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#19711 (21/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aero>I bet you have night mares of like a wrecking ball flying at you, then it zooms out and its your grandpa's balls flying right at you.
<Smoke> >:-| |
#19709 (106/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<triviabot2> 31. With whom do you associate: "mom always liked you best"?
<XX01XX> my cock
<XX01XX> wait... no |
#19702 (-1/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lemmer> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DON'T COMPRESS YOU INTO TINY CUBES AND MAKE CARS OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK |
#19692 (143/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
·jliechty· all right, i'm so fucking bored now
·jliechty· this sucks
•bryce• go and get a deer head to mount
·jliechty· sounds like a good idea
·jliechty· where can i find one?
•bryce• on a deer |
#19617 (154/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
<Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room |
#19586 (48/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[12|23:38:28] <trunkz> LetHaL is gat
<trunkz> gay even
<LetHaL> trunkz is gayer
<trunkz> yes he is
<trunkz> what! |
#19576 (-1/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RadarNocturn> this is an online wrestling group, for furries |
#19541 (273/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½!
<enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident?? |
#19539 (215/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eldoran : Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return of the King, I think it was at the breaching of the gate.. but thats beside the point
Eldoran : Then a quasi friend in my class approaches me, and tries to "call me out"...
Eldoran : and I'm ignoring him... so he snatches my book from me and throws it on the ground.
CptAwesome : So you stabbed him
Eldoran : Hes standing square to me, with his fists up, and I step foward snap kick him in the crotch, then follow thru on the motion bringing my other legs knee up to his decending chin
CptAwesome : then you stabbed him?
Eldoran : No :{
CptAwesome : so, when the hell did you stab him?
Eldoran : I never did!
CptAwesome : Then how was this a fight? |
#19437 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there?
<X> well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING
<Vic> I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.
<X> probably
<X> like a little fan or something |
#19407 (172/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the following situations, think of what choices the hero of an action movie would make, and dont do that |
#19400 (90/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(willay): sex+workplace doesnt work i think!
(XorA): unless you are a whore |
#19307 (211/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Monsoon`> grrr
<Monsoon`> WHERE IS BROADBAND WHEN YOU WANT IT?
<Monsoon`> poor little dialup is brought to its knees by pr0n like that
<Monsoon`> whatever happened to thumbnails leading to larger images?
<skitz> Monsoon`: doesnt work like that with porn. thumbnails lead to ads
<Monsoon`> it didn't used to be that way
<skitz> you're doing a "back in the day" rant for PORN?! christ |
#18985 (59/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies. |
#18757 (0/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
<\slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
<Ice_raven> it is
<\slash> okay, that's good.
<\slash> no false advertising there! |
#24907 (126/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nimitz> if a tree falls on a lumberjack, and there's no-one else there, does he make a sound?
<will> "Oof." |
#24791 (83/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AragornEstel> hey harpana
<AragornEstel> did you get all of KS from me?
<Harpana_Rocks> yes i did thank you
<AragornEstel> np
<Harpana_Rocks> now i can wipe the cum off of my screen
<Harpana_Rocks> damn wrong channel |
#19096 (56/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kurohito> im not european
<Kurohito> Im Spanish |
#19081 (251/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grue> I say we seperate the country into two parts. The people with brains, and the people sans brains.
<Grue> That way, although the idiot nation will be bigger, we'll be more intelligent and progress, while their regress.
<Grue> The world will hate them, while the world will praise the smart nation. :p
<Grue> \o/
<mike> yah, but i don't want to leave the country to get a burger |
#19076 (218/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal |
#19074 (51/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stalker> Up what?
<Push> Up the rabbit hole?
<Stalker> DOWN! DOWN the rabbit hole! |
#19054 (208/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
in #teen
[itstomEK] 20-m-melb.pix msg me for a chat 8)
[DiZ] 20 omg , ure ot a a teren
[DiZ] banz0r him
[Jon-] i would, but i'm still trying to decipher what you just said |
#19002 (58/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<p0tat03> How to Score, Chapter 4: Make Sure You Have a Pimpin Suit
<Hyde> How to score, Chapter 5: alcohol is your friend |
#18965 (41/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pseudonym> I love how all through GTA3 there's an anti-drug theme
<Pseudonym> You spend half or more of your missions stopping people from pushing SPANK |
#18931 (72/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pizzathie> sex? what's that?
<Foole> pr0n without a camera
<pizzathie> I must have been doing something wrong at school
<Foole> i did lots of wrong things at school |
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