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#27258 (160/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@^DPK^> and I also learned that women are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken, and the rest are either handicapped or too far away |
#27226 (248/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> i've got an idea that would help artists from having their music pirated
<Dilbert> instead of naming all their
<Dilbert> songs
<Dilbert> just give them a number
<Dilbert> like 1, 2, 3 so on
<Dilbert> and if everyone does that
<Dilbert> nobody online will be able to find the songs they are looking for
<Dilbert> or something
<Dilbert> i dont know
<Dilbert> forget i said anything |
#27254 (59/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom.
<TheHumanCow> syl, use a duct tape condom
<Syl_Aran> O_o
<Syl_Aran> THC: fuck that
<TheHumanCow> exactly |
#27253 (124/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@DieHard> dock
<@DieHard> my neighbors house is on fire!
<@Forty> DH!
<@Forty> RUN
<@Forty> SAVE THE PENTIUMS
<@DieHard> i run amd |
#27252 (-3/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Potrod> I never see any black people go into my local lvideo game store and start saying stuff like "hey, do you have Suikoden 2?" or anything, though
<DanEtc> they like RPGs and Sports games.
<DanEtc> and Racing games
<DanEtc> never puzzle games or action adventure
<Potrod> Although when I asked for Suikoden at my local gamestop The black guy behind the counter was like "The man knows his games" and I was like "awwww yeah"
<DanEtc> behind the counter? Was he Robbing the place? LOL! |
#27251 (186/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room.
<joshk> Big Blue Room?
<joshk> IBM room?
<StevenK> joshk: Outside, you dork. |
#27250 (120/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE HULK
<oollee> How is $99 dollars free? |
#27245 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oDDY> did u take a picture :(
<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(
<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D
<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh |
#27235 (148/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Burberry> inflammable = unable to be burned
<imagine> No, Burberry. Inflammable = Able to be burned.
<Burberry> i work with chemicals
<Burberry> your dead wrong
<knightmare> idiot
<Burberry> i only make a living putting shit in chemical bottles |
#27234 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* shogun came to get down
* shogun came to get down
* Lv jumps around
* jebman goes down too
<jebman> ohh wait.... |
#27216 (177/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra. |
#27214 (262/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<banuaba> nick, do you think a baby could eat another baby?
<nick> if it was hungry enough, sure
<nick> why?
<banuaba> dunno
<banuaba> just trying to plan my day |
#27213 (54/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CheesyP18> surprised my 7" monitor has VGA
<@dabu> wait, u mean it's a separate monitor?? a CRT?
<@dabu> haha, and u wanna encode on that?
<CheesyP18> yea
<CheesyP18> my computer is up to scratch tho
<@Billy|B-A> my dicks bigger than your monitor =\ |
#27212 (181/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry |
#27207 (83/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jdat sees some weed grow out of whiskers's ears
<whiskers> mmmm, weed
<whiskers> that'd be leet
<whiskers> but dangerous
<whiskers> people would wait for me in dark alleys to beat me up and shave my ears |
#27880 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<michael> http://info.fetenet.com/fn2/sexfiles.lasso - interesting article on swallowing by the way.
<michael> anyway gotta go eat dinner. |
#27878 (276/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<candle> I think morrowind is the only game where you get rewarded for jumping around the countryside like a retard. |
#27875 (280/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x--- |
#27872 (248/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom
<cyde> so tell me... if i used my mom in conjunction with your server... could we top 60?
<uTi|Veridian> can your mom handle 30 teenage boys?
<cyde> the question is....can 30 teenage boys....handle my mom? |
#27202 (242/444) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never, accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER |
#27201 (235/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent
<Frosty> it makes my net connection seem like its a 28.8k modem dial up one
<phx\afk> heh
<phx\afk> not as bad as freenet tho
<phx\afk> that makes you think a bunch of drunken gnomes are passing your data around byte by byte
<Frosty> drunken gnome routers ey?
<phx\afk> "Och will ye check oot the header on this?" *much laughter, much drinking of beer, packet tossed enough two foot in your direction* |
#27200 (268/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats |
#27194 (-2/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from |
#27192 (36/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo erotics with you bunch of lifeless retards. I bid you farewell.
<Cyric--> FUCK
<Cyric--> cat was sick on my bed |
#27190 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swifty> i always sleep with one eye open
<Swifty> usually the japs eye, but i can make an exception
<mumblemush> I'm usually the one that gets stabbed in the back during the night
<burrelly> lol
<burrelly> mabey he is just happy to see you :)
<Swifty> dreaming about penelope cruz probably
<burrelly> and what do you mean you are usally the one that gets stabbed in the back, who else does it stab ??
<mumblemush> that's fine, I'll be dreaming about divorce
<DM-Away> jenna got married?
<mumblemush> burrelly: anyone it can reach
* DM-Away gets all confused
<burrelly> hehe |
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