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#24365 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> punk is the engeneer
[04:37] <Sajami> is this normal chat? |
#24357 (146/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say
hsimah: say stupid stuff
hsimah: "i saw a cat today"
Mixx: i was a pussy today
Mixx: SAW
Mixx: :S
Mixx: yes i transformed into a vagina |
#24337 (86/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkForceRising> cmon pmab i need ur best anecdotes n jokes
<pmab> knock knock
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<DarkForceRising> whos there pmab u fgt
<DarkForceRising> !pmab
<DarkForceRising> pmab
<DarkForceRising> oi pmab
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<pmab> whos where?
* DarkForceRising is now known as dfr^ihatepmab |
#24298 (176/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* popsicle_sands faints
* D3k administers mouth to mouth
<Yunees|shower> ewww
<D3k> ..
<D3k> well that did *wonders* for my self-esteem |
#24269 (131/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX! |
#26424 (225/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream
<[Shinji]> someone was packet sniffing plain text passwords I was sending to an eggdrop bot
<[Shinji]> and messaged them back to me to taunt me, and I was all "omg hax"
<[Shinji]> then I ssh'd and laughed
<[Shinji]> I miss normal dreams, that involve partially undressed chicksComment: #geekissues
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#20062 (11/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(note! i know the last one i sent you guys was just a copy of what you already had but this one is halarious)
<draito5> 35
<35man> yeah?
<draito5> last night i she dumped me
<draito5> SHE DUMPED ME MAN!!
<35man> Who? Claire?!
<draito5> yea
<35man> Hey listen, I'm really sorry about that, how you holding up?
<draito5> not good bro i nearly killed myself
<35man> awww come on, it can't be that bad.
<draito5> no seriously!!! i was sitting in the bathroom and i
took my razorblade and i was just shaving when i thought, whats the use
and then i seriously started thinking about it
<35man> wow. holy shit. did you end up doin it? |
#24238 (164/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
'mouth: Channel Spike Lee and shit'll really hit the fan.
Mach5: Okay, in this scene, you're approached by a crackhead who's offering you a blowjob in exchange for money to buy a cheeseburger.
Mach5: And, action.
'mouth: I immediately run and go home to comfort my inner turmoil with a crack pipe.
Mach5: Cut. You're hopeless.
'mouth: Up yours. I'm an artist.
Mach5: Wait, I'll channel Paul Verhoeven.
Mach5: In this scene, you're approached by a crackhead, who is subsequently beatdown by a threesome of busty, lusty bisexuals, who proceed to offer you a blowjob in exchange for a cheeseburger.
'mouth: Are we digging for bash material or cybering at this point?
Mach5: I've lost track. A/S/L? |
#24194 (117/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DarkCraft> yeah well evil don't win many popularity contests...
* +DarkCraft knows this.
<@FlowerChild> DarkCraft you are in no way evil
<+DarkCraft> I am in the sense that I choose to opt out of the whole good/evil axis in favour of more empiricist ideas.. ;)
<@FlowerChild> blah you still fall asleep cuddling soft toys |
#24156 (153/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all of the .hack//sign music i so very much need come on kazaa
<fe> and the ones that get up early get off to play everquest
<fe> but i probably won't be able to get anything! bastards will queue up tons of crap :(
<Kefka> a random note- most of those fat anime hos are 40 year old men with mullets that live in their mom's basement
<fe> like us :(
<Kefka> :(
<fe> :( |
#24155 (94/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113
evilgreg> make sure' its not taken
^john^> [john@ebz:~/oidentd-1.9.9.1] $ make sure
^john^> make: don't know how to make sure. Stop
^john^> anyone else? |
#24153 (369/507) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cael> i like how microsoft word automatically capitalizes 'microsoft'
<FDavid> oh yeah
<thestripedone> heh.
<thestripedone> see if they do it with macintosh
<Cael> haha
<Cael> macintosh isn't a word apparently
<Cael> rofl |
#24147 (36/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clarke Eesdope> new skill dom? do explain
<Dominius Gompers> You have to get level 35 though. Then your zombies become more powerful
<Clarke Eesdope> more powerful zombies eh
<Robert Deleard> It won't be a zombie though...it’ll be a different creature
<Clarke Eesdope> can it be an elephant
<Clarke Eesdope> or some sort of enormous slug
<Robert Deleard> no, sorry..
<Clarke Eesdope> oh that's ok
<Clarke Eesdope> sometimes i just get in that slug summoning mood |
#24140 (111/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Em shows rawl his boobs
<Em> (.)(.(
Rhi takes pics
<Rawl> wtf
<Rawl> your boob is all fucked up
<Em> I think it has cancer |
#24133 (256/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely. |
#24114 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality of the situation. You claims your not a hacker, after all you didnt create these items. But what you is doing, is no better then what the hackers have done. Simply fueling the fire of hacked items within Diablo.
<whitcomb> hard-hitting korean logic and grammar |
#24082 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<adorecm> Tim is my hero.
<whitcomb> tim
<adorecm> ?
<adorecm> time.
<whitcomb> Time?
<adorecm> Tim.
<whitcomb> ....oh. |
#24078 (76/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i somehow get the feeling that listening to the cure and looking at porn is very, very wrong |
#24057 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET! |
#24015 (5/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa)
<NotSoDamn1337Now> how long is later?
<Medicore> You know me with times: 1year 1day 6hours 19mins
<SGR> Oh yeah... only think about yourself.. i'm going to africa..
<SGR> you never throught onece about #peeps did you?
<SGR> thourght*
<Medicore> B.L.E.H
<SGR> :'(
* Medicore is /AWAY :: Gone 'to south africa' :: Back: ~366 days [Left: Jun10 @ 14:18] [PAGER off]
<SGR> If you die while being away i want your ops and your mp3's - put it in your will!
<NotSoDamn1337Now> why is he so damn impulsive?
<SGR> who cares.. |
#23975 (-3/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz
<AngelPHiSH> FOUR DAYS OLLLD
<Bizznatch> hot cum and sweaty balls
* binary_hero spals bizz
<Bizznatch> ooey gooey squishy gopher guts
<Bizznatch> seagull intestines and a lemon
<Bizznatch> fresh fried cat from your local 7-11
<binary_hero> bizz - im that far desensitized, it doesnt bother me...at all.
<Bizznatch> :)
<Bizznatch> NeoRenegade...
<binary_hero> ok
<binary_hero> thats a step to far
* binary_hero now feels ill
<Bizznatch> :D |
#23971 (170/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sloop> i downloaded matrix reloaded off kazaa
<sloop> i got 1gb of dutch porn
<sloop> bonus |
#23945 (-3/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[07:37:46] <@SGR> erm..
[07:37:53] <maz> hi sgr
[07:38:01] <@SGR> hi
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b bill!*@*
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b *!*@*.39c049cc.comindico.com.au
[07:38:05] <maz> asl
[07:38:23] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars :)
[07:38:30] <@SGR> u?
[07:38:57] <@SGR> ...
[07:39:19] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:26] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has left #uk
>>>>>>>> aussie_chic Just joined #HELP
[07:39:28] * aussie_chic (82701004@4e929bd.10eff834.netconnect.net.au) has joined #uk
[07:39:30] <@SGR> U got something agasint us martians?
[07:39:31] <@SGR> huh ?
[07:39:35] <aussie_chic> hi all
[07:39:38] <@SGR> hi :)
[07:39:44] <Amy> hi
[07:39:47] <aussie_chic> asl
[07:39:58] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars
[07:39:59] <@SGR> :)
[07:40:12] <@SGR> this never gets old. |
#23938 (201/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<A-C> The thing is...there have been so many sims expansions, what the FUCK is in the original?
<Lightbunny> I think the original had an installer
<Lightbunny> Other than that Im as perplexed as you |
#24456 (142/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers computer
<epix|work> seeing what he has, like in kazaa and crap, and its a bunch of porn
<epix|work> should i rat him out? so he is grounded from his computer for like a week
<epix|work> and that way i can d/l porn faster |
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