, started eating right, and started actually trying in school, I have an essay do and I actually started working on it?
<@magtec> sjr, you know bash is back up right?
<@SJr> *sigh* there goes my future... |
#23839 (164/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check
<d00fus> dinner, movie, then snuggling
<munbty> carnival, cotton candy, and then moonlight stroll
<soccy_pants> drugs, rape, 2 hour police chase |
#23701 (111/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jakefeb3: if i brought a cat in my backback and let it out during finals do you think i would get in trouble
AvatarOfSolusek: which finals?
Jakefeb3: math
AvatarOfSolusek: ...probably not
AvatarOfSolusek: Mrs. J woulnd't care much
Jakefeb3: well if a cat bums outa my backpack dont be suprized
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
AvatarOfSolusek: ok
Jakefeb3: and if fireworks shoot out of its mouth after it comes outa my backpack..... dont be suprized of that either |
#23672 (137/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
* Spades has joined #nekobox
<Spades> and that was the power button..... x.x |
#23404 (59/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D>: ill murder you good >:o
<k33bz> not if u can't get to me!
<k33bz> jerkzilla!
<D>: when i go visit you >:o
<k33bz> like hell u will
<D>: fine i wont go visit you then
<k33bz> yes u will
<k33bz> but the joy of here will keep u docile
<k33bz> then halfway home when u go over the border u'll be like, "FUCK >< forgot to murder k33bz"
<k33bz> hah!
<k33bz> and that's the story of how christmas was saved |
#23307 (-2/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Braincore> I'm losing my verginity as we speak! |
#22321 (153/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room |
#22015 (221/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Friday> I did a science experiment on magnets and I cited MM3 for examples. I got First Place. I shit you not.
<McDohl> What did you do, take the game in there and go. "See how Megaman flies up like that? Megaman is metal, therefore he is attracted by the magnet robots!"
<Friday> Pretty much.
<Friday> I had screenshots. |
#26268 (455/623) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right |
#26267 (4/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl: will you come help me find my puppy ? |
#26245 (74/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS" |
#21145 (184/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mon: its.. kinda funny. O_o
Kadmium: I'm not aware, in fact, of a word that expresses to quite the extent that I require, precisely how funny it isn't
Mon: heh
Kadmium: Merely "bloody awful" lacks a certain vitriol, whereas "fucking dreadful" is just so cliche...
Kadmium: Let's just say that there are tribes in the Amazon forest, as yet untouched by civilization, that have said funnier things on IRC |
#26270 (108/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Judge_) This dumb and dumber 2 movie is actually a prequal.
(Judge_) Star Wars did it, so why can't every body else I guess
(Judge_) "Austin Powers: THe Gradeschool Years"
<deww> yeah it's a prequel. blah.
<deww> they did that in the last movie tho
<deww> hehe
(Judge_) "Indiana Jones and the full diaper"
(Judge_) that is teh sux
<deww> "Single Chinned IRCers"
<deww> now THAT's a prequel |
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