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#32531 (143/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DimaV> http://bash.cx/?search=Gothic_CatGirl&order=quote_id&sort=asc&limit=25&approved= 0
<Gothic_CatGirl> Holy crap
<Gothic_CatGirl> That's a lot
<DimaV> ur popular
<DimaV> ur like a porn star, only we get to talk to u |
#32523 (143/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pilmut> that hilton movie sucked
<pilmut> i held my load for like 48 hours to release it to that movie
<pilmut> and it was horrible
<NuKeM666> ROFL
<CrazyMF> lol!!
<@_razor> hahahahahaa |
#32519 (195/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"? |
#32511 (9486/12788) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
—› mode: (Wanda) sets (+b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans
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#32504 (61/511) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<cj_> \ .oOOOOOOOOOOOOO le...
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<cj_> ~@@@@@~ ;';' |
#32502 (-3/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrMax> yay
<DrMax> dollaraclip
<voider> ?? yay
<wisebot> voider: yay -> spontaneous expression of joy |
#32515 (146/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I |
#32514 (302/510) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I knew it was just a cheap star wars rip off so I stopped |
#32509 (-2/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`michael> if ($person == muslim) { ashcroft(); } |
#32507 (178/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peterS> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. |
#32506 (743/875) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink
<emo> baryon: remember my advice
<baryon> god you're still here
<emo> you can significantly reduce the sourness of your body odour by refraining from meat eating
<cl4SS> emo fuck up about it. I'm sick of hearing your shit
<emo> I'm just saying
<baryon> emo, that's got nothing to do with it
<emo> baryon: it does actually. Several studies have shown so
<baryon> emo. I helped move four horses today. I am covered in dirt, dust and horse shit
<baryon> I stink because FOUR DAMNED VEGETARIANS SHIT ON ME |
#32505 (220/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Deranged): Damn.. I just found out that I have so many voices in my head, that I have to go to group therapy... By myself. |
#32501 (121/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks
<maff> they just go nuts with the sex
<Badtz> yeah
<Badtz> after they break down and try it
<McMoo> that's how matt was
<McMoo> except with krispy kremes instead of sexComment: Discussing women who judge others for having sex
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#32500 (224/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grommet> what the fuck am I doing in this IRc??!!
<grommet> i could be hooking up with the hottest german girl right now
<rob> really?
<grommet> well....no
<grommet> but i could be fantasizing about it |
#32499 (125/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel
<+snow_veil> artificial insemination
<+phul_ffxi> lol, ok mike
<+snow_veil> on horses
<+snow_veil> seriously
<+snow_veil> it amazes me that these people have to do this shit
<@BalefireX> snow_veil - not everyone is as impressed by horsecock as you are
<+snow_veil> haha
<+phul_ffxi> hehehe
<+snow_veil> they're on to horse poon right now
<+snow_veil> !!
* +snow_veil drools
<@BalefireX> dude
<@BalefireX> just.. dude
<+x24> my god snow
<+snow_veil> he's totally gonna fist this horse
<+x24> i was just watching that |
#32498 (153/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO! |
#32497 (90/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Mike> ahah!
<@Zero> ?
<@Mike> the source for microsoft windows!
<@Mike> 10 * BEGIN
<@Mike> 100 GOSUB 7000 ; * Load stuff
<@Mike> 110 GOSUB 900 ; * Show windows logo
<@Mike> 120 GOSUB 20000 ; * Prompt for operator login
<@Mike> 130 GOSUB 32000 ; * Fill half of memory with DLL's
<@Mike> 140 GOSUB 16000 ; * Time waster loop |
#32496 (184/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Ravnos> The Miata looks like a suppository with wheels...
<@acaos> I used to park next to one.
<@acaos> But my first thought every day I saw it was 'wow, that would fit up my ass like nobody's business.'
<@acaos> er. was NOT. |
#32495 (129/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VariQuiz> fuckers
* VariQuiz is now known as Varitek
<somniloquy> arsemunch
<dionysian> dicklick
<Varitek> cuntbreaths
<dionysian> testicularwaste
<somniloquy> goatrimmer
<Varitek> fucknuggets
<dionysian> analclenches
<somniloquy> wankstaves
<arch-w0kr> kakwheels
<dionysian> pubiczirconia
<Varitek> chuffchuggers
<somniloquy> jizzguzzlingbitchwhores
<arch-w0kr> chodegobblers
<Varitek> jismlickers
<Varitek> I must admit, I like 'pubiczirconia'
<dionysian> Varitek, you would like pubiczirconia |
#32488 (395/589) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Blaine the Australian?
<Gothic_CatGirl> wtf kinda boyfriend is that for barbie?
<Gothic_CatGirl> My barbies were lesbians.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Don't you fucking dare quote me. |
#32487 (131/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuckt26> Ok, so I am looking at some porn right...
<ZekeMacNeil> what a great way to start a story
<tuckt26> A typical... hot girl at her desk
<LordCrank> and it turned out it was your mom? |
#32485 (170/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute? |
#32466 (20/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
! KirikaPhoenix sends a brick packet down the network addressed to the router
[Clockedenegger]: you eThugComment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
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#32482 (122/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!" |
#32479 (187/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<janedidit> when i was 17 i was babysitting all day for my aunt who had a two year old kid who was just a completely fucking spoiled brat
<janedidit> i was trying to get him to go to bed, after a 30 minute struggle with him, and i was sitting on the rocking chair watching the simpsons
<janedidit> when the fucking asswipe BIT MY ANKLE
<PickeL> LOL
<janedidit> and i screamed "YOU LITTLE BRAT I'M GOING TO KICK YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL" then my aunt walked through the door and was screaming at me saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!"
<janedidit> i replied, "your little turd just bit my god damn ankle!" and she shoved me out the door and was like "i'll call you when you grow up!!"
<janedidit> then a week later i called her and said, "okay i haven't grown up yet but i'd still like my pay."
<janedidit> i've got a $45 check in my pocket and a little scrap of paper that says "i've never gotten along with my sister, but now i've got a reason not to talk to her anymore, thanks."Comment: janedidit was babysitting for her aunt
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