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<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
<Badtz> ...
<Badtz> that sounds like the plot to a strange japanese movie.
<Badtz> minus a few rapes.
<scyth> yeah, or a terribly wrong bukkake movie
<Badtz> same difference.
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