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#32468 (60/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--- irc.freenode.net has changed the topic to: WELCOME TO FREENODE. THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE. |
#32467 (-1/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins?
<Ray> I don't know. But if it's logs that you are after, I could drop two on your chest for you? |
#32471 (-2/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@eXistenZi> yo
<@eXistenZi> what do u type
<@eXistenZi> to get into the config
<@SkiLLz`> for the router?
<@eXistenZi> yeah
<@SkiLLz`> k
<@SkiLLz`> first go to command prompt
<@SkiLLz`> then type
<@SkiLLz`> echo "I'm a dipshit"
<@SkiLLz`> then format c:
<@SkiLLz`> done
<@SkiLLz`> and done
<@eXistenZi> C:\Documents and Settings\eXistenZi>echo "stfu skillz"
<@eXistenZi> "stfu skillz"Comment: no comment.
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#32465 (569/705) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...Comment: bash.org
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#32464 (107/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye |
#32463 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH") |
#32461 (375/547) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D-viant> my gf told me not ot get her a valentines present
<D-viant> that means I have to get her one
<D-viant> and shes not getting me one
<D-viant> :( |
#32460 (171/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@splice> got my homestead exemption taken care of this morning, i should get a nice refund on le taxes
<@D-viant> le taxes??? Did you move to le canada?
<@D-viant> or are you just feeling le fruity this morning? |
#32459 (102/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chestRcopRpot> i fly a roflcopter and drop lolbombs that cause lollercausts |
#32457 (118/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP
< sahaL > i was laughing at her face
< sahaL > fucking newbies
< sahaL > "OH CHECK ME OUT I CAN FUCKING USE FRONTPAGE, I AM COOL NOW" |
#32451 (-3/441) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ME> Whoever thinks Gothic_CatGirl is funny has never seen two boobs at once |
#32449 (185/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oz> jesus christ... the guy who built my computer from scratch is a fugitive and is wanted in ohio...
<oz> and he gets sent to the county jail the day before my 9600xt craps out on me :| |
#32438 (40/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bringa> Anal Probe Day!
<Bringa> Oh no wait that was yesterday.
<DarkGod> ....
<Bringa> DarkGod: Do you have a highlight on anal probe?
<Bringa> Or just on anal?
<Bringa> :PComment: An inopportune time to end a long idle period
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#32429 (64/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[brian2] oh hey guys, i just got the best part of the ex marriage story.
[brian2] she's marrying the owner of her company.
[billn] match made in HR.
[brian2] i think my response went over like a fart in a sleeping bag.
[billn] you were the only one who liked it? |
#25516 (125/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo. |
#32456 (246/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+BaD-CoMpAnY> The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette.
<@Seraph> Then someone tell this cigarette to shut up. |
#32455 (462/630) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bad_CRC> I went to the hospital today, and it's called "olmstead medical group" so the whole place had "OMG OMG OMG" all over it. |
#32016 (43/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle |
#32425 (-3/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Fat_Wombat) Ace of Base is so cool
(Fat_Wombat) the calm, rythmic tones sooth my animal-like soul.
(adam) ...
(adam) I hate you.Comment: irc.gamesurge.net > you
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#32415 (269/509) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet
<Raist> see whats up with my dong's eye
<Raist> er
<somniloquy> O_O
<Raist> X.x
<Raist> dog |
#32408 (84/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@noam`wm) Computer_Analysis_and_Proofs_that_God,_the_Creator_of_All_Things,_Did_In_Fact_Wr ite_the_66_Books_of_the_Holy_Bible.txt - 31.12 KB
(@noam`wm) The Tanach - The Hebrew Bible (With Vowels).rar ----------------------------------- 1.69 MB
(@noam`wm) i wonder who's the idiot who's going to download the bible
(@noam`wm) god'll sue him for violation of copyrights |
#32419 (458/654) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shavnir> I missed lunch
<Shavnir> and breakfast
<Shavnir> i'll nuke a pizza then >_<
<Mayseth> Typical American behaviour
<Mayseth> Oh, I missed a meal. I'll just nuke this poor defenseless pizza! |
#31607 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> orange juice sucks
<ducklord> and so does this strawberry milk
<DigDug> ducklord : fresh-squeezed plz
<ducklord> nah, I don't like those chunks :(
<tfg> chunks?
<ducklord> yeah, I always squeeze oranges with my buttocksComment: EFNet #geekissues
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#32392 (263/471) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms |
#32399 (5/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa
<wild> cya
<BlackDeth> <translation> my mom just told me i have to take a shower because i smell funny :(
<wild> translation: lame humour attempt |
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