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#34960 (128/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJEvan> woohoo, my dad stopped reading bash
<DJEvan> apparently theres too much racism and homophobic quotes |
#34940 (238/428) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zappo> may I suggest a "Fix it" button in every error box too?
<Zappo> I also want undo on power off
<wardrobe> look, you're just being silly now
<Zappo> what do you mean "now"? did you think the "fix it" was actually possible? |
#34924 (257/489) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds
<@Pi> lol
<@penisfish> they go CAWK
<@penisfish> CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK |
#34916 (219/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rokkr> humor's a good thing
<Rokkr> i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh
<tack> or rape them
<Rokkr> that's not laid tack, that's assault =p
<tack> hey, you do things your way, i do things mine |
#34908 (168/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ^Sn4iK throws a playstation at liberty_
* tharaka catches it, and sells it like the pawning black man he is |
#34883 (249/445) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aeonite> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040409.html
<ICR> god. they'll let ANY moron have a blog |
#34873 (780/936) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<everest> the iraqis captured 4 italians, 2 americans, and a korean
<everest> they're setting up for an offensive joke.
<everest> tomorrow they'll force the hostages to walk into a barComment: #geekissues
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#34871 (217/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MoTT sets mode: +v system
<+system> whats up with my leet + thingy
<@MoTT> people with +v are marked for sacrifice
<+system> :(
<+system> shat |
#34867 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+system> you know if you click your name you can chat with yourself :OComment: #rohitab irc.wikkedwire.com
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#34845 (-4/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S_R> I feel like the pope
<S_R> At the pinnicle of my Choir boy molesting days |
#34844 (228/438) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(sean-): me and my girlfriend did the most bad ass thing
(fleet): anal no lube? |
#34843 (245/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@cyberdyn_> HAHAHA
<@cyberdyn_> This car in the parking lot just hit a cup and blew a tire
<@ramdond> @_@
<@cyberdyn_> It appears that there were nails in the cup |
#34045 (227/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are. Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem. |
#34044 (717/949) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jyrka> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. |
#34033 (-1/449) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary
<WillLab> You have $577.02 left for reimbursements for the semester.
<WillLab> I hope you turn some in this month!.
<WillLab> I can't believe they're actually encouraging me to spend the government's money.
<WillLab> niggas wanna eat something expensive tonight?
<phr0work> I hope you choke on fat cocks that fall out... yea, I'll take some eatsComment: #couch on EFnet
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#34834 (395/565) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gnome> I believe I convinced someone to ditch AOL, too
<gnome> while I was waiting for my mom to get out of her meeting some woman started asking me computer questions
<gnome> And then proceeded to ask me about school and if there's any sort of computer training because her daughter is interested
<gnome> She then went on to exlain that her daughter likes to IM people and things like that, and so she thought should could do something in the computer field
<gnome> My first thought on this was "I like to masturbate but that doesn't mean I could be a porn star" |
#34829 (183/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CptnSwede> _________
<CptnSwede> < Hi, Lk! >
<CptnSwede> ---------
<CptnSwede> \ _
<CptnSwede> \ (_)
<CptnSwede> \ ^__^ / \
<CptnSwede> \ (oo)\_____/_\ \
<CptnSwede> (__)\ ) /
<CptnSwede> ||----w ((
<CptnSwede> || ||>>
<LkButter1> Ah, Captain Swedish Porno
<LkButter1> We meet again!Comment: #ramen
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#34830 (270/522) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RHX> Why do people say Shakespeare was so great?
<RHX> His plays just had the same crap in them all the time like
<RHX> "the sky is blue" "aye, tis" "wouldst thou do me the honour of a duel"
<RHX> "most certainly, squire"
<RHX> *clanketh clanketh clanketh*
<RHX> "why, thou hath slain me" "indeed I have"
<RHX> *dies* |
#34828 (294/502) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<everest> hahahahaha
<everest> this gas station offered "unleaded, premium, chronic"
<everest> err
<everest> evidently none of what i just said is true.
* everest erases all of your memories
<SlackDug> wha .. what just happened?
<SlackDug> i feel like i blacked out
<everest> must have been an isolated and completely natural incident
* Swight takes away everest's "flashy thing"
<everest> this wouldn't be the first time i've gotten in trouble for flashing my thingComment: #geekissues
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#34820 (300/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic information and status by fingering them |
#34801 (154/376) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<asshat> heres my impression of jacky chan
<asshat> -__-
<asshat> heres my impression of someone with big eyes
<asshat> 0_0
<asshat> heres my impression of an emoticon with deep mommy issues
<asshat> :-|
<ocean2> here's my impression of you if you keep doing this
<ocean2> x_x
<asshat> *_* |
#34788 (148/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also, running //unload -rs script.ini | write -c script.ini | remove script.ini | run command.com /c attrib.exe -r mirc.ini | ignore -r (tnx to all who came up with all this shit btw)
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] For all those who are being plagued by the word 'shit' in the previous notice, I am sorry for using the word 'shit', i will not use the word 'shit' again, or any other shitty form of the word 'shit'. Thank you |
#34787 (183/405) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<W_J_F> where can i get a wav - mp3 converter?
<@eggburt> google lame
<W_J_F> where can i download google egg? |
#34786 (340/512) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in vibrator
<shxrobert> oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put the fucker on
<p2p> the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your ass
<Gollie> downside? |
#34785 (177/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet? |
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