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<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself |
#24239 (74/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes |
#24184 (16/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* explicit kicks PK
* explicit was kicked by PK (PK) |
#24128 (45/193) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadow> "Due to the recent decrease in overall test scores among high school
<Shadow> students, I propose we change the term 'foolproof' to 'stupidproof.'" |
#23436 (143/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_Veteran> afk stopping housemate burn the house down |
#19540 (93/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nirv-> can you die from going to bed with wet hair?
<Steempy> If you sleep on live wires, sure
<arnoud> or if it is wet with gasoline, and take a smoke in bed?
<nirv-> heh
<nirv-> Who the hell would do that? ;p
<arnoud> no idea, but it is possible :-P
<Murrlin> nirv: I wouldnt put it past some americans :P
* NobleKale notes that if you wrote it on a warning label, someone would do it
<Murrlin> of course!
<Murrlin> warning labels - 'lets try it anyway!', nowadays :( |
#19473 (156/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pain> wow, I think I won it.
<Mac> whats the reward?
<pain> handjob from the closest female around
<pain> ..would be cool
<Yodaa> agreed.
<pain>> oh no wait, mom is in the kitchen ): |
#23916 (202/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> When I was young I thought being a chemist just meant mixing random chemicals together and seeing what happened
<CommanderStab> So I wanted to be one, so when I was young I went to the bathroom and mixed together every single thing I could find
<CommanderStab> I called it "Sparkle-shine shampoo" and tested it out on myself
<CommanderStab> I've had dandruff ever since and anti-dandruff shampoo doesn't help >__<
<CommanderStab> It didn't make my hair sparkle-shine, either ;___; |
#23885 (-4/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gadgetguy says:
you ever feel like fate's fucking with you?
Silverfox says:
Hmm?
Silverfox says:
No, not really.
Silverfox says:
That might be pleasurable.
Gadgetguy says:
... |
#23861 (0/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<King_Kane> haha this is what the principle said to some kid today "If I had my way I would spend half my time in these classes, and I would give you a hard time, and by golly you would enjoy it" |
#23855 (152/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a knife go through your spine.... Oh yes.
<D_Radio> pupazz_: considering I am currently sleeping on a mattress, it must be very uncomfortable |
#23834 (54/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family? |
#23812 (145/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaRKInCuBuS> i love stupidity
<DaRKInCuBuS> it's good for a few laughs
<DaRKInCuBuS> i just wish it wasn't so damned abundant |
#23787 (154/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+bos> you said farewell to irc
<@d0e> for a while
<@Nfs> yeah, d0e left for a while
<@Nfs> till i made him an oper
<@d0e> and i said oooooooooooooook
<@nick> YOU MADE HIM AN OPER HE CANT REFUSE! |
#23771 (52/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jludka> irc needs vote kicking |
#23761 (6/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FUCKEDUP> Yo
<FUCKEDUP> Any oc there p4
<+Vern> ya
<+Vern> i got my 1.7 upto 1.5 |
#23752 (121/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so drunk |
#23739 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on |
#23734 (207/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through a REALLY bad clipping error? |
#26422 (54/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh
<Fidel-> i think its a fair trade |
#26421 (47/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames. |
#26420 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed
Gig103: does that mean "a quick game of bf"
vupat03: i'm gonna try BF quick on here with the additional memory
vupat03: wow
Gig103: LOL OMG i was kidding
vupat03: that was sad |
#23733 (109/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peeps> You and me baby, we're like 13 and 37...
<Peeps> Together we're 1337! |
#23643 (-3/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RedAlert> regulary swearing randomly in a channel.. some people have weird fetishes |
#23642 (97/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> insert key thwarts my attempt at correct grammar once again |
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