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#27399 (135/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AdRock> I was looking through all my old pictures today, and I think I've found a common thread between all my old girlfriends, they'e all short
<Kweeky> Well, 8 year olds don't tend to be very big. :P |
#27396 (185/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<COL_Stele> oh damn... sat on my cat. brb |
#27366 (187/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants. |
#27348 (571/709) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird
[21:20:04] * stillstudy finds 2 leaves in his text book
[21:20:15] <stillstudy> mkae that 4
[21:20:16] <stillstudy> wtf
[21:20:20] <stillstudy> this book is reverting to being a tree |
#27383 (41/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ...
<KJ> is it a corrupt archive? |
#27379 (374/546) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at the end of those tentacles.
<Dareon> ...Wrong window. >_<
<Zephy> lmao |
#27373 (433/597) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> ICH BIN NICHT EIN KARTOFELE
<duckroll> you are aware you just said 'i am not a potato' right?
<CommanderStab> NEIN
<duckroll> k |
#27372 (386/520) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings?
(@ Legolas) no, I got it from this magazine
(@ Legolas) it was advertising salogel, its a type of lubricant
(@ Legolas) I just did the name backwards and I liked it....... |
#27364 (63/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> in my room
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> on my bed
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> they did loom
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> give me head
<sheeps> ok, the last bit was a lie
<sheeps> and I have no fucking clue what loom means but yeah |
#27356 (33/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans
<Fall> sifn't xhtml 1.1
<nicko2K> sif xhtml :P~
<Fall> sifn't html 3.0 with <font>
<nicko2K> i want <div> to bare my children
<nicko2K> and <tr> can be my whipping boy
<Fall> "spread your legs, <div>, and I'll insert my <body> into your <frame>"
<Fall> oh god, that so doesn't conform :P |
#27353 (155/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin
<Jezzy> all your hugs and kisses too
* iMav|Movie gives Jezzy some lovin.
<Jezzy> eep!
* Jezzy gives iMav his lovin back.
<Jezzy> can I get a refund?
<Jezzy> I think its defective.
<Ghaleon> Ouch.
<iMav|Movie> I can give you a certificate for other iMav products.
<Jezzy> No, im pretty sure you've tainted them all. |
#27340 (3/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush
<deh> geroge?
<deh> lol
<NecroOptic> he means garage
<NecroOptic> garage bush
<NecroOptic> like something that grows in your car port |
#27335 (173/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole. |
#27320 (7/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your hand tonight. |
#27286 (90/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son about their son in the last ear?
(@Spacebarbob) that's one sick combination of typos... |
#27278 (213/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine
<Deltron> its hairy and smells?
<|Moopy|>Yups and heals fast
<Deltron> you'd be popular in jail then |
#27273 (61/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* moralove has joined #SimGames
<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
* moralove has left #SimGames |
#27265 (202/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200
(@Mc-Taz) i should hack the hacker trying to hack me
(+Tempus) omg dude, your a dumbass taz
(+Tempus) * Resolved 206.204.10.200 to security.symantec.com |
#27263 (92/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah blah blah me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me :takes a breath: me me me me me oh me me me me I jack off to a picture of myself, me me me me me me me.
Dr SpaZZo: What the fuck?
Dr SpaZZo: You can swim? |
#27228 (194/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sp-boy> huh why do u under underastemate my knoloedge |
#27225 (1/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS |
#27224 (206/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<William> Heh.. they had a D&D 3.5 business kit at my venue yesterday.. they had preorder sheets, and if you filled one out you got a free D&D temporary tattoe of a spell.. the owner gave me a few free. heh.. all Protection from Good. I am gonna wear one on my head to my gaming group tommarow.
<Peter> Will, you need to get laid. |
#27220 (-1/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Damned transvestites!
<[Shinji]> Why must I attract the rocky horror picture show lead types. ;[
<BriteNite> you caught teh gay |
#27267 (90/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Ashe3> enaz: Please don't bite my tongue when I kiss you.
<+enaz> I don't have teeth in my anus Ashe3, that's a folktale |
#27266 (53/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 64.12.136.57
<bCc> wtf
<mtek> could try one of them O_o
<bCc> DONT HURT OURMEXICAN AOL SERVERS
<spear_> telnet 64.12.136.89 110
<spear_> not working
<mtek> mx doesnt mean mexican
<mtek> :/
<demetry> lmao
<bCc> oh.
<mtek> idiot
<mtek> lol
<demetry> mail exchange
* bCc goes back to my corner |
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