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#27188 (25/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair
<airliner> you put chairs in ya ass? |
#27187 (162/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby |
#27186 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peter--|bewb> my gf is coming to town on wednesday
<peter--|bewb> im excited
*** kraixworld|ddrcult is now known as kraixworld|ddr
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> sweet
<aslan|newb> hehe
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> make us home movies!
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> :P
<Rocko|NOOB> alright, peter's gf is coming to see me
<peter--|bewb> why would i want you jacking off to my hairy ass?
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Ok
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Err
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> shave it?
<peter--|bewb> ok. deal.
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> kewl |
#27184 (-3/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Akira|hereish_codingish> The trick to it
<Akira|hereish_codingish> honest to goodness
<Akira|hereish_codingish> is to eat the spam
<Akira|hereish_codingish> with some mustard
<Akira|hereish_codingish> then dip the twinkies in the juice in the bottom of the can |
#27183 (167/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: cybergeek (~cybergeek@riscy.net-20F8CEF6.cable.mindspring.com)
<cybergeek> help!
<cybergeek> i need to think of something that my g/f and i can do, that doesn't require any amount of nudity
<cybergeek> also must be something that does not involve spending muchos monitos, does not involve revel fires, does not involve frisbee, does not involve Monty Python (cuz i haven't converted her yet)
<Heretic> Cuddle beneath a tree in the warm summer night.
<cybergeek> good idea
<cybergeek> only problem is it rained earlier, so it's all wet now
<Heretic> Get a blow dryer. |
#27182 (153/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peekaboo> age?
<teethgrinder> i'm strong
<teethgrinder> 28 years old
<peekaboo> virg?
<peekaboo> plz say no
<teethgrinder> haha, no
<teethgrinder> aquarius |
#27151 (354/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock?
Tim: lol, i don't know
Tim: why?
Tim: gonna get a gift for your gf?
Ali: everything i buy on that site, i'm gonna add dildo to the list
Ali: so that it shows up for every product
Ali: people who purchased... "the bible" also purchased... "travel reading lamp" .. "jesus loves all the little children" ... "clear plastic dildo" ... "a kid's guide to the bible" |
#27178 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> Conjoined adult Iranian twins have both died after unprecedented surgery to separate them, Singapore hospital officials announced today
<FuNGiSiED> if allah wanted them seperated he would have made them that way
<FuNGiSiED> praze allah |
#27099 (292/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Khel> haha, I just went upstairs, got a plate out of the cupboard, got pizza out of the fridge, then left the pizza on the bench and microwaved an empty plate for 2 minutes
<@Khel> gg me
<@tung> haha you suck
<Lithios> hahahaha
<@tung> at least you know the plate is clean now
<thrax> lol thats nothing, unwrapped a mars bar, and threw it in the bin and tryed to eat the wrapper.
<Parag0n> ROFL !!!! |
#27177 (243/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BobTheMil> the sun's coming out
<BobTheMil> i should do my homework now
<BobTheMil> IRC says no
<BobTheMil> </haiku> |
#27175 (-8/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ?
* Parts: BScorp^aw (chsc@***************) |
#27172 (132/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd? |
#27164 (95/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sephy> I was sitting at dinner with my mom
<Sephy> And she stuck her tongueout at me
<Sephy> So I told her, I know many places she could stick that
<Blu3> How many of them were on you?
<Sephy> only 2
<Sephy> waite.... |
#27125 (170/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.) |
#27046 (3/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee |
#18852 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> put it back in fbx
[22:54] <farbehindx> i never took it out
[22:54] <farbehindx> you getting numb again?
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> yeah, vibrate
[22:54] * farbehindx puts a quarter in his ass and starts to shake
[22:54] <farbehindx> i'm glad i ripped that out of the motel bed |
#26437 (82/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg?
<Dany> ..duh
<Dany> plarom
* Plarom waves
<Tanis> Greg are you a bastard?
<Plarom> Appearently.
<Tanis> Keep the good work up! |
#20226 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Total-MK> <DArqueBishop-CCShadow-]{0MBAT> rub a dub dub, 3 guys in a tub
<Total-MK> I want to be the 4th homo :P |
#25020 (-2/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ArmadilloX> suck my cock
<Zerox20> are you still going on how your the best in the world?
<Zerox20> Its over with man
<ArmadilloX> give it a little kiss
<Zerox20> let it go
<ArmadilloX> u know u wanna
<ArmadilloX> its waving zero
<ArmadilloX> its saying "yo bitch. suck me"
<ArmadilloX> "suck me good. fuck me good."
<ArmadilloX> "zeeeeroxxxxxx....xxx....x...x.....suck on meeeeeeeee"
* ArmadilloX pokes zerox with his boner
<ArmadilloX> dude?
<ArmadilloX> O_o
<Fujihara> O.o
Quits: Zerox20 (Write Error: Broken pipe) |
#25015 (22/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres
Frondz2k: .. roflmao ;-)
Frondz2k: dude it doesn't let you get in..
Omghai: it just links you up to watch the show
Omghai: we are only lesbians...not hackers... |
#24997 (131/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NekoGuy deletes his candidate for goddess episodes
<NekoGuy> good bye... Kinza...
<Cyber_Akuma> moron, burn them
<NekoGuy> No CDR drive
<NekoGuy> I'm poor
<Cyber_Akuma> if you have no cdr drive
<Cyber_Akuma> how will you burn the mandrake isos?
<NekoGuy> Isobuster
<Cyber_Akuma> I dont think you can isntall an os by emulatiing the cd drive
<NekoGuy> fuck.
<NekoGuy> Your right
<NekoGuy> SHIT |
#24993 (29/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<secracy> what would be the correct way to be able to have !! in my php script ?
<sZombie> secracy: what?
<secracy> my two exclimation marks arent showing up on my form
<sZombie> secracy: you need to do a double-back-flip-exclamation-mark-escape |
#23130 (41/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quietetetet> I think all the bash moderators wear ku klux klan clothes at the weekend |
#26432 (280/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :) |
#26431 (279/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff
<taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on
<grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer
<grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another"
<snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self |
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