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#32235 (7441/10857) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> davey made that avatar for me, i am eternally in his bed
<pigeon-mirk> debt
<pigeon-mirk> DEBT! |
#32230 (201/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME
* invader_mog sets mode: +v Gothic_CatGirl |
#32227 (17/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males |
#32225 (186/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font
<splice> you can write one sentence and courier new it into a three page thesis |
#32207 (237/441) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't |
#32204 (174/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahahaComment: #fark on irvingnet
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#32126 (309/547) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi!
<Peels> give you coins
<Davey|away> ahh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ride me!
<Peels> heh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ew wait
<Peels> HAHAHAA
<Peels> XD
* NeoNixon wants to ride GCG o_o |
#32220 (161/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<notlodar> i sent them cash in the mail, is that bad?
<mrpeabody> notlodar: that's good, sending credit card info over the internet isn't safe
<mrpeabody> because of hackers
<mrpeabody> and also viruses
<mrpeabody> and possibly linux |
#32219 (253/459) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HentaiTentacleDemon> I'm not a big fan of hentai |
#32217 (5/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Josho> like math, giant wangs are a universal language |
#32209 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kumqu[at]work> hm. "redhat package manager"... is that like athletic support for people who aren't athletes? |
#32208 (360/488) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days
<tam> cayde: maybe cos it is winter? |
#32206 (463/607) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes.
<rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?"
<rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it." |
#32202 (33/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mutsy13> I like dido too
<Mutsy13> Especially with an l in the middle |
#32201 (154/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kool-Afk> did you know 65% of woman are bi-curious!!
<Kool-Afk> and its still rising!
<]TRI[SilenT_DarknesS> wow where did u learn that
<Kool-Afk> The Man Show |
#32200 (367/519) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ tw1tch ] god my gf has a nice ass
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] pic plz
[ tw1tch ] screw you :P its for my ass only
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] eyes*
[ tw1tch ] yeah
[ tw1tch ] see, I have a one track ass
[ tw1tch ] mind* damnit!Comment: #d2jsp
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#32198 (224/424) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
RyanIsL33T: HAHAAH
RyanIsL33T: HALF TIME SHOW
RyanIsL33T: JANET JACKSONS BOOB FELL OUT
SpAz0Licious: WHAT
SpAz0Licious: BULLSHIT
SpAz0Licious: WHEN
RyanIsL33T: AT THE END OF THE SHOW
SpAz0Licious: DID YOU GET A PIC?
RyanIsL33T: NO
SpAz0Licious: DAMNIT
SpAz0Licious: its gonna be all over the net in like 10 minutes anyway
RyanIsL33T: yeah
10 minutes later:
SpAz0Licious: http://66.98.142.98/~volume/janet/JANETSBOOB.jpg
SpAz0Licious: HAHAHA
SpAz0Licious: I TOLD YOU 10 MINUTES
RyanIsL33T: ROFL |
#32197 (128/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Davey_Rootbeer> that's my favorite one
<rainyday> you could always draw a piccy of the person and stab that with a spork
<Davey_Rootbeer> won't work, he'll suck his own blood and grow stronger
<Davey_Rootbeer> we need to put a stake through it's heart
<Davey_Rootbeer> or a steak
<Davey_Rootbeer> so he'll die from calories
<Davey_Rootbeer> or mad cow |
#32129 (178/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning?
<Bringa> cause morning starts at 3pm imo :P
<Antimatter> heh. g'morning, then :)
* malady goes to bed. v_v
<tigergirl> "What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
<Helleshin> all of them at once
<Bringa> tigergirl, I postulate that for someone, somewhere, this morning is good. Also, I would like to make you see the potential for good that lies in this morning as it does in every morning. Also, I like to mock your doubtlessly depressive plight by stating how good I am doing. On this good morning.
<Kurt> but it's afternoon!Comment: (circa 11pm EST on #angband@WorldIRC)
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#32187 (268/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Hampy> I think we should have a mature conversation rather than everyone saying random shit
<+Doody> Hampy: Penis. |
#32186 (187/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* %Mastas ::MP3:: Kill the Jews - Why Hilter was right! - The NeoNaziNationals :: To get say '!get'
<SGR> erm.. wtf?
<Mastas> what?
<Lokey> !get
* Mastas sets mode: +b *!*@*bb2.33f0f94f.rochester.rr.com
* Lokey was kicked by Mastas (Get out you racist fuck.)
<SGR> lol
<Mastas> pwned :D |
#32168 (23/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<THX1138> and farkers prefer choosy moms
<Puchu> no we don't
<Puchu> we prefer loose moms
<noeljb> yes I do
<noeljb> same thing as long as they don't have STDs
<Terron> or KIDsComment: #fark on irvingnet.net
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#32167 (97/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hedrin> are you sure she's a virgin, or was she wearing pantyhose? |
#32162 (124/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+Shady) im 90kb
(+Shady) kg*
(+Shady) oh godComment: from the irc.msgplus.net server, on #msgplus
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#32157 (182/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me? |
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