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#31903 (320/500) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* suresh warns everyone he's working on 1 1/2 hour of sleep and might be overly sociable
<Snow> Geez. You get social when you're sleep deprived?
<Snow> I get homicidal and silly.
<Snow> I'm like a clown with a chainsaw.
<Snow> "Look at me! I'm wearing your spleen!" |
#31926 (713/881) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :< |
#31925 (336/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shloom> OMG
<Shloom> FUCK
<Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam
<Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle
<Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man
<Shloom> D:!
<Shloom> FUCK |
#31923 (313/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00.
<Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight." |
#31921 (393/527) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wallrod> i hate having my room right next to the bathroom
<Wallrod> i have to hear my dad take a shit
<Wallrod> EVEN DEATH METAL DOESNT COVER ALL THE FREQUENCIES MY DAD'S ASS BROADCASTS ON |
#31920 (127/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills. |
#31919 (370/530) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^NoS^Sikarian> you know
<^NoS^Sikarian> in working with the tech department the past week
<^NoS^Sikarian> know what ive found out?
<^NoS^Sikarian> those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbles are like a little kid
<^NoS^Sikarian> 'HEY! LOoK AT ME! LOOOK WHAT IM DOING! =D =D =D LOoK!! YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!! COME ON LOOK!!"
<^NoS^Sikarian> Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"
<^NoS^Sikarian> 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN! =D" |
#31918 (4/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient |
#31917 (439/575) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrBacchus> fajita: RFC 2795
<fajita> DrBacchus: excuse me?
<DrBacchus> fajita: You're supposed to give me a link.
<fajita> DrBacchus: i'm not following you...
<DrBacchus> dumb bot
<fajita> Stupid human |
#31900 (512/736) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LuminuS> everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> i like you LuminuSComment: irc.mikernet.org
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#31893 (477/629) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> dude, my microwave just cooked a frozen hot pocket in like 40 seconds
<HiddenGenius> my mom is freaking out, she made us take the microwave outside and now she's making us get tested for cancer
<HiddenGenius> I can't stop laughing |
#31891 (82/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Derfud> what?
<Derfud> Goatse is dead!?
<Derfud> nooooooooooooooo
<LongHairedHippy> yes
<LongHairedHippy> i cried
<Derfud> the internet's favourite dialated anus is gone...Comment: # desertcombat on gamesnet. RIP goatse
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#31889 (102/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game
<rpop> "Sorry, this is an unofficial link." :(
<ShyK> penguin game?
<DEATH> it was shut down because of GPL violation
<DEATH> games that include penguins must open their source
<DEATH> they got sued because they didnt |
#31888 (138/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|darc|> im sexy.
<butters|cleaning> if your mom says it, it must be true |
#31399 (197/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
<@wangzang> OMFG
<@wangzang> whoa
<@wangzang> holy fucks
<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
<@wangzang> jesus christ
<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard
<@wangzang> omog |
#31885 (512/658) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ChanServ sets mode: +o TheArgus
<TheArgus> HELO
<Sofie> hey hottie!
<TheArgus> ?
<TheArgus> you've seen my pic?
<Sofie> no...
<Sofie> hehe
<TheArgus> So you're one of those internet sluts that hits on random guys in order to boost your self esteem when they desperately flirt with you in hopes of getting a blurry webcam pic of your cleavage?
<ravaillac> Smooth, TheArgus, very smooth.
<TheArgus> I AM A LADIES MAN |
#31883 (552/704) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<illkid> can someone help me? i am wanting to use a model in the game, but my model is called pipe.mdl, and the game is looking for pipe2.mdl
<illkid> how can i get it to load the pipe.mdl?
<illkid> are there any renaming applications out there for renaming files? so i can change the pipe.mdl to pipe2.mdl?
<Ez3ki41> did you try jsut renaming hte pipe model to pipe2.mdl
<Khanate> lool
<illkid> i would like to, but where can i find a program to do that?
<Khanate> windows
<illkid> can i get that on kazaa?
<Khanate> ...
<illkid> ok, i found a "windows95" i am going to install that and see if it works..
<Sh1mms> ????
<Sh1mms> wtf |
#31882 (393/521) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[c-rOCK] so emme baby
[c-rOCK] panty color?
[emme] boxers
[emme] witha penis in them by the way |
#31880 (130/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<splice> he makes me laugh, i have no problem with him
<splice> and he pisses people off, i can respect that |
#31872 (11/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> in honor of MLK day, my mom fed her snake a black mouse instead of whiteComment: #emu efnet
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#31864 (160/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ketchup> lol
<Ketchup> i said to my dad on msn
<Ketchup> can you bid on something for me
<Ketchup> and he said yep, what is it
<Ketchup> and i gave him the link to the seven million dollar aircraft carrier
<Ketchup> he blocked me
<Ketchup> http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2454839870&indexUR L=4&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting |
#31861 (165/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* rtav contemplates obtaining a credit car to simplify making internet purchases
* Smerdyakov pictures rtav riding about in a little credit car, which is much like a clown car. |
#31859 (37/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«TrueBlue» Talking to your sister or another female relative of the same intelligence would result in both of you staring at a box of Orange Juice because it said "Concentrate". |
#31858 (456/686) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed
<Karina> i'm going to blow.
<Gravity> what?
<Gravity> they're fingering each other on your bed?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> male and female?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and are they both cute?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and you got on here to tell me about it ?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and didn't go join?
<Karina> no
<Gravity> If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict. |
#31845 (-6/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the goit kicked out, so i yelled, "Sn. De Meij sets mode plus B dumbkids..."
+Nonentity: it was great
~mrWoot: lol
~mrWoot: geek
+Nonentity: i am such a junkieComment: #mrwoot on LCIRC.net
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