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#32921 (295/523) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skizot> my boss is a moron
<Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open
<Skizot> he asked what it was...
<Berry2K> bussiness relations?
<Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft
<Berry2K> :)
<Berry2K> haha
<Skizot> he says" do i need it"
<RightField> lol
<Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs
<Berry2K> WTFLOL
<Skizot> he asks what's a n00b
<RightField> omg
<Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers |
#32920 (1005/1153) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer |
#32918 (278/462) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in japanese than to describe female fart porn |
#32904 (-4/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LooKooM`> yep ftp is crappy for 0-day appz and mp3, imo |
#32893 (202/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+RageAgainsttheAmish> this incence im burning owns
<@Aunt_Jemima> that reminds me of a story
<@Aunt_Jemima> i was at my friends house
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he is a complete stoner
<@Aunt_Jemima> but his dad is a born again christian
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he was burning incense
<@Aunt_Jemima> his dad walks in the door and says in a southern accent
<@Aunt_Jemima> "son, i dont want you burning that incense. its the gateway to drugs" |
#32884 (190/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you |
#32881 (25/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkForce> what timezone do most ppl here live in?
<Rykan> american... |
#32873 (171/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alvein> most of my internet knowledge comes from finding porn |
#32865 (223/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl?
<Moosey5> jw
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> eh?
<Moosey5> nvm
<Moosey5> asl every1!!
<Moosey5> 14/m/fl
<Moosey5> ok
<Moosey5> im bored
<Moosey5> im gonna go bye
*** Moosey5 (~Moosey5@a763dad.25ea667f.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Client Exited)
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> And the room's IQ goes up by 50 points!
<Amy> Huzzah!Comment: If you leave 'em alone, the problem usually fixes itself...
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#32864 (5/463) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour |
#32855 (152/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kip> it seems like every region of the us has some terrible and ridiculous problem
<RedDye4o> yes
<kip> like fire ants or earthquakes or thawing dog poo in the spring
<RedDye4o> America: a union of terrible and ridiculous problems |
#32853 (2232/3904) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* `-` (~Blade_Lea@Blade_Leader.support.gamesurge) has joined #i_r_teh_h4x
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `-`
<`-`> I've learn something today
<`-`> ata hard drives are not hot-swappable
<`-`> and don't try to just brush the molex connector against the hard drive's plugs just to see if it does something
<`-`> cause guess what
<`-`> it does |
#32846 (96/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Akaramu> Don't question your god!
<Ricky> Blow me.
<Akaramu> ...
<Ricky> Wait, no, that is gay, don't do that. |
#25582 (254/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
<IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
<IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait. |
#32843 (207/431) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(mUnky`) instead of putting in the softener *into my washing*, i put in a similar yellowish liquid - apple juice. ><
(mUnky`) MY FKN WASHING SMELLS LIKE APPLE JUICE!
(mUnky`) =X
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
(mUnky`) theyre in identical bottles
(mUnky`) they look a little the same
(mUnky`) and i was puttin the stuff in at 2am
(mUnky`) ><
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) good work man
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) how do they feel?
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) soft?
(mUnky`) theyre... ...... soft... a little
(mUnky`) but i smell like fkn apple juice!
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) "man where do u get your fabric softner" "oh u know, the juice isle"
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) HAHAHAHAHComment: mUnky had to rewash all his clothes.
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#32827 (354/568) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Allahkat> You know how they make like, "Totally 80's" cds? They should make Pity-Party cds. "Just Got Dumped"
<Allahkat> "No One Home For Christmas"
<bunnieWork> "I Eat Ramen With My Cats Every Night"
<Allahkat> HAHAHAHA
<Allahkat> "I Chat In IRC 24 Hours A Day"
<Allahkat> Oh...wait...
<bunnieWork> HAHAHa...ha.
* bunnieWork sobs
* Allahkat polishes her gun |
#32825 (104/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Genix) wtf
(+Genix) i just got a spam mail that claimed it would "shrink my penis"
(+BalefireX) did you read it?
(+Genix) :(
(+BalefireX) you didnt need to, did you...
(+Genix) of course it wasn't actually for what it said
(+Genix) it was a porn site
(+Genix) but none the less wtfComment: #gideontech
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#32820 (212/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
• +mirthy throws geru into the deep Xenogears ocean!
(+mirthy) ¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´
(+mirthy) ¸.·´¯`·.¸¸¸.·´¯`·.¸\o/¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`
(+mirthy) ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸ |
#32814 (180/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week. |
#32813 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch |
#32812 (239/569) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<simonf> who the fuck buys a _slice_ of pizza
<Ng> simonf: you've never bought a slice of pizza?
<simonf> Ng: no
<simonf> Ng: only whole pizzas, as god intended |
#32811 (160/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Mr-Bond> os[Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[2days 2hrs 7mins 10secs] cpu[1-AMD , 1999MHz, 256KB (42% Load)] mem[Usage: 443/512MB (86.52%) [|||||||||-]] gfx[RADEON 7200 SERIES ] screen[1024x768 32bit 100Hz]
< Mr-Bond> hate the way that yoke says 1999MHz
< Mr-Bond> its a 2 gig godanmit!
< acous> :)
< acous> it's for tax purposes
< acous> 2 gigs are more expensive to tax
< acous> :)
< Mr-Bond> you serious? |
#32810 (330/480) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing?
<Kneecaps> nobody about :(
<SlayerXP> key signing?
<SlayerXP> as in "hello complete stranger I met on IRC, please sign my GPG key so people will trust the key more."
<Kneecaps> yes
<Kneecaps> thats right
<SlayerXP> . <- the point -> your direction of travel |
#32804 (239/447) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HelloKit> can anybody tell me why men find it necessary to do things like deliberately farting on the dog?!
<Steven> because they'd be killed if they did on their wife ?? |
#32798 (0/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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