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<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound
<J3anyus> kthx
<Hatter> what is that j3
* gloone (martin@terrorist.se) has joined #ramen
<J3anyus> it's like worms
<J3anyus> but it's free
<J3anyus> and better
<gloone> are you talking about masturbation again?
<gloone> it's all you do in here |
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<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership"Comment: ACN #bdsm_dungeon
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#29600 (-2/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Anal sex is where you finally have your head up someone else's ass for a change. |
#29586 (6/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<+Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.Comment: #dpi
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<+Ron> ( E@3 )
<+Ron> / /U \ \
<+Lance> o_o
<+Lance> What is that?
<Dirt[secluded]> O_O
<+Ron> GoatseComment: :-D
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#29584 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> I like Jeanine Garoflmao |
#29559 (-3/3627) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Atari> Lknaked1 your vagina stinks, bad, plz douche. |
#29571 (3/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LooSeLeaF> it's not your fault there are more livestock then girls in
your village MC |
#29560 (179/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks
* +LobsterOctopus skates with jb
<+LobsterOctopus> im pooped, lets go get some fruity trix!
<@o_0> ok, theyre so delicious and theyre shaped like fruits, i cant resist.
<Trix Rabbit> bwahaha with this clever disguise, trix will be my prize!
*** Trix_Rabbit is now known as `Percyval
* `Percyval does some crazyyy zoom zoom skateboard stunts
<@o_0> damn percys tearing it up
* +LobsterOctopus calls percy out "yo, you got some hot moves brutha, want some trix?"
* `Percyval screams out "AT LAST THE COLOR FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!!!"
* `Percyval crashes on skateboard
<@o_0> look!!! hes not teh percy!! hes teh silly rabbit!!!
<`Percyval> WGF!!!!! NO!!!!
*** `Percyval is now known as Trix_Rabbit
*** o_0 sets mode: +b *!*@social.rr.com
*** Trix_Rabbit was kicked by o_0 (silly rabbit, trix are for kids!) |
#29554 (146/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Kenni) LOL DRA
(@Kenni) ffs
(@Kenni) you just made me fart in front of my girl
(@Kenni) I was laughing so hard, I couldnt keep it in
(@Kenni) and I was standing crouched on the floor
(@Kenni) and now she got all mad
(@Kenni) and told me I am gross
(@Kenni) :(
(@Kenni) Now she also said no sex |
#29572 (42/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SoC]_Runaway> ( " ) FUCK U TERRORIST
<PwOBeH> ROFL
<Terrorist> WHY?
<PwOBeH> Someone woke up the wrong side of the WTC today didn't they |
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<Aldog> whats nagging me most is i am still in the anal age |
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<FOODGUSTO> it ended like it always do.
<FOODGUSTO> when I gonna try to make food
<FOODGUSTO> :P
<liarliar> you cut 4 fingers off ? |
#29539 (7/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt. |
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<kernel16> i think that if isreals and palestinians go to a kenny g concert they will live in peace after. |
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Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet. |
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<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing |
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<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice |
#29527 (-1/3541) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drugwork> like black chicks?
<DJH> you treat them as an entirely different genre and forget about the comparison. |
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(Zero-Dai): lol.. IRC sex gods
(Zero-Dai): what an oxymoronComment: #hyperactive austnet.org
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[DJAngelicon] : I will have a new site soon
[MrHat] : oh
[DJAngelicon] : online
[@US^producing] : Smart. |
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<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning
<wwmrtww> to tell me hes not going to be in class
<wwmrtww> cause hes going to the doctor about his drug problem :/
<wwmrtww> i KNEW that guy was tweaking in class one day
<wwmrtww> hell the whole class noticed |
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<wang^> man white girls go for $150 grand a head
<wang^> in saudi arabia
* wang^ thinks
<psykoz> man i need to sell my gf then
<wang^> no kidding!
<wang^> 150 grand!
<wang^> you spin me right round
<psykoz> man with 150g's i can buy me a cheapie ferrari
<amoeba> with $150K i can buy me plenty cheap hookers and export them to saudi arabia |
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<jebus> brb, sex |
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<AragornEstel> last time i was at a lapdance place i spent 700+ USD
<AragornEstel> XD
<Kiwi-chan> WHAT???
<CraiDt> ROFLMAO
<Kiwi-chan> XD
<Kashi> 700? holy sheite!
<Kiwi-chan> holy shit
<Factotum> But it was a classy place.
<kouha> roflmao
<Kiwi-chan> O_O u don't say...
<AragornEstel> well, not me alone... but me and my brother plus some business connection ^-^
<Factotum> The guys there were really hot, he said. |
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