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#28310 (80/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER |
#28309 (1119/1225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say |
#28307 (27/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?
<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?
<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss
<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?
<Gaffa> Right behind you! |
#28305 (17/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Harpana_Rocks> I won, I won! I beat the toilet...I was finally able to wipe my ass without getting any on me! |
#28303 (168/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MSN-02> MARCUS!
<MSN-02> HELP!
<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!
<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.
<MSN-02> Ah...
<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
<MSN-02> >_<
<Marcus> ...
<Marcus> Too late to take it back now. |
#28302 (91/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling. |
#28301 (243/459) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!" |
#28300 (241/463) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!" |
#28299 (-2/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day
<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge
<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf" |
#28298 (100/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called?
<Logic_BomB> rats
<Logic_BomB> rice
<Logic_BomB> children |
#28297 (208/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
<tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?
<CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself. |
#28296 (270/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine |
#28295 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind |
#28294 (268/416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WillaCuz> *sigh*
<WillaCuz> why do people shoot at robocop |
#28293 (138/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas.... |
#28291 (0/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LkAway1> I go up to random people on the street and tell them, "MrT loves you."
<DigDug> Lk is MrT's pimp daddy
<wwmrtww> he gives me fun prizes |
#27975 (121/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin |
#27973 (5/213) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so I won't be disappointed when I find out it actually does. But heh, they ask for your age and country and gender and shit.
<ZhayTee> zztzed: How are you going to send the shit to them?
<zztzed> ZhayTee: Very carefully.
<ZhayTee> I'd expect so. Else the mailman is going to get a surprise. |
#27972 (-4/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished |
#27970 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen? |
#27969 (64/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers |
#27964 (62/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bishead> 8===========================>
<[Piratez]> 8=D
<bishead> u got jipped
<[Piratez]> i'm jewish |
#27963 (54/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o |
#27962 (126/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
<FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
<Brentai> Exactly. |
#27961 (-7/563) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore |
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