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#31996 (169/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web. |
#31984 (281/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a couple chicks owned
<fataldoom> they told me they were a little uneasy about renting out to a guy, so i told them "oh that's okay i'm gay"
<fataldoom> then they're like "we've seen three's company, we're not stupid!"
<fataldoom> moral of the story is that i'm still living with my mom |
#31972 (4/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty |
#31971 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* sneaker98 has quit IRC (Quit: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy and sell a third world country. Because then I could say "I bought and sold a third world country")Comment: #MxO
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#31969 (165/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<edisk> wtf
<edisk> webmd says not to use topical salicylic acid on unborn babies
<edisk> Now, how you're gonna wipe down a fetus with an oxy pad I don't knowComment: irc.nerdtopia.org #lobby
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#31968 (160/338) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<anticalaf> calaf: u should read a book called "Rich Dad, Poor Dad: What the rich teach their kids and middle/low don't"
<Lucent> yeah, they teach them, "HERE'S A BUNCH OF MONEY!" |
#31962 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<toad> I just cut my toe nails for the first time in years with an instrument other than my teeth |
#31961 (130/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<terminal_> fuck i hate answering the phone here
<terminal_> "hello, planet earth" |
#31946 (997/1109) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Melissa> What in the world was I thinking when I became a mother?
<JohnFlux> Melissa: "oh god, yes yes yes" ? |
#31906 (211/439) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :) |
#31957 (132/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kotetsu> i just put a suppository up my ass
<Ash> It's a unique feeling, ne? ^_^
<Ash> You shove them in partway, then they just get sucked up like an auto-loading CD drive. |
#31955 (217/403) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you come when I sleep; you touch me; you suck me; you enjoy it, and then leave me to suffer... Goddamn mosquito!) |
#31953 (123/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
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#31952 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Mike[away]> oh awesome!!!!!! I've won a free prize!!!
<@Mike[away]> all i gotta do is give out my email address
<@Mike[away]> and address
<@Mike[away]> and name
<@Mike[away]> and phone number
<@Zero> WERE YOU THE 1000000000000000 VISITOR TOO!?
<@Mike[away]> and social sec number
<@Mike[away]> and shoe size
<@Mike[away]> and penis size
<@Mike[away]> and a few other things |
#31951 (436/576) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Haplo gets a knofe
<@Haplo> knife
<@Haplo> knofe...
<@Haplo> where the hell did that come from
< HighlordThunder> thats an i/o-error |
#31949 (155/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Riley> We used to telnet uphill both ways in the snow and we LIKED IT! |
#31945 (50/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then |
#31941 (151/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) i have found my new vice
(+ snakeyes) inserting a syringe into my foreskin and pumping air into it
(% EyeReesh) omgf
(% EyeReesh) that is like scary dude
(+ snakeyes) why
(+ snakeyes) its so fun
(+ snakeyes) could be the first video i make with my digicam
(+ snakeyes) so far im up to 12 cc of air
(+ snakeyes) 22
<!- Later -!>
(+ snakeyes) i think im gonna try urethra air
(+ snakeyes) OH MY FUCK
(+ snakeyes) OW
(+ snakeyes) OH NO
(+ PsychoBud) lol
(+ snakeyes) HOW CAN YOU LAUGH
(+ PsychoBud) your dick explode, or your bladder?
(+ snakeyes) i dont know
(+ snakeyes) its just burning
(+ PsychoBud) probably your dick...can't get much air into something the size of
a tinkertoy
—› join: ( b4d_k4rm4)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+v b4d_k4rm4)
(+ snakeyes) i will be the first to admit that i have a small penis
(+ snakeyes) ..
(+ snakeyes) hi b4d
(+ b4d_k4rm4) sup |
#31939 (441/593) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough respect for a our remarkable ability to control our wangs in the presence of so many hot girls in bathing suits |
#31938 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@X_Raided|> anglish is the one subject where i dont ave 2 think
<@X_Raided|> i got an A there
<@X_Raided|> *english |
#31936 (78/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :)
<Biggs`> type /server mail to read it!
* X_Raided| has quit IRC (Signed off) |
#31935 (204/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5" |
#31933 (342/540) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snowComment: #railfan irc.oftc.net
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#31932 (6/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic heroes is fucking rediculous
<[noam]> GOD
<[noam]> U JUST FALL OFF THE FUCKIN GBORED
<[noam]> JUST FALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST FUCKIN GROLL OFF THE END AND FUCKIN GFUALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST ROLL OFF THE FUCKING HILL AND COMITT SUICIDE
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U
<[noam]> SONIC THEN KNUCKLES THEN TAILS
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U ECHIDNA COCKSUCKERS
<splice> do i see a controller throw in your future
<[noam]> splice i actually have a controller next to me
<[noam]> with the chord cut off
<[noam]> so i can throw it |
#31905 (507/887) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FlintDB> OMG EW
<FlintDB> I just saw my brothers dick )=
<Rampage> And we needed to know this?
<icy_1> what, he turned the light on?
<Krhl> is it bigger than yours?
<CoB> thats a neat trick
<CoB> he must have one of those ass cameras
<FlintDB> god
<FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<Blue_Sky> wtf
<Rampage> .....yea
*** Ironballs changed topic to [23:33] <FlintDB> im a man fan <FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<FlintDB> fucking shit
<FlintDB> whole topic is gonna be me posting gay shit
<Ironballs> its not like we're making quotes up
<FlintDB> yer pulling them out of someones ass!
<icy_1> pulling them out of your ass, along with your brothers cock |
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