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#33107 (8/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc!
<D-viant> theres a large * community in nyc
#33072 (-12/820) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#33060 (154/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* penut has joined #unbound
* ChanServ sets mode: +o penut
<Recon> wb penut
* Mayseth licks penut
* Dweller refrains from calling mayseth a nutlicker
<Recon> LOL
<Mayseth> I!
<Mayseth> HATE!
<Mayseth> YOU!
#33102 (150/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina.
#33101 (239/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class
<Recon> heh
<Recon> i can tell its really working :|
#33098 (216/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me
<Bubbaprog> and i said why, because i am sophisticated and attractive
<Bubbaprog> and they said no
<Bubbaprog> because you're an asshole
#33095 (4/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to
#33094 (9/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions?
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<langster> Calisa is there such  a thing?
<Calisa> Sure.
<ironchefrocks> how is one good looking?
<Aegis> it looks like a flower ...
<ZekeMacNeil> or a cauliflower
#33092 (273/443) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down.
#33081 (176/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night
(fleet): I cut my penis on a jagged vagina
(nme): that wasn't a vagina, I told you to stop fucking those goddamn pepsi cans
#33080 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program
#33077 (11/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m
<jonathans> only filthy linux users dont wash regularly
#33076 (8/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/
<J3anyus> that's good.
<J3anyus> i've cut down on my drinking a LOT
<J3anyus> ever since my last tequila incident.
<Hatter> I used to love tequila
<J3anyus> i love taking tequila shots
<J3anyus> i just hate the after effects :P
<richardgr> last time hatter was drunk
<richardgr> let me get it one sec
<Hatter> .,..
<richardgr> <Hatter> life is a poo poo im on my way!
<Hatter> yeah I remember thaT
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#33075 (-1/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWork> h3llo sirz
<IceWork> i come from the planet w0rk
Comment: #ramen EFNet
#33074 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I understand religion
<ducklord> I just don't understand why idiots believe in it
<issuez> i think we're all aliens
<ducklord> I think we're all idiots
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#33069 (-2/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alereon> I know more about cock than most gay guys!
#33068 (190/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> AARRRRRRRRRRRR
<Mike> my eyes!
<Mike> a plumber bent over and lace panties sticking out :/
Comment: #lockergnome wyldryde
#33067 (40/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
· · ChanMode : Sexy sets mode [ +o ] mi||i0n
[ @mi||i0n ] (&) join synced in 3 minutes and 43.281 seconds.
! @mi||i0n claps
[ @mi||i0n ] a new record
[ @mi||i0n ] :(
[ @\user\bin ] lovely
[ @\user\bin ] thats some serious AOL pwnage
#33036 (805/943) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<@brassica> err pen is
#33035 (340/562) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fleet): what I love about this channel is that no matter what I say, temp0 tells me to rail myself with a metal pole.
(temp0): i like you fleet
(fleet): really?
(temp0): NO! FUCK OFF AND RAIL YOURSELF WITH A METAL POLE
#33034 (29/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@[iNw]Tessai) <- virgin :(
(@[iNw]ForK) sif
(@[iNw]ForK) how old are you?
(@[iNw]Tessai) 19
(@[iNw]ForK) wow, I didnt think they made 19 year old virgins anymore
#33026 (242/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Keiron> Yahoo search brings up 24,400,000 hits for "porn"
<@Keiron> google brings up 92,700,000 hits for "porn"
<@Arcturus> Google - 300% more Pornful.
Comment: #voices on darkmyst
#33024 (-2/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> digdug, when you search for "ramen" communities on orkut, the first result is "Gay Sacramento"
<Digested> haha
<Digested> coincidence? i think not
#33005 (-2/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhelik> this channel should accept tho sexual choice of some peolpe especially since it happens to be the preferred way to describe the technology of discussion :PComment: #VisualBasic EFNet
#33009 (142/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D
<ducklord> that scares me in so many ways
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