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#30478 (90/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Assistend> wtf i had some prog running called Hidden Window... couldnt see it..
#30476 (434/656) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucksComment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
#30475 (198/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail
<BosHaus> for graduation
<Defiant> Any girls?
<Rogue> His letterbox is probably too small for that.
#30473 (179/749) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes
[ blinko1 ] when they put them on the counter he would grab them and run
[ blinko1 ] if the guy chased we would run inside and loot the place
Comment: #d2jsp
#30471 (123/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tito> so get this
<FireEgl> O_o
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
drinks
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<FireEgl> ehhe
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!"
#30460 (64/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
#30457 (2/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane
<Raxsean_Decrane> evening all
<@Nerezza> hey rax
<Silverbolt> heya raxsean
<@Galcian> Hola rax
<@fredly> rax ;/
<Raxsean_Decrane> what's happening all
<Raxsean_Decrane> hey fredly
* Joins: Princess
<@Nerezza> hi princess!
<@fredly> princess ;/
<@Galcian> fredly seems depressed.
#30469 (242/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Theogony> odd
<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom
<Theogony> hmm
<Theogony> quite strange
#30468 (230/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass
<`KArmA> not yet it hasn't, but its definitely giving me a bit of a rimjob and whispering it suggestively
#30466 (257/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate you
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#30462 (356/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
#30461 (189/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had taken of himself: one showed him with a wine-bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a table leg."
<FifthColumn> Sadly the inspectors drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and beat a minority with the table leg before they found the photographs.
#30455 (259/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vermifuge> so i have this girl in bed
<vermifuge> and her friend texts her
<vermifuge> to say shes pregnant
<vermifuge> colossal 21st century cock-blocking
<jube> YOUVE GOT LIMP
#30454 (2211/4419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Sprite): boiled egg?
(Sprite): im a spack cook
(LoneGun): sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
(Sprite): on it's own lonegun ?
(LoneGun): aye sprite
(Ched): 2 mins
(Ched): for 650 watt microwave
(Sprite): so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
(Sprite): n1 im off to cook
(Sprite): k guys
(Sprite): u guys are cocks
(Sprite): the egg just blow up
Comment: Cooking in #digwar (quakenet) with the unsuspecting sprite. His cullinary skills are now renowned as a result.
#30453 (147/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> I love this commercial.... KFC's "healthy" pitch
<@JFeeple> bad enough when Subway does it, but at least that one is more or less true if you get the right sandwich *and* if you put on the right condiments *and* if you don't wreck it by getting chips
<@Orca> And don't get a drink
<@Orca> (or get a diet drink)
<@Orca> a large softdrink is loaded with calories
<@JFeeple> unsweetened ice tea is fine
<@JFeeple> but fried chicken?  yeah, sure, it's better than a whopper.  There is a term for that.. it's "damning with faint praise"
<@Orca> "Fried chicken - it's better than getting run over by a truck!"
#30449 (133/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SuperXdude> !seen demanther
<@GreyHawk> demanther!icarus@is.rathercute.com was last seen by me in #stars! 1h 52m 44s ago doing: runs away from Super
#30447 (148/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!
#30442 (59/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* b0bd0g changes topic to 'THE MATRIX:  BEST UNIX MOVIE EVER'
<icronirc> neo: `make all`
<icronirc> `make itwithcarrieannmoss`
<b0bd0g> killall -9 "mr. smith"
<icronirc> rm -rf /usr/local/lib/matrix
<icronirc> find / -type evil -exec rm -rf {} \;
<b0bd0g> home/mr.smith% while (1) { fork(); };
<b0bd0g> n30 iz l33t
#30439 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Miker-Bot> 6.  Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ---------- when you smoke it.?
<+Seraph> crackles
<@The_Miker> cracks
<+Miker-Bot> Seraph got the answer: crackles in 3.484 seconds. Points: 25 Rank: 2nd
<+T2k2> LOl
<@The_Miker> WTF
<+Seraph> i wouldnt know
<WindowFrame> crackhead
<@The_Miker> LOSE
<+Seraph> lol
<+Seraph> i uh...
<@The_Miker> CRACK SMOKER
<+Seraph> primise
Comment: #GTAForums on MikerNet (We think he is a crackhead now)
#30433 (120/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out what they CONTAIN!
#30430 (169/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[PFY] One time at 5:50 I was sitting in my room with my girl and my comp goes "POP" and shuts off.
[risk] lol
[@beast] damn you remembered it to the minute
[PFY] I know the computer store near me closes at 6, so I just straight up and tell me girlfriend, we have to go
[@beast] haha
[risk] hahaha
[@robry] haha
[@robry] ownd
[risk] thats so quoted
#30425 (10/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415
#30421 (250/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lav> what the fuck
<lav> i downloaded bowling for columbine from kazaa and it's austin powers with chinese subtitles
#30419 (0/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hello Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Fuck you Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
* Steve was kicked by AfroServ (Stop repeating yourself!)
<+Tsuroki> Steve will have 0 user-controllable functions besides myself.
<+Tsuroki> Im tired of him being abused just because Im new to this shit.
<@AmericanIdle> Tsuroki: It makes good Bash quotes, however.
#30418 (79/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Finn> wow... in the summer we only heat the water with oil, now in the winter we use wood as well...    I had a shower and turned it up fully as I do in the summer...    I never jumped against a wall that fast !!Comment: #geekissues
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