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#24172 (-1/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<argybargy> its ok
<argybargy> i covered me boobies an scrubbed your back
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> scrubbed my back with your boobies? O.o
<argybargy> LMAO
<argybargy> no matt
<argybargy> i used the loofah
<argybargy> hehe
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> Id hate to see what kinda position you got into to use that. :o
<argybargy> LMAO
<Rolypoly> lol |
#23345 (88/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers |
#21819 (-3/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[iop] i was suspended form kewl school, so my ma gets pissed stops bying food untill i go back to school, only thing there is Kraft dinner and whatever is left of the jusie |
#21518 (104/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxie> I'm a guy
<Foxie> Bisexual guy
<Foxie> Although everyone here calls me gay
<Foxie> Whatever
*** Leon has joined #finalfight
<Leon> wtf only gay people in here, kbai
*** Leon has left #finalfight |
#21116 (-2/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shkippy> i fucked the girl in Hanson... |
#20293 (-3/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Measure> DO U NEED <NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Measure> <Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> <Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> <Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick.
<Measure> oops
<Lakitu7> Submitting yourself to bash.org ? |
#19342 (2/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NonSequitur> Cthulhu tweaking his nip.
<SemiSquared> Jarp, women don't have boxes.
<Jarp> ...
<SemiSquared> Er wait...
<SemiSquared> That's packages.
<NonSequitur> rofl
<SemiSquared> Nevermind. |
#20271 (24/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iwantagetfater> I'm muching on a dozen doughnuts right now
<DS> all at the same time?
<iwantagetfater> ummm... grow belly grow |
#20192 (187/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive.
<WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
<WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
<WC|spieler> sometime next summer |
#26428 (-6/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the doorComment: Miyra is a fat tub of lard, hence the wise crack.
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#26426 (216/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys?
<Kharnifex> bukkake
<ArcaneMagik> Epi: engineering degree?
<Kharnifex> otherwise it's lekemba
<[L]o[L]> its the number one source of protein for women under 20 in japan
<bobbles> 1 chick for 50 guys
<bobbles> its a LAN |
#26425 (131/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moes_19> my god, In Iowa guys can fuck any woman once they hit 14
<Zac_D> that's more for the sake of the 14-year-olds than the guys
<Zac_D> there's not a lot to do in iowa |
#24658 (125/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WAKO15> i think my circle of life is a hexagon |
#24368 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during those 3 seconds think: hey, i could do this for a living ? coz you couldn't ;) |
#24584 (172/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ryan[Away]> wtf
<Ryan[Away]> our washing line is made out of cat 5
<The_Defiance> RAH
<The_Defiance> Your washing line is the leetest i know |
#24454 (3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene |
#24419 (-3/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school
<Alman> he's wanting to date a girl "for a commitment"
<Alman> HAH! what the hell is a "commitment"?! |
#23937 (-3/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix |
#18880 (81/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff.
<rdgzt> In fact, I grepped for "haha" with 10 lines of context before. |
#18758 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count?
<Sir_Neo> yeh
<Sir_Neo> if u think in /ignore terms
<Sir_Neo> so if u actually thing the / part in ur head
<Sir_Neo> then it counts
<Sir_Neo> same with u might be a linux addict if u want to ./open a door |
#18740 (-3/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy
<sometimesibreathe> no.......im a man...
<sometimesibreathe> or a teen
<sometimesibreathe> ....ok......a boy
<DirtyRedDownSouth> For get this Im gone
<sometimesibreathe> what......u dont like boys....are u gay or something |
#18633 (-4/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D |
#18376 (151/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Protocol stabs Scythe in the knee with a rusty bent screwdriver *crunch"
* Scythe takes off the kneepads....heh didnt plan on that huh bitch?
<jitspoe> I won't ask why you were wearing kneepads to begin with... |
#24374 (0/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg
<doe> uneekwahn you soft porn sucks
<doe> your even :)
<uneekwahn> sorry man, I'll try to get in some better movies
<uneekwahn> OH
<uneekwahn> you mean the link
<uneekwahn> whoops
<uneekwahn> my bad ! |
#24370 (101/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus? |
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