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#33402 (138/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Frylock: that was the best conversation ever!
Pie: what was?
Frylock: i was getting stoned at a friends house last night, so i called him a few hours ago to pick me up and i asked where he was and he says "jail, where are you?"
Pie: lol
Frylock: "WHAT?!" "I'm in jail, the place with the cops and the prisoners"
Pie: lol o_oComment: True Story...He got out the same night.
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#33365 (39/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse |
#33398 (168/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Paulson McIntyre: hey, whats up?
Ohzie: Depends on what you consider down. It could be anything, depending on the point of reference.
Paulson McIntyre: ...smart ass |
#33394 (305/507) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a restaurant, because they were both joking with each other, and he said it kinda silently... then i shouted at the top of my lungs MOMMY'S NOT A SLUT SHE'S A WHOREComment: irc.starfusion.org
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#33393 (71/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pott> now i'm no big fan of the strokes
<pott> but their new single is good
<Chris[ni]> i dont like the strokes either, and i havnt heard theyre new single, so i will not judge it until i have heard it
<Chris[ni]> but its bound to be shit
<pott> fuck you |
#33392 (278/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average japanese schoolgirl when in close proximity to an octopus |
#33390 (125/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra; it's a nice thought.. but please don't. |
#33380 (8/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12 Fag???
<CapnWacky> A lot, a fucking lotComment: #ehentai
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#33375 (148/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AliceInWonderland> <--- DIRTY DIRTY WHORE
<HPZ> <--- has a nozzle full of whorecleaning solution |
#33372 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pentup> i want peeps
<Vision> nasty
<pentup> they are only the GREATEST CANDY TYPE ITEM ON THE PLANET
<Vision> edit: greatest crappy candy type
<pentup> dont question my authority on food
<pentup> can you name one thing better than peeps?
<Vision> sex
<pentup> but you cant eat sex
<pentup> well, bad example
<pentup> but you know what i mean |
#33371 (-3/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@RoadskiN> how about if i build legos around my penis?.Comment: #svencoop
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#33367 (47/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> wootComment: #athlon on efnet
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#33360 (4/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33357 (164/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pithon> i'm stripping on my cam soon . check my profile for the link
<mike> im going to kill you soon, look behind you to see moreComment: on yahoo chat
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#33325 (0/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> my descent into online hell is complete, I'm moderating up unapproved bash.cx quotes
<KArmA-> someone kill me and leave my bloated abused body as an example to othersComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#33388 (165/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Frosty_theoz> if being a nerd was a religion, bash would be a cathederal |
#33363 (254/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< solerad> oh man
< solerad> my adopted brother
< solerad> had a wet dream that involved my mother :/
< solerad> i wouldn't have known except that
< Supacabra> yikes
< solerad> he told his ENTIRE SCHOOL
< Supacabra> double yikes |
#33362 (133/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ DanoF ) i think my monitor broke
[ DanoF ) what happens when the tube dies
[+shea ) lots of things
*** solerad [sole@216.85.31.178] has joined #quickbasic
[ DanoF ) mine turned purple
[ DanoF ) now it wont come on
[ solerad ) :|
[ solerad ) what
[ solerad ) penis?
[ DanoF ) hey didnt see that coming
[ solerad ) i pride myself in being original and spontaneous
[ DanoF ) then my sarcastic comments must cut deeply
[ solerad ) yes |
#33338 (89/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today
*** DimaV is now known as DimaV_bathroom |
#33333 (248/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and running around with a bag of sugar screaming "oh no anthrax!?" and wearing an outfit that consists of nothing but metal, just for some more fun in the metal detectors. |
#33330 (124/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@oblique> fun fact: spanish barbarians used their own urine to clean their teeth
<cardcheat> fun fact: so does oblique |
#33302 (257/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with an ordinary broom |
#33294 (6/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jessie> I'm going to put on my skimpiest maternity outfit and go bar hopping.Comment: #fark on irc.irvingnet.net
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#33305 (217/459) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> i may not go down in history
<mindstorms> but i will go down on your little sister! |
#33308 (-4/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dekkon> i went camping in amys front butt once
<Blingo-> hehe
<issuez> he, he also climbed mt boobius |
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