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#34672 (206/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all
<DrYvOutCM> and it was horrible
<DrYvOutCM> but ya gotta admit
<DrYvOutCM> it was pretty impressive
<DrYvOutCM> those were some huge ass buildings
<_Zippo^_> DrYvOutCM: Well done! You just now realised that "Things Blowing Up" is cool. Welcome to, well, whenever humans first invented explosives. |
#34668 (245/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing'
<Rjx> I don't know how that works
<Rjx> but I know I don't want it |
#34659 (264/488) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0y4l153r> i got some questions about developing plugins for your software...
<Segosa> ah, ok, what language?
<l0y4l153r> english |
#34652 (45/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> wtf.
<ikkenai> talking to dig dug is like meeting a celebrity
<ikkenai> only lameComment: #geekissues
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#34621 (116/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StoneCold Cringes
<StoneCold> I have reached a new level off geekendom. I was talking on the phone to someone and I said cringe out loud. |
#34600 (124/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN |
#34625 (341/513) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Brant) I'm such a fucking moron sometimes
(@Brant) I was just listening to one of my band's songs
(@Brant) and I was like "Wow I like this song I should try to learn the guitar part" and picked up my guitar
(@Brant) then realized
(@Brant) :|Comment: he must be tired
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#34585 (260/486) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@septor) I should play some splinter cell pt now
(@Galaddin) wtf? just checked the top 40 for this weeks pop songs, it's like exactly the same as when i checked 3 months ago
(@septor) bash.org mods probably run the listComment: So true
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#34579 (109/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything i hav compiled and installed over the yrs
<DimaV> ^ ---- proof that u need to get out to RL more often |
#34572 (308/524) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> when I used to play battlefield 1942 at the local LAN place I used the nick therapist killer (therapistkiller)
<Rjx> and we're playing a game and this guy shouts over to me
<Rjx> "what have you got against rapists?" |
#34571 (273/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going
<Rjx> she would say "tell me what you're thinking"
<Rjx> and I would be honest
<Rjx> I think it was when I dissected the word "therapist" and got "the rapist" that she thought it wouldn't be beneficial anymore |
#34514 (146/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ViVa plays with his privates
<ViVa> i bought them this afternoon, in my local g.i. joe shop :P |
#34564 (385/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right?
<oracel> a what?
<ChrizzNL> what kinda channel is this??
<oracel> a channel for people with the rare blood decease Rhesus C plus (plus)
<ChrizzNL> woops |
#34553 (12/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.html
<_Zippo ^_> "She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help," the woman said.
<_Zippo^_> The girl also smokes cigarettes.
<_Zippo^_> :/
<everest> hahaha
<everest> that's so wicked
<everest> it's like some fucked up version of Look Whos Talking
* tharaka (Tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #geekissues
<_Zippo^_> Look Who's Toking
<everest> HAHA |
#34527 (90/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods?
<kisama> nah dude i just play one on IRCComment: #geekissues
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#34520 (341/527) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Djinna> i saw a pin this afternoon that says 'just because i'm a gay man doesn't mean i'll turn down a blowjob from a woman'Comment: #bifemunix
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#34508 (137/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shinigami> Why is the company your dad started AMARK?
<AgentKill> Mark as in Markoff - our last name - and he added the 'A' to the beginning so he could be first in the phone book.
<Ark-Templarius> Father.. son.. gene pool needs more chlorine.. |
#34536 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StoneCold wonders if they have /who, /whois and /whowas, why not have /whoare or /whowere ?
<Entrope> or /whocares
<coa||infract> heh
<ASk> or /dudewheresmycar
<ASk> :o
<Tetryon> just /stfu
<StoneCold> lmao
<Tetryon> alias stfu { exit }
<Tetryon> :)
<Tetryon> for mirc users :)
<StoneCold> :D
<StoneCold> yay!Comment: #linux on irc.gamesurge.net
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#34532 (94/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ron_frown> oh god... this guy comes in and talks to my boss about why his phone doesnt ring loud
<ron_frown> so my boss opens it up and ends up frying the mobo
<ron_frown> I throw a new mobo in there and it rings the same volume
<ron_frown> ends up the dipshit had a sticker over his ringer and it severly muted it
<ron_frown> something that could have been a 5second fix
<ron_frown> took a day, and cost him a mobo which was like 30Comment: #php
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#34529 (251/475) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kenn> This one girl... she asked me what brand my PC was
<Kenn> when she saw it
<Kenn> and I'm like, it's custom, I built it
<Kenn> she didn't believe me
<Kenn> and when she finally did
<Kenn> She called me a computer geekComment: #geekissues
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#34526 (204/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures 20 people, five seriously."
<Selungen> CNN Not-so-breaking news: 500 people dead and 2000 injured in mud slide somewhere in China. Or something. |
#34515 (281/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5 automatically for me?
<Mayseth> Why don't you just push F5 and not write the script? |
#34509 (223/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn't broken right now?
[r1ch] customers phones |
#34524 (197/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory |
#34523 (-1/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
<Badtz> ...
<Badtz> that sounds like the plot to a strange japanese movie.
<Badtz> minus a few rapes.
<scyth> yeah, or a terribly wrong bukkake movie
<Badtz> same difference.Comment: #geekissues EFnet
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