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#33217 (288/528) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare. |
#33214 (230/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year?
fleet: her face
fleet: the ugly bitch |
#33213 (62/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupidComment: #fark on irvingnet.net
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#33211 (153/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times
<ducklord> anyone knows wtf is up with that?
<kitchen> too much acid?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33207 (185/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Will you be paying by credit card?"
<mjc> # Customer: "Yes."
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Ok, I need your credit card number and your name as it appears on the card, please."
<mjc> # Customer: "WHAT?!? I'm not giving my credit card to you over the phone! Then your company will have access to it!" |
#33204 (54/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Badtz> oh hell.
<Badtz> I got something japanese subtitled in spanish.
<Badtz> and the glutton I am, I'll watch it anyway.Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33200 (101/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans |
#33197 (8/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried chicken is to you
<walra> oooooh |
#33168 (12/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark or light)Comment: #emu eFnet
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#33156 (40/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> FUCK
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/ |
#33192 (186/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count? |
#33191 (113/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR |
#33190 (238/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck
<@Lawn-Gnome> time to take the toaster outside again :\
<@Zee> ...
<@DonoftheDead> wtf
<@Lawn-Gnome> i dont got a lighter
<@Lawn-Gnome> and i cant smoke inside
<@Lawn-Gnome> so i ben taken the toaster outside to light my smoke off of
<@Lawn-Gnome> brbComment: From teh h4x
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#33188 (246/474) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
porkbelly: jesus fucking christ
WidowMaker: pics? |
#33177 (10/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lazesharp> fuck
<Lazesharp> just knocked my case
<Pioneer> and...
<Lazesharp> bye bye Movies A - LComment: Hard drive problems
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#33176 (98/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrGrog> you know what's fun?
<DrGrog> when you take a knife and touch the little heat things in a toaster
<DrGrog> it's a rush |
#33174 (175/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :)
<Antimatter> how the hell can you tell?
<HongXianShi> Subtle differences in skull shape
<HongXianShi> And pelvic bones
<Kurt> you aren't a doctor, so you have no clue
<expohirma> hong: you're relying on the fact that it is a human
<expohirma> or that all humanoids follow roughly human anatomical structure
<HongXianShi> Most do, hence being called humanoids ;)
<expohirma> not necessarily bone structure
<expohirma> just shape.
<Kurt> halflings have an exoskeleton
<Kurt> that looks like skin
<Kurt> and a caramel centre |
#33163 (210/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on "champagne facials"
<goatasaur> and i thought, "if that isn't the name of a porn site, it should be"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#33154 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for? |
#33153 (-16/3408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant |
#33152 (5/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee
<prof3ta> now that i work coffee=bliss |
#33116 (149/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<delmore> i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool is that?
<@Manyiu> you didnt leave this chan for the last two hours
<@Manyiu> and you werent idle for a min
<@_razor_> so you were fucking her and typing on irc?
<delmore> nah, i was typing when she was sucking me off
<@UncleMart> Laptops are good for that, get the girl in doggy and place it on her ass so you can fuck and be on IRC at the same time
<@Manyiu> this makes this story of yours far less plausible than the drug one
<@_razor_> lolol |
#33113 (173/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> she is attractive
<goatasaur> but she has more issues than tv guideComment: #fark on Irvingnet
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#33109 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
• n30 has a cum fiesta in his house. ..when i bust a nut ...its like throwing a bucket of gatorade on someone like they just won the superbowl.Comment: Scared many peeps away...
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#33108 (121/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad |
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