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#32155 (62/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Scepterr> i think i pissed myself yesterday
<Scepterr> but i dont remember
<Scepterr> cause when i woke up this morning i noticed that my pants were soaking wet
<Scepterr> but it doesnt smell like pissComment: in oper channel at BetasIRC
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#32145 (111/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cjohnson> wtf
<cjohnson> thinkgeek is distributing panties now?
<cjohnson> http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/valentines/6796/
<cjohnson> hmm
<Zunger> lol
<cjohnson> hopefully they'll post action shots of some of those |
#32144 (141/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<flamingboard>photochop submission http://elwood.longlines.com/~soucada/myko.jpg
<BalefireX>why do you have pictures of dildos on your computer
<flamingboard>it was from a joke for my dorm house
<BalefireX>you seem to have spent a lot of time on that
<flamingboard>not really, 5 minutes in PSP8
<flamingboard>i just made the front of his hand a new layer and put the dildo behind it. then i added some little ones to the box
<BalefireX>you put dildo on the box too.
<flamingboard>oh yeah. i just used a clone brush to erase the mac and put in a vector of dildos.
<BalefireX>you have a vector of dildos?
<flamingboard>yesComment: irc.gideontech.com
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#32143 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<livid> man, k2, ur a nazi
<Foggie> but not the good kind of nazi |
#32138 (272/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+x24[java]> an e-mail from our IT guy:
<+x24[java]> I have about 15 small bags of oregano (yeah, it looks like something else, but I swear it's oregano) - if you're interested in one, give me a buzzComment: #gideontech
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#32137 (216/386) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked because the housecleaner woman decided to vaccuum the space next to his (opened) pc
<Typhlosion_v2> God, that must've really sucked.
<Typhlosion_v2> ...
<Typhlosion_v2> No pun intended.Comment: #wolfpackproductions on MIRC-X
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#32124 (230/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me
<Jaxed> and smash a bottle over my head
<Jaxed> and grabbed a plastic vodka bottle
<Jaxed> and i was like dude
<Jaxed> thats plastic |
#32123 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sir^Mokie> Jason: you use undernet?
<Jason> i don't ircComment: SearchIRC
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#32121 (75/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian |
#32120 (213/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GuyClimber> BRB? Where are you going?
<NawtyNice> I gotta go grab some nuts
<NawtyNice> Err, peanuts. |
#32118 (230/412) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Plex) crap i need to stop saying things outloud when i say them on irc
(@Plex) i said 'molest' and i think my mom heard. |
#32114 (181/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF |
#32111 (-2/420) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> I liked this site better, when it was called http://ikkenai.spicelab.net |
#32109 (167/443) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ikkenai changes topic to 'STOP SUBMITTING MY QUOTES TO BASH.CX YOU FUCKING IDIOTS' |
#32108 (379/553) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<retry> dude I'm sick
<retry> got me a fever and everything
<monk> i recommend oral sex.
<retry> give or receive?
<monk> man, you ARE sick. |
#32107 (2/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tinglanchio> i can't imagine you making a mother's day card
<tlozoot> I didn't
<tlozoot> although this is mighty fun
<tlozoot> I got her some yahoo shit
<tlozoot> heh
<tinglanchio> how thoughtful
<tlozoot> I dont' think she was too thrilled
<tlozoot> oh well.
<tlozoot> I tried... ok, I didn't try
<tlozoot> whatever |
#32106 (37/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tinglanchio> kthx
<tlozoot> ok frmo now on don't respond with just "word" or "kthx" beacuse I have to read this stuff
<tlozoot> and when you respond the background goes black and I can't read it
<tlozoot> k????//
<tinglanchio> okay
<tlozoot> very funny asshole.
<tinglanchio> word |
#32105 (208/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<linnaford> i went fishing
<linnaford> how exciting is that?
<linnaford> with my 3 year old neice and my sister who decided not to wear a bra
<tlozoot> whoooah
<tlozoot> she's trying to get pregnant again? |
#32101 (-1/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> guys do shit like
<timmo> steal her fucking aim screen name
<hydro`> and masturbate on it? |
#27922 (157/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund? |
#32099 (92/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term. |
#32095 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.Comment: #debian on Freenode
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#32084 (199/447) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you |
#32083 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[gogo-analMAYHEM]theoFOX> does anyone else have really ugly friends, or am I the only one? pm me |
#32077 (98/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke about hobbits
<tofubar> here it goes:
<tofubar> ok
* mode/#geekissues [+b *!*tofubar@c-65-97-17-42.va.client2.attbi.com] by livewireo
* tofubar was kicked off #geekissues by c-rOCK (banned) |
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