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#28361 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher |
#28354 (120/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Corster> ops plz?
<Anaxis|workin`> what do i get out of it?
<Corster> gay cybor sex
<Anaxis|workin`> Deal.Comment: #sf
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#28353 (273/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pL1> atomic clocks are for wussies... i use the sun to tell the time...
<Blaxthos> sun doesn't sync well
<Blaxthos> with the 8 minute lag and all |
#28350 (-7/501) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips |
#28348 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyber`> I'm masterbation certified |
#28340 (230/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight
<DJ-Quack> well meeps?
<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off
<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps
<hpr> lol :P
<meeps> hahaha
<DJ-Quack> you asshole
<DJ-Quack> ;[
<LawnMM> did he respawn?
<meeps> Yeah, next round |
#28339 (127/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones
<@Rjx> then I realised.....THEY ARE WIRELESS HEADPHONESComment: #geekissues
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#28344 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box |
#28338 (-1/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+tfg> pfft
<+tfg> I like attention :/
<+tfg> :P
* tfg was kicked by Rjx (tfg)Comment: #geekissues
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#28335 (81/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator |
#28331 (23/183) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> I had to change netwok card 3 times to get the computer to start up... lucky that I had some sort of lightning protection on my motherboard
<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> otherwise I would have killed myself by now
<BFC|Gullefjun> you got to make sure to press "ON" before you start screaming like a girl |
#28330 (176/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT. |
#28325 (49/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix.
<ChixLoveUnix> int joey[5][3];
<ChixLoveUnix> No, I am the matrix.Comment: C++ humour.
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#28324 (153/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FireEgl> so hurngy =(
<tito> why don't you eat your dick?
<tito> heh
<FireEgl> I need something more filling. |
#28321 (4/170) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off |
#28320 (311/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline |
#28319 (122/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it |
#28318 (74/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in. Why does it happen? What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above |
#28317 (193/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths. This is what will happen to you if you don't behave.
<Saber> what
<Saber> I didn't do anything
<Saber> and I have a bat
<Saber> I'll fight them off
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot.
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks writhing against your skin, Saber?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good?
<Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me |
#28316 (23/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school
<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into
<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things
<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas
<Destruya> Nothing else
<Destruya> Perfect rest stop
<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night.
<Veen> heh, fucks.
<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.
<Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life.
<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine |
#28315 (132/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access |
#28314 (103/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
<TigerSun> article on k5
<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE> |
#28313 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\\ |
#28312 (182/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said
<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours'
<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake' |
#28311 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers |
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