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#33660 (-2/364) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Peter> oh ****
* PeterG was kicked by Razer (Profanity. Kick:3241) |
#33659 (142/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?Comment: a quick set of responses...
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#33656 (75/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh |
#33653 (223/457) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks
<Yusuke> damn my cat got on the comp keyboard
* Yusuke was kicked by Recon (stop Spamming!)
* Yusuke has joined #roleplay
<Yusuke> recon
<Yusuke> i did not spam
<Recon> tell your cat to stop spammin
<Yusuke> i know but recon does not have to kick me
<Shavnir> but Kicking a cat would be animal cruelty |
#33651 (-3/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Salomonis> anione noes how to use notepad to edit html?
<hansblix> um?
<hansblix> sure
<hansblix> use these following steps in order
<hansblix> 1) step AWAY from the crack pipe.
<[Piratez]> LOL
<[Piratez]> bash.org |
#33650 (2/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's |
#33648 (92/348) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/ |
#33647 (185/415) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<anity> bbyyyeeee
<ZestyO> ok, have fun
<anity> in the bath?
<anity> hehe i'll try
<ZestyO> plenty of fun to be had in a bath
<anity> *gets out rubber duck*
<ZestyO> jesus christ I so mis read that...
<anity> hehhe i was thinking that...i super carefull typied duck
<ZestyO> hehe
<ZestyO> the u and i keys are right next to eachother
<anity> hehhehe yeh
<anity> or maybe the 'duck* was a typo
<anity> ull never know
<anity> hehehhehehe
<ZestyO> lol
<anity> heheh i'll soon see when i get in the bath |
#33641 (112/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* VALIS is dumb.
<VALIS> but at least I have a thick cock.
<Bisclaveret> there was something on ene of them about japs vs chinese
<Bisclaveret> valis: can i quote you on that?
<Kurt> what are you going to do, tell chicks you have a big dick, then when they discover the truth say you were quoting someone on irc? |
#33640 (199/451) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones
<tharaka> they are on low batt right
<tharaka> and yet what do they do?
<tharaka> make a nose, which uses up more battery
<tharaka> and flash lights
<tharaka> and use up more battery
<tharaka> its almost like microsoft windows popups.. "LOOK AT ME!!!!, LOOK AT ME!!!"Comment: tharaka's phone battery was dying
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#33638 (-6/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number |
#33624 (259/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eslice> i just got a vm from some random hick asking for doug
<eslice> wanted to know if i could do research on signature control for ground and air vehicles
<eslice> wtf?
<eslice> should i call back and act like i know wtf i'm talking about
<jestuh> lol only if you record it
<eslice> yeah i was just thinking about that
<hy\dro> yes
<hy\dro> that's what i did last week when some woman called me thinking i was her court-appointed lawyer in some contempt case against her ex-husband
<eslice> hahaha
<eslice> did you show up in court
<hy\dro> haha no i didn't show up, she eventually figured out what was going on
<hy\dro> i told her that i could just have her ex killed for her and nobody would have to know
<hy\dro> and she kind of stuttered
<hy\dro> then hung upComment: #GeekIssues
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#33622 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@SlackDug> i hereby nominate "flashblock" for "useful extension of the year" award!
<@jestuh> wtf does it do?
<@SlackDug> jestuh: it blocks flash
<@timmo> [14:39] [jestuh] wtf does it do?
<@timmo> wtf jestuh
<@timmo> you tard |
#33619 (158/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(freckles) my now 19 yr old cousin was like that about the same age. turns out she had ADD
(Triax) ?
(freckles) attention deficit disorder
(Eruntje) attention deficit .. hey lets go ride bikes! |
#33618 (93/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> if (age > 14) pork(); else give_candy(); |
#33617 (5/349) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/ |
#33614 (231/407) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aphr0> hm
<aphr0> 785 copies of winrar are now opening
<aphr0> damn shitty mouse |
#33595 (206/528) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fonix> Windows told me to make a new password and I put in 'penis'...
<Fonix> and it said it was too short. :( |
#33587 (213/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow
(JohnnyM) that's strange, she's usually good with her hands! |
#33584 (158/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone
(Matteo): I do?
(Tack): Especially the blind. |
#33580 (224/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up with that?
<+fleet> Becasue we're also sociopaths
<+fleet> And we all have wierd mental problems
<+fleet> And we all smell
<+fleet> and this is the only way living girls talk to us |
#33576 (121/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< nocturnal> GAH!!!
< nocturnal> wtf
< nocturnal> if i find the fucker who put Close Other Tabs next to Close Tab i will rip his colon out and feed it to his ass |
#33571 (680/926) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<antivert> One of them was a total asshole, he was like "STOP LISTENING TO ME!!" because I was call coaching him
<antivert> this guy apparently told his customer "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box." And the customer kept getting pissed off so he was like
<antivert> "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box."
<antivert> the guy started yelling again so he took off his headset, put it in one of the metal drawers by the desks and started kicking the FUCK out of it screaming "YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX!! YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"Comment: antivert worked tech support
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#33542 (6/350) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<issuez> k thats enough, im done be sappy
<issuez> ill listen to rammstein to counter everything |
#33547 (846/976) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<BAng> lol
<JerryBeep> you bastard. |
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