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#27710 (266/444) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carter> dude..the guy who ate the first egg must have been soo brave..
<carter> he was just standin there one day an hes like dude u know that thing that just fell out of the chickens ass hand me it..i think ill eat it.... |
#27658 (118/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening' |
#27527 (6/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xrefusedx> where is sask?
<The_Stuff> canada
<EyeNoAll> (The_Stuff) canada is .CA
<xrefusedx> canada? hrmmm never heard of that before.
<The_Stuff> your kiddin me
<The_Stuff> where you from
<xrefusedx> saskatchewan
<xrefusedx> :P
<The_Stuff> must have been your teachers that gave you that nick :P |
#27806 (329/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@LoTTy): I HATE being a chick
(@LoTTy): i cant get the lid of this jar
(@LoTTy): that i wanna put on my corn chips for nachos
(@LoTTy): i got it
(@LoTTy): I'm STRONG!!!
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): whats that got to do with you being a chick?
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): we dont use our penis to open jars |
#27801 (488/636) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from india, and he said, "I can't take the beggars here seriously. they have legs." |
#27794 (200/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep
<Dave> now, when I lay down it's like "what if one of my downloads finish?" |
#27791 (259/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dragonaut> ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun dildoman is cumming!
<Krizzz989> remember earlier when you were asking how many beers is to much? |
#27665 (140/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter....
<lictor> and i couldn't say "i just don't really like any of you and feel its worth my time..." so i grunted |
#27624 (375/501) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here
<Skail> who's using it now? |
#27597 (450/584) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nafoi> In our high school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of scissors for students to use, to stop people from stealing them the genius had tied them to the leg of the desk with a piece of string, I wish I had taken a picture of this. |
#27547 (253/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can |
#27523 (347/521) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<QuizMan> when I first got the internet my dad showed me porn
<waffy> he did?
<QuizMan> yes
<QuizMan> and he said do you like it
<QuizMan> and i said yes
<waffy> haha jesus.
<QuizMan> and he said TOO FUCKING BAD DONT GO THERE
<waffy> rofl
<waffy> your dad is awesome. |
#27885 (-3/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<S\ashZer0> http://www.bash.cx/?27884
<@Rjx> for the love of god someone please kill it ;\
<S\ashZer0> i don't have it on mod just got it posted by the one who submitted :p
<@Rjx> man, with some of the people who submit quotes I really want to find them on IRC and ask them what the hell they were thinking, like with the 3 page long quotes
* Joins: INS|ANE (morg@ist.lieber.ein.pr0.gamer.als.ein.kuschelkueken.de)
<INS|ANE> hey you bitches :D
<S\ashZer0> here you are Rjx
<S\ashZer0> =)
* Quits: Rjx (rjx@radioparanoia.com) (Remote host closed the connection) |
#27868 (99/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc? |
#27441 (-1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ace_> dang i was drunk yesterday
<@Spl> and u still remember that?
<@Spl> couldn't be that drunk
<@Ace_> well i got the phone number of one of my school staff, works in the secretary
<@Ace_> she draw a little heart at the bottom :|
<@starduck> Weren't ya gay?
<@Ace_> starduck yes i am
<@Ace_> that was to indicate how drunk i was
<@Ace_> (she's a 27 year old girl)
<@starduck> Even when I'm death drunk, I don't go asking man phone number
[5:30pm] Ace_ «~cenabu@d515286A9.kabel.telenet.be» has Quit iRC |
#27473 (172/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution would be better if I actually decided to go hiking, but I'd have to get up... |
#27459 (133/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spazzer> last chick I screwed she hurt for a day afterwards
<spazzer> i got the nickname "the hammer" at work now from that
<spicrx7> hahaha
<spicrx7> spazzer works at a day care center
<spazzer> eww
<spazzer> you pedophile
<spicrx7> i'm not the one bangin 10yo's so hard they hurt for a day afterward
<spazzer> 35 year olds you mean
<spicrx7> yeah in dog years maybe |
#27444 (2/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noddy> i thought so
<noddy> but
<noddy> apparently
<noddy> it like a CAT scan
<noddy> coincidence??
<Mortarion> and this is why noddy is so high above everyone else on the stats!
<Mortarion> using 5 lines to say what i would have said in one!
<noddy> bugger
<noddy> i've been sussed
<noddy> :( |
#27435 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her |
#27424 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot |
#27415 (385/531) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake?
<QuaKe> Gryffon, do you really want me to answer that?
<Gryffon> yeah
<QuaKe> Fine, 13.
<Gryffon> well, your off by about 9 years
<QuaKe> 4? |
#27414 (206/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s
<Kweeky> R.I.P Kumba. |
#27407 (345/503) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kweeky> Heh. :P
*** Quits: HotPants
<Kweeky> I have some good stuff in there. :P
*** Quits: MiniReapa
<Kweeky> lol. On every single sentence I said, someone quit. :P
*** Quits: `Horn
<VA_Pel> should we tell him to stop talking, or to talk more?
<Kweeky> ...
<VA_Pel> and the spell is broken
<Kweeky> I didn't say anything, that's why. >:P
*** Quits: Isojalka |
#27408 (-2/368) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(`NaNaKi): i have a 27" in my room that never gets used |
#27400 (61/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nylad> yeah, i should probably shower before my interview at mcdonalds :P |
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