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#25136 (18/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits |
#25132 (61/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me |
#25131 (126/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?
<ClusteR-> yeah... |
#25128 (230/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row |
#25124 (144/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times. |
#25123 (208/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mojojojo> omg
<Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor
<Sureshot> yours?
<Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW |
#25121 (183/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) |
#25118 (90/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect. |
#25114 (295/455) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel?
<|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot
<mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck. |
#25113 (129/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american. |
#25111 (190/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16.. |
#25107 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS |
#20670 (172/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|DeadPan|> I dont get drunk
<|DeadPan|> i am in control of my faculties
<PT-Away> thats cause your a moron
<PT-Away> err mormon
<Terry> same shit |
#20645 (-5/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club
<Neodymium> Wow, I'd love to play paedophile
<Neodymium> I could go with some little model of a kid strapped to my waist |
#20632 (9/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys |
#20628 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MiCao_> zondr, it wasnt funny to put my silly question onm the topic ;)
<ZondrZout> Well, I think it was :)
<MiCao_> yeah, dutch humor
<MiCao_> i'll never get it |
#20602 (58/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events. |
#20560 (101/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mr Markus White: So what are you doing online, criminal.
FerrusSoldad: Pirating mp3s.
Mr Markus White: One of those Napster frauds huh
FerrusSoldad: IRC.
Mr Markus White: Isn't that a hacker program |
#20534 (6/386) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded
<CuZZa> man i had my jacket on my lap most of last night trying to hide the massive BONER i had |
#20524 (325/554) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!
<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.
* Exor[B-AFK] shoots self |
#20517 (34/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SteamedHams> jesus christ, it's not like insulting zirc is blasphemy for gods sake
<SteamedHams> fucking hell
<SteamedHams> moses cunt
<SteamedHams> apostle gayrape |
#20513 (248/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(`dM`): I took a girl on a date to a lan party.. she seemed throughly bored
(DaMuppet): lol
(doggie^): hahaha
(DaMuppet): omfg dM
(DaMuppet): you;re joking
(DaMuppet): pls tell me u r
(`dM`): no. = I'm not joking. it was an impromptu lan party. and then the guys started trading porn
(`dM`): it was downhill from there |
#20509 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits
<+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem |
#20480 (142/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<asshat> went for lunch at the hardrock with a friend
<+mcfly> hardrock... is that the resturaunt where they serve you naked?
<asshat> went to the bathroom, was taking a piss, sneezed, and peed one the dude next to me's shoes
<asshat> sneakers
<asshat> Mark cuban wears Pony sneakers
<+mcfly> wait
<+mcfly> wait
<+mcfly> you peed
<+mcfly> on mark cuban?
<asshat> sprinkled his shoes
<asshat> from splashback from urinal
<+mcfly> BWAHAHAHAAH
<asshat> theres only 2 urinals in ahardrock cafe
<asshat> with a little divider
<+mcfly> thats cause they can't afford another
<+mcfly> but still
<+mcfly> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<asshat> I apologized
<asshat> and i didnt realize who he was
<morningbell> did he call you a cunt
<asshat> no
<asshat> he laughed
<asshat> then left the bathroom and he sat and read the paper
<asshat> i told the bartender what happend, he laughed his ass off then he told me who that waas |
#20461 (186/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid
<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..
<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed
<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are... |
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