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#22393 (293/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation
<gothik> shit happens
<Adam^> not for him. |
#22389 (107/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PaulZ108> no TACO BELL is better because they have pictures of Angelina Jolie on their cups
<ROUGE6> I can imagine paul rubbing his fingers up and down the cup as the smooth, wet, condensation drips off of agelina's body |
#22377 (118/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tifffany> do ppl in this room talk
<Adam^> sometimes
<Adam^> mostly we just masturbate into a bucket and make the newbies drink it |
#22373 (126/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life |
#22355 (131/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AmorWork> anyone can help me?
<ZondrZout> Are you Italian?
<AmorWork> yes...
<ZondrZout> Sorry, we can't help you then
<AmorWork> :| ...lol? |
#22339 (12/331) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gorefeend> my bum is all alone :/ |
#22314 (99/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(splinter) stupid vending machine...
(splinter) my first chocolate got stuck, so i figured i'd buy a second one so it would push it out
(splinter) only the second got stuck too
(@Lethy) "owned!"
(splinter) third time lucky and now i have 3 blocks of chocolate >:( |
#22304 (172/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17
<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker
<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life
<@impuritor> that's like saying
<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas" |
#22302 (104/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us" |
#22297 (114/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good. |
#22291 (101/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<grem> hah
<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed |
#22257 (7/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot |
#22243 (189/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<windows_macgeek> What mods can you do with a Sega Genesis?
<InvisableMan> dude, its not like its an xbox...
<windows_macgeek> Dude, dude dude DUUUDE, I dont care what it's not like, I just wanna know how I can MOD it.
<InvisableMan> well i have a good one just for you:
<InvisableMan> 1) pour gasolene all over it.
<InvisableMan> 2) light it on fire
<InvisableMan> and tada! your new-age contemporary space heater is all done!
<InvisableMan> i also have an idea about where you can stick it, too. |
#22203 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<K0S-M0S> Now you are immortalized as a race-hater on bash
<K0S-M0S> But on the plus side, you can now become the mascot for haterade |
#22197 (4/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia |
#22160 (328/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> wow
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit isnt working today
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> weird
* [AK]DarkTeletubbie has quit IRC ([AK]DarkTeletubbie)
* aCs|shutdown has quit IRC
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> i guess they dont know the secrets of the Ctrl button |
#22137 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once.
<the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss. |
#22131 (198/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
<mg|Nibble> yup
<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
<LeadOP-Toast> :P
<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :) |
#22130 (134/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tsohgVAIO> bluetooth and wifi arent used for the same things
<netmunky> are too
<netmunky> their both used to send pictures of my penis wirelessly |
#22117 (353/528) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook |
#22115 (131/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken... |
#22076 (10/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW |
#22075 (112/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DJ> http://www.planetdaikatana.com/
<DJ> heh there's still an active daikatana community
<DOX> i think the term is satanic cult
<DOX> waiting for romero to return in his spaceship and take them to the promised land |
#22068 (156/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT |
#22048 (9/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else |
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