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#32398 (192/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reuben> `when you buy 55v capacitors out of the 55v capacitor bin
<reuben> always check to make sure they are all 55v capacitors
<reuben> you know, just in case you go to charge them all up and one is 15v and BLOWS THE FUCK UP
<reuben> and stinks your whole fucking room upComment: efnet/#lost via quotes.fuck.org
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#32397 (39/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XanK> whatever, looking leads dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching leads to ass sex... |
#32396 (173/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Who wants to give me their Billing Information? |
#32395 (44/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> getting interested is for losers
<ducklord> winners go "..." |
#32391 (47/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today |
#32389 (270/466) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE |
#32323 (21/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DugDig> where do l33t h4x0rz buy their cars?
<t|to> dugdig: that's obvious
<t|to> H4x0r M070rz |
#32385 (181/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay |
#32378 (56/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete |
#32367 (369/515) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nick> America only does precision bombing
<Mayseth> Yeah, but a country is an easy target to hit. |
#32366 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+h4wk> why did you download debian lol
<+h4wk> debian is shit
< The_Ghost> because its 7cd's
< The_Ghost> i like downloading
< The_Ghost> lolComment: #warez ... duh
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#32363 (30/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fred> mmmmm http://www.glenmorangie.com/shop_the/s_malts.asp?offset=8 .
<fred> if this one costs that much think how much a new one would cost!
<Edestiny> alcho
<Edestiny> hehe i added it to my basket
<Pioneer> £175
<fred> errr ed it bills you over your phone bill. you have just cost your parents £175.
<fred> on the plus side you will have a rather nice scotch!
<fred> you may need it when your parents get there phone bill.
<Edestiny> shit
<Edestiny> luckly im at alex's houseComment: glenmorangie = signal malt scotch website.
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#32317 (163/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<irokin> PyrotiX: oh we share so much in common...if only you were a chick
<+PyrotiX> give it time
<+PyrotiX> :D |
#32307 (-1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(PINK) <mrk> ok, lets stop this nonsense!
* Zerimski sets mode: +c
* SidewinderX is now known as SideX|out
<[HL2Dev]Adam> :(
<synth|afk> how about you try it now, SubKamran.
* synth|afk is now known as synth
(INVERTED) <mrk> hehe but we still have this!
<DragonFlames> what's that?
<mrk> alt+z
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has left #halflife2
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has left #halflife2
<mrk> hahah
time passes...
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o synth
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has joined #halflife2
<synth> bastard.
<DragonFlames> You whoreComment: about using colours
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#32301 (265/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General |
#32294 (304/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Travisimo> I always thought Pooh and Piglet were always happy because they weren't wearing pants. |
#32293 (13/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Nonentity] if you had a friend that was a tightrope walker
[Nonentity] and the two of you were walking down the sreet
[Nonentity] and fell
[Nonentity] it'd be ridiculous |
#32286 (326/606) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave
<gorilla> you want to be firm, but not rough
<gorilla> apply pressure until fully inserted
<gorilla> and if you hear anything crack, you probably did some damageComment: #gamesurge @ irc.gamesurge.net
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#32285 (133/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable? |
#32280 (363/511) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it burn so much energy because they can't shut the fuck up about being on atkins |
#32260 (341/525) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?
<+x24> ask again laterComment: #gideontech
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#32255 (-2/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Skizo> a could arrange a 32ips
<@Skizo> for 2000 bucks
<@Skizo> but 1 server goes down
<@Skizo> 90 bots go down
<@Skizo> that's no kool
<@Skizo> :\
<slashy> how do you wanna host 90 bots with 32 ips ? :p
<@Skizo> 3 connections by host
<@red-> 2.8125 bots per ip
<@Skizo> 32*3 = 96
<@Skizo> lol
<@Skizo> 2.8?
<slashy> lol
<@Skizo> how do i take 8/10 of a bot?
<@Skizo> :D
<slashy> just remove some code ? *g* |
#32254 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slashy> <pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<slashy> <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Meeeek> just tell them that babies cost money to keep, so they would have to stop spending money on dresses!!!
<slashy> lol lemme resubmit that one to bash ;DComment: #DBCDemo
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#32251 (11/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Doja: i wonder if he noticed that her pussy has been tampered w/
whack`wrkk: you didnt leave a rubber hangin out that hoe did you
whack`wrkk: queef out a balloon poodle |
#32248 (257/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7 |
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