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#29694 (116/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > *
<triple6> POO JAM!
<DJ-Pyro> I always pick the best times to maximize this window |
#29678 (209/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CornFly> how can you watch a 4:3 film?
<GenjuroXL> try looking at it |
#29677 (22/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MASTERrg> Japan ain't all that special.
<pluggydug> they got school girls!!
<pluggydug> that in itself is special enough for me!! |
#29673 (290/458) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp.
<@Confessor> When I tried to ask the RDC for a head call... 'bathroom break.'
<@Confessor> I forgot the 'call' part.
<@Confessor> I ended up respectfully requesting head.
<@Confessor> From my drill instructor.
<@Confessor> And thus ended any hope of a political career. |
#29683 (144/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> i have a friend who lives in orange county
<J3anyus> he has a penis.
<Conjurer> really?
<Conjurer> is it round?
<J3anyus> i think
<vegac> c0nj: j3's never seen it I'm sure
<Conjurer> wtf
<Conjurer> its his friend
<Conjurer> and he's never seen the penis?
<Conjurer> wtf kinda friend is that |
#29682 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToR911> anyone knows how do i make a print layout, so that i could print on stickers?
<Fresco> Ms. Publisher can print stickers
* Wimpie hands Fresco a "good helper" sticker
<[Piratez]> LOL |
#29668 (259/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF of a Fax of a printout of a world-accessable web page.Comment: Transcribed from a talker conversation
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#29666 (89/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kurteh> think i just downloaded a virus
<@kurteh> ;x
<@kurteh> need to check0r
<@kurteh> but i dont have virus scannor
<@kurteh> link me !
<@FrozenFood> www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg
<@FrozenFood> omg, i typed that out..
<@FrozenFood> i know it off by heart
<@FrozenFood> :( |
#29665 (324/504) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> my mother has picked up some anti MS sentiment from somewhere. we were driving today, and a fellow wandered out into the crossing. looked really confused, big glasses, a bit geeky, didn;t seem to know where he was going
<danamania> so she was like
<danamania> "look it's bill gates. should I run him over?" |
#29664 (291/433) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sendai> where the heck do you find a 6litre bottle of coke
<sendai> ah...
<sendai> tis a 2l bottle
<sendai> dana photoshopped it to say 6l :p
<danamania> tis tis
<Kreator> same place you get those giant novelty bears from
<danamania> photoshop has giant novelty bears?
<goodby> yes!
<goodby> Filter -> Other -> Giant Novelty Bears |
#29658 (3/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«@ Dilbert» the trouble with anal sex is that most men's penis's curve a little, so it cant go straight upComment: From #dcemu on cheatlist
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#29657 (4/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh and their shitty fucking coding team. |
#29649 (235/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<km-work> none of my coworkers have done any work in four hours
<G3-Game> hahaha
<dmose> is that longer than it usually takes them to do nothing? |
#29648 (76/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha
<Huzzler> Now I can make you do stuff for me :-)
<Factotum> 777?!? You slut!
<Huzzler> Yeah!
<Huzzler> Execute him :-)
<Factotum> ./kouha
<kouha> Hi. I'm Kouha version 0.456 beta. Rape me. |
#29647 (3/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only attracts cocks! that's a mistery for scentists......
<kovakalu> suppa: gravitational field?
<kovakalu> suppa: it's black hole, but not the kind found in astronomy
<kovakalu> suppa: it's more related to gastronomy.. or rather the after-effects |
#29643 (10/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> OMFG
<AlmtyBob> I THINK MY INTERNAL ORGANS ALL JUST EXPLODED
<AlmtyBob> CHRIST
<AlmtyBob> that was so fucking painful my eyesight blurred for like 30 seconds
<ryo-ohki> ...
<Magickian> sounds like a good wank session
<AlmtyBob> fuck I hope my wannabe ulcer isn't starting again
<AlmtyBob> going to go take an explosive crap
<AlmtyBob> oh jesus
<AlmtyBob> no toilet paper |
#29640 (462/910) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<liquex> w00t
* liquex is the happiest man alive
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> w00t
<Gnimsh> hey liqqy
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> liqqy scored
<liquex> dude
<liquex> how did you know
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lol
<liquex> were you watching my webcam?
<Zeke[h0m3w3rk]> lmao
<Gnimsh> lmao
<liquex> seriously i wanna know how you knew |
#29639 (301/433) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN
(@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu
—› quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) (~ssmith@SirScoots.user.gamesnet) (Read error: EOF from client) |
#29638 (356/546) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/ |
#29637 (128/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Auri> Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands.
<iganokage> we only have durex from those 3
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> I'll send you an unopened package of Lifestyles iga.
<iganokage> lol
<iganokage> no seriously, im fine :)
<iganokage> "hey sunny, capt sent me condoms from texas, wanna try em out?"
<iganokage> "O_O"
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> that'll work
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> just think of me when you're doing it\
* [TFCC]Captain_W0nder runs |
#29635 (190/384) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry. |
#29634 (270/698) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Asking for pictures.]
<Yosh^Yosh> you have to gain my trust for that :P
<Factotum> Fair enough, Yosh.
<Yosh^Yosh> ah, almost XD
<Yosh^Yosh> but i don't like the thought of you underssing me with your eyes :P
<CraiDt> How do we gain your trust Yoshiewoshieboshie
<CraiDt> And we don't do that with our eyes, we have photoshop for that |
#29633 (6/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons...
<innocent-eyez> i love to mock their stupidity and hate them for being stupid at the same time |
#29629 (16/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlAWD> lol tattoo yer stop n shop card barcode on yer wang
<FlAWD> Clerk: do you have your card?
<FlAWD> Me: Yes
<FlAWD> Me: :::zziiipppppp::: |
#29631 (3483/5881) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(joe) what do or did you do wedsday dil?
(@Dilandou) i dressed in drag and hung around in bars.
(@Dilandou) why?
? Joins: joe-y (joe@dialup-171.75.103.181.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net)
(joe-y) stupid dialup ...what was ur answer?
(@Dilandou) i did some php coding. why? |
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