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#20457 (68/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<juri_> calc thread_saftey_dance
<algorithm> o/~ we can thread if we want to/ we can leaving blocking IO behind / but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock)
then they're no libs of mine. we can block if we want to/ setjmp()? longjmp()? never mind! / and we can act like select() is all
a bad dream / with a scheduler to hide behind o/~ |
#20436 (-4/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ri-G0d> well, I'd rather suck a cock, then fuck angelina jolie |
#20435 (327/474) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tudda> Man you guys are nerds.
<tudda> Im outta here, im going to go watch star wars. |
#20416 (198/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(El_Diablo) The centre offers a number of extra-curriclar programs for the children. These programs include:
(El_Diablo) # Dance Program
(El_Diablo) # Music and Movement Program
(El_Diablo) wtf is the difference between dancing and moving to music?
(raygun) not moving to music
(raygun) music AND movement
(raygun) music and movement = musical chairs
(raygun) music and movement = striptease
(raygun) music and movement = fight club
(raygun) etc
(El_Diablo) it's a daycare, ray.
(El_Diablo) there's no striptease. there's no fight club.
(raygun) i bet they play the shit outta musical chairs, though |
#20401 (104/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bucketms> any idea how fast your comp is?
<dan> how do I check?
<bucketms> go to the desktop, right click on My Computer, go to properties
<dan> i have GENERIC IDE DISK TYPE 46!
<dan> SWEET |
#20395 (75/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@PHiZ> "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."
<@Riyan|Work> "one eyed mutant children welcome here" |
#20385 (0/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@s7e> rofl i remember when i used to work part time ... me auntie worked at same place .... she was fit .... best and biggest babs ever
<@s7e> used to wank at coffee breaks
<+Psy> wtf
<+Psy> over ur auntie?
<@s7e> dont tell me u aint got an auntie u dont fancy |
#20350 (2/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here
LinkDJ: Where might a brother be able to be alone with his ho?
UH60SO: The Matrix
LinkDJ: Thanks. When my balls fall off, I'll give you one. |
#20341 (122/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<donovan> but there may be a new exploit released while I'm sleeping, is what I am afraid of
<donovan> I sure would go to the kitchen to get a snack but if I leave my computer, odds are 99% I'll be portscanned
<sealie> wouldnt that be what to call paranoia at its finest |
#20304 (81/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<b1u3> boy youd think after all the years of internet porn you'd know how to tie a girl up like they do in those hentai bondage movies |
#20246 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
<EarthQuake> hehe
<@omega> omega came first
<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant |
#20237 (89/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Paintballaddict> when I grow up, I wanna be green
<Paintballaddict> my mom said I could be whatever I want to be, so I want to be green
<Slayer1> dude, ure wierd |
#20216 (26/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nihilanthic> and right now we got Kim in north korea --;
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> yeah
<Nihilanthic> I wish China would just tell him to STFU :(
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> or cough on him :P |
#20213 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kevin> i had BAD acne
<kevin> VERY bad
<kevin> then they put me on meds
<kevin> and now my skin is clear as crystal
<Adora> you got scars?
<kevin> nope
<kevin> thankfully
<kevin> but yea, my zits were so big that i could fill the entire mirror in one pop :| |
#20193 (397/560) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«@hyu» i need an 800 by 600 jesus wallpaper
«@SkywardShadow» Type it into google. ;P
«@hyu» i am
«@hyu» google's being nasty
«@hyu» oooh, got a purdy one
«@hyu» and it's password protected
«@hyu» wtf
«@Vormav» haha
«@hyu» who password protects bible pictures?
«@Vormav» ACCESS TO JESUS DENIED |
#20182 (33/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it |
#20172 (82/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo |
#20167 (58/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures |
#20164 (283/502) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries" |
#20162 (5/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`FrEaK> that chick was hot... he prolly had a huge boner
<g0dsmack> only you would care if another man had a huge boner. |
#20140 (217/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs
<dortch> i have silence of the lambs
<dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said |
#19856 (145/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drwiii> sorry, recommending FreeBSD is the entire realm of my technical expertise. |
#19834 (103/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rodent> Me and my penis have an understanding.
<Cornjob7> "I'm going to choke you till I get what I want?"
<Rhaz> You want the semen? I always considered that an annoying feature |
#19782 (232/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HardKase> i work for an isp , there is no "lets piss off the customers" button
<HardKase> ive looked for it
<||Rune||> we dont have a button
<||Rune||> we have to do it manually |
#19724 (135/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jacs> I can't sleep with him and then see him leave in six days. too much. I may go to Toronto in the fall though..so..we'll see.
<sirgreg> that's too bad.
<jacs> but who knows...I could just kick him out of my car and fuck him on the transcanada.
<sirgreg> they lied. Romance isn't dead. |
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