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#32076 (59/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?
<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm
<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?
<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic |
#32069 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Spongebob Squarepants: The Seascape Capers (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] The Care Bears Movie (1985) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<nylint> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Icewizard's Big Jail Adventure (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* *XXX* [91x50 MB] |
#32057 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jackdaw> personally i'm moving out till its 4
<Jackdaw> ://
<Patrician|Away> you can just leave it on the keyboard
<Patrician|Away> and the people in your computer will look after itComment: about jack his baby
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#32073 (345/485) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* doky was kicked by Mortegro (banned:The maximum number of AOL users (0) has been reached.) |
#32072 (-3/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<splice> jewbag sounds like one of those old dragon warrior enemies who steals your gold |
#32071 (136/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* gloone changes topic to 'You act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings in a country that was sponsoring bombs dropped on your children.'
* Ash changes topic to '*** CENSORED ***' |
#32070 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> <BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid. I'm smrat tho"
<SD-Washu> i think zaney has been moonlighting on us |
#32068 (23/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<repp0r> (CNN) -- The woman who claimed to have lost a winning lottery ticket and then acknowledged that she lied about it was charged with one count of filing a false police report, a South Euclid, Ohio, police spokeswoman said Friday.
<repp0r> wtf
<repp0r> hatter good thing we didn't put Operation Find Missing Lotto Ticket in action.
<Hatter> yeah rep :/ |
#32065 (113/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Preznix> penis adapter for gameboy advanced sp
<splice> finally, a use for the power glove |
#32064 (-5/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly |
#32063 (-4/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* iSycho (~Zack@nh-ipswich1b-236.lndnnh.adelphia.net) has joined #ramen
<iSycho> i forgot what i was going to say |
#32062 (-4/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Josho> three trips to school in one day is three too manyComment: #geekissues
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#32058 (4/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear thatComment: #MxO
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#32047 (126/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side |
#32046 (263/455) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the nightmares that modem brought, the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing, the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour, these things, 56kbit, it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that
<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup
<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought
<Razor2k3> nice
<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing
<Razor2k3> go on
<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour
<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit
<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> ty |
#32045 (164/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice
<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now |
#32044 (302/482) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms. |
#32043 (69/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company
<pHluid-> There's a RoadRunner joke in there, but I'm too lazy to find it. |
#32042 (261/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kurt> :P
<Kurt> when I die, that's all I want on my grave stone
<Kurt> :P
<gumby_jd> :/
<Helleshin> somehow I'm not surprised
<Kurt> and maybe "owned" really tiny in the corner |
#32041 (-2/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Hellfish> hmmmmmm...I wish the school bus was a boat...
<@Hellfish> then you could go fishing on the way to school :D
<@Hellfish> </stupidthought>
<@Darren> yeah
<@Darren> call it the TitanicComment: #epsilon
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#32035 (114/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@aldarsior> I was thinking of taking night classes on the days that I work
<@aldarsior> but I don't stop working regularly
<@aldarsior> I mean
<@aldarsior> at regular times
<@aldarsior> I don't have a regular period
<@aldarsior> er
<@aldarsior> working period |
#32028 (-1/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cavor20> i remember taking my sister's friend to planet (or planned?) parenthood cause she had clamidia |
#32027 (27/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DesertRemix: if i could fucking spell itd be a damn mircale
DesertRemix: ciracle
DesertRemix: ...
DesertRemix: +corrections |
#32007 (33/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lumina> would you tape a broken nuclear warhead together
<mnk> because they didnt have any super glue
<mnk> i mean think about it |
#32001 (135/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
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