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#25640 (168/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time |
#25637 (68/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration" |
#25187 (45/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!! |
#25185 (119/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm? |
#25183 (95/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place. |
#25181 (131/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
slurpee: got p2p?
Arcane: p2p?
Arcane: are you asking me for drugs? |
#25178 (214/354) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(PowrSlave) how r things?
(DAMMiT_) good
(DAMMiT_) well
(DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with
a license plate labeled "KIWI" |
#25170 (195/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today
<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it
<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"
<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away
<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid |
#25169 (144/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark |
#25168 (162/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile |
#25163 (29/197) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal.
<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal |
#25161 (383/543) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me |
#25159 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv
<Boko> no way
<Boko> that guy fucking rox |
#25158 (111/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
*** ChanServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net)
*** HelpServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net) |
#25157 (60/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker.
... (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls) |
#25155 (127/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke? |
#25153 (113/355) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies. |
#25152 (43/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea |
#25151 (253/423) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it |
#25150 (64/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING! |
#25147 (56/212) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code. |
#25145 (0/164) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course. |
#25144 (270/424) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"? |
#25142 (95/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is |
#25137 (157/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago |
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