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#33293 (238/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> winamp(2.80) playing(17 - Katrina & The Waves - Walking on sunshine) stats(38% of 3m 55s )
(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> I mean.. winamp(2.80) playing(really cool masculine music.mp3) stats(38% of 3m 55s) |
#33289 (232/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WorkDug> OMG
<WorkDug> mcdonald's is phasing out supersize phrise!!
<WorkDug> jesus .. did i really just type "phrise"?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33284 (182/438) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK |
#33286 (199/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated? |
#33274 (167/397) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me. |
#33277 (105/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a shit, and took a picture of it, you could be an internet celebrity
<goatasaur> such is the power of the internetComment: #fark
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#33273 (10/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside
<@Hibiki> its how good they are in bed |
#33272 (254/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Alexia]There should be a sticker at the bottom left of America saying, "Made in China" |
#33267 (121/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back
<tr0n> al's mother left her body to the wolves, but they sent it back
<Al> well somebody ate it |
#33263 (44/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta
<DB> HPLPB|Comp2: By that, you mean "Wash my vibrator and tune into some gay porn", no?
<HPLPB|Comp2> DB: pretty much |
#33260 (138/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten oldComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33252 (114/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p
<Gr8_Dane> School is beyond you. Aim lower. |
#33249 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Knux> i don't want to hear anymore about eating shit
<goatasaur> you don't want to hear anymore about what?
<Knux> fuck youComment: #fark
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#33242 (7/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.Comment: #ramen on EFNet
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#33238 (92/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ @Puddlejumper ] if I sleep, I have no excuse for screwing up at work tomorro |
#33235 (241/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com |
#33231 (456/638) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+milkman`bot> 9. Animal Trivia: The hummingbird is the only bird that can ---------
<@Merlord> fly
<+Yoink> fly |
#33227 (128/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DOComment: #emu efnet kthxbye
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#33223 (193/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<g6|agbd|kma> sure, he's innocent on all charges, didn't you know that?
<g6|agbd|kma> I mean, the httpd logs show him logging as phpbb admin
<g6|agbd|kma> then backing up the forums
<g6|agbd|kma> then douching them, all from his ip
<g6|agbd|kma> so it MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE |
#33222 (108/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> I see Goatse as an Internet Initiation. If you haven't seen goatse, and you're using the net, you don't belong.
<ninj4> yeah. Once you hit like 13, then its like part of becoming a man |
#33216 (219/443) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chiDEEZE> go fuck yourself
<mindstorms> itd be cool if there was somoene named "yourself"
<mindstorms> and he was like constantly being raped |
#33215 (10/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama2> fucking imacs
<kisama2> fucking suck dicks
<kisama2> i'm sitting here trying to use this imac
<kisama2> because all the other computers are broken
<kisama2> or in use
<kisama2> MOTHERFUCKER
<kisama2> mouse freezes every 10 seconds
<kisama2> for about a minute
<kisama2> all i can do is type fucking IRC RAGE
<kisama2> into this channel
<kisama2> its so horribleComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33221 (160/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info |
#33220 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this...
<+Shortman> stored mysqldump output in a file
<+Shortman> command to load it into a mysqldb?
* Shortman was kicked by sub (user requested to be kicked)Comment: #mysql on EFNet
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#33218 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> in earlier days, people took pride in combat and such
<ducklord> I take pride in not clicking bizarre porn |
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