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#33004 (185/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smilodon> once upon a time
<smilodon> there was
<Mithandir> yes
<Mithandir> but then
<Mithandir> there wasn't
<Mithandir> "A summary of life, the universe and everything" by S. Milodon and M. Ithandir |
#33003 (257/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still do better than everyone else |
#33002 (-1/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut downComment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
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#33000 (125/379) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i think lesbians should be allowed to get married AS LONG AS they produce at least one prOn video every monthComment: #geekissues
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#32998 (191/473) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cowboy> HI GUYS
<Cowboy> OOOPS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON
<Cowboy> WAIT I HAVE CAPS LOCK DISABLED ON THIS MACHINE
<Cowboy> OH OOPS I"M HOLDING DOWN SHIFTComment: #CkB
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#32961 (-1/501) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucksComment: #ramen
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#32994 (-2/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cahan> the sad thing is, ive got a piece of paper that tells me im qualified as a professoinal massuse
<Cahan> stupid tafe course
<Cahan> doesnt help me with the ladies at all
<Cahan> its all lies
<+Bulk> ^ bashComment: #Oktagone on GameSurge.net
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#32991 (411/561) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(JMulder): Hey bitch
(fleet): Hey JMulder
(fleet): ...
(fleet): why the hell did I just respond to bitch?
(BigRo): ...habit? |
#32980 (28/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Oreoz> it was dark dammit
<Oreoz> i was laughing about something you said
<DAVO> sick
<Oreoz> then all of a sudden
<DAVO> hahaha
<Oreoz> WHOOOO
<Oreoz> WTF
<Oreoz> SOMETHIGNS UP MY ASS |
#32979 (-1/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cory> OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
<+My_Name> What is it?
<@TrueBlue> What now?
<Cory> I got a boner from gay porn!
<@TrueBlue> Cory...
<Cory> yes?
¢ TrueBlue has an idea.
<Cory> ????
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#32976 (6/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AdamBishop> I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way, as we're supposed to, but most people don't...
<kingturtle2> is lieutenant pronounced al-OOOOOOO-MIN-eee-um? |
#32974 (148/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: man this coffee is so good, I can't stop smiling.
<Roj`>: what sort is it?
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: espresso, with 3 sugar and no milk
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: we ran out :(
<Roj`>: okay....
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: frak dserf se slke eoseif
<Roj`>: . . .???
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: hmmmmmm
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: not even i can work out what i was trying to sayComment: Too much coffee = ^^
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#32963 (0/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobby_> im just saying that i thought the puprose of ircops was be be non partial non arbitrary
<bobby_> judges
<lude> I'm not a fucking federal justiceComment: #geekissues
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#32959 (92/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vinny> Too tight?? You can land a f***ing jumbo jet in there. |
#32954 (-4/432) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<puppet> What do you call a black man in a suit and tie?
<swift> I don't know.
<puppet> The defendant.Comment: #Chatterz on DALnet
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#32952 (363/525) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Monty> Question challenge #9272: what us state includes the telephone
area code 602
<azz> ibot area code 602
<iBot> i think area code 602 is Phoenix, Arizona
<Monty> Winner was iBot with the correct answer: arizona |
#32949 (240/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* WakkoWrk is trying to figure out what the hell to do tonight
[Monkster] mom son sex?
[WakkoWrk] ahem
[WakkoWrk] fuck off.
[WakkoWrk] mom works tonight anywayComment: #chanfix on EFnet
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#32944 (140/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then noComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#32943 (70/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[WorkDeed] bahahaha
[WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..."
[KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#32942 (216/400) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click* |
#32939 (2588/3314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
<blah> i refuse to anwser that
<blah> im probably wrong
<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist |
#32935 (185/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HanSkywalker> there is only one reason i disliked ROTK
<Errtu> don't get me wrong. i do like the movie. i just think they could've done certain things different
<HanSkywalker> they cut the fucking shower scene
<HanSkywalker> erm
<HanSkywalker> Shire
<HanSkywalker> hehe
<HanSkywalker> *blink* |
#32934 (149/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> i'll be taking out my agression on you poor souls for the rest of the day
<Hatter> aggression
<wild`> owned
<splice> if wild is allowed to fuck a camel i am allowed one typo a year |
#32928 (206/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up? |
#32922 (171/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Plas> I get head easily
<@Plas> it annoys me
<@Plas> ..*headaches |
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