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#30537 (-4/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night
<ryano> my left alt thumb :(
<ryano> alt tab now brings nothing but pain
<ryano> pain in my z-orderComment: #lost
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#30527 (397/573) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ? |
#30525 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tilt> whats irc? |
#30524 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly"
<Luukskywalker> Shiittt
<Luukskywalker> You Suck
<Wussie> Nah, bored @ school |
#30523 (76/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets! |
#30522 (24/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident |
#30521 (84/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada |
#30520 (85/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want |
#30519 (3/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site |
#30518 (549/685) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!" |
#30517 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?" |
#30516 (41/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house |
#30515 (56/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch?
<@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES!
<@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE
<@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me |
#30514 (53/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it."
<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.
<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style. |
#30513 (71/201) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself |
#30512 (159/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.
(Ntruder): hah
(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.
(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award |
#30511 (512/786) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class |
#30510 (1/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my penisComment: #dcemu - irc.cheatlist.com
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#30472 (46/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> I don't even know how I am meant to generate a random number in pseudo code
<+Raven> 14!
<Kaelic> Call the pseudo code function for it? :p
<@EdorFaus> yea :P
<+Raven> you can use me to generate them
<@Wumpus> bah, 'sif 14
<@Wumpus> 42!
<+Raven> 8!
<@EdorFaus> just say "generate random number" :P
<+Raven> Kaelic: now you have 3, isn't that enough?
<@Wumpus> hehe, and in kaelic's pseudocode we find: call( raven )
<+Raven> lol
<Kaelic> hehe
<@EdorFaus> lol |
#30507 (34/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#30500 (146/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her faint. now THAT is 1337.
<plasmo> i alt tabbed for a sec
<freefour> heh
<plasmo> haha, wtf, that IS leet
<freefour> it was scary
<freefour> seriously
<freefour> it wasn't 1337 at all
<plasmo> did you get a momentary sensation of necrophilia?
<freefour> yes!
<plasmo> did you keep going? or did you stop and slap her? |
#30498 (-4/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem
(@ouchies) what did you get
(@mason) i got a semi decent wand
(@reds`) that sounds so bad
(@mason) :) |
#30496 (142/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+BalefireX> i need a shoepolish gnome
<+snow_veil> ...
<+BalefireX> to live in a cabinet and polish my shoes
<Deejayry> i thought you were talking about linux then |
#30489 (126/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Choco> If someone built me a new computer, I'd love them forever. o_o
<Choco> You know. With all that frolicking through dasies and stuff.
<InsaneKittyKat> in slow motion? |
#30486 (10/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod
<boognish> level 10 cock of the infinite
<boognish> doh, sorry, wrong window
<boognish> =] |
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