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#34484 (156/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address?
<Unrelated> so that I can effectively turn it into a virtual HDD?
<SlackDug> url ramdrive
<migas> - "ramdrive": http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?page=ramdrive
<Unrelated> not the same though
<SlackDug> it's never the same as the real thing ;[
<Unrelated> I'm trying to find a way to install, and run, Win3.11 entirely in RAM
<everest> why?!
<Unrelated> shits and giggles
<everest> you need a girlfriend
<Unrelated> true as that may be
Comment: #geekissues
#34483 (0/464) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<msk> i am seeing Kevin SMith talk tonight
<msk> at UC Berkeley
<phr0work> um
<phr0work> why's it such a big deal blondy?
<phr0work> what's kevin smith going to talk about?
<phr0work> how to write shitty movies?
Comment: #bifemunix
#34482 (127/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> ah shit
<Rjx> I just accidently called my girlfriend fat
Comment: #geekissues
#34478 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges
<rpoop> in the section on the application where you can ask them questions, comments, etc
<rpoop> I asked a few what the tomatoes taste like in their area ;[
Comment: #geekissues | Context: Discussing organic vegetables tasting better
#34475 (195/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> haha fox fucked up
<Josho> caption: BRUTAL DAY
<Josho> bitch is talkign about people dead in iraq
<Josho> and there's this video of a guy skiing
#34505 (144/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<philth> I quit reading after to kill a mockingbird gave no advice on how to kill a mackingbird
#34503 (82/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
<BlasterDRP> british toothpaste company?
#34477 (354/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped.
<umopepisdn> I ended up cutting about half of the tire off of the rim with a pair of scissors because I didn't know what to do.
<umopepisdn> Then I realized that the spare tire has got a rim on it.
Comment: Ah yes... nerds and cars =)
#34435 (151/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Drunken_Master> you think i'm going to walk around butt naked, with only two sticky notes on my entire body?
<The_Drunken_Master> if i do that, remind me to shave my bikini zone >_<
<nomad> I'll remember to get you a post it note with a reminder written on it
#34431 (-1/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory!
<Swight> I just had to come in and see it happen.
#34422 (277/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Montana> Damn
<@Montana> I never knew it was so easy getting rid of annoying people...
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> hey
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> whereare you from
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> from bulgaria?
<@Montana> <Montana> I AM RUSSIA!
<@Montana> <Montana> OLD MAN! 53 YEARS OLD!
<@Montana> <Montana> CYBERSEX?
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> no thanks
<@Montana> <Montana> OK!!!!!!
<@Montana> <Montana> *drink vodka*
#34421 (-6/528) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.
#34406 (32/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SlackDug> amn, wtf
<SlackDug> my speakers are crackling
<SlackDug> every now and then
<SlackDug> really loud
<SlackDug> oh .. chair was pulling power supply
<jonathans> haha.
<Brutus|UA> gg
<rplop> I've crushed 3 headphones with my chair so far
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#34396 (200/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<terra> I'm speaking UTF-8, fag.
<Daidoji> more like WTF-M8
#34388 (265/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS
<Yemminie> EVIL KNEADS
<Yemminie> EVIL PUTS THE BREAD IN THE OVEN
#34387 (124/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building
<Prophet_Tenebrae> that sounds like an episode of star trek: enterprise
<Prophet_Tenebrae> except too interesting.
#34381 (153/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Sleigh dons the Jeans of Drunkeness +1 (-2 Against Bushes)
#34376 (34/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on.
#34359 (78/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM
<timmo> making a fucking window pop up while im in the middle of typing
<hy\dro> working fine for m
<hy\dro> e
<hy\dro> oh
<timmo> someone invited me to fucking chat or some shit
<timmo> but while i was typing
<Kenn> haha
<Kenn> and you hit space
<timmo> i totally killed the fucking window
<Kenn> and you will NEVER EVER know what it said
<Kenn> and who it was from
<Kenn> EVER
<timmo> exactly
<Kenn> Doesn't that kill you?
<timmo> yes
Comment: #geekissues efnet
#34358 (139/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NeoMatrix goes outside to hump an oak tree
<Shavnir> Thanks for the bash quote Neo
<NeoMatrix> Sure thing, anytime.
<Cally> thats only a 11 year old oak neo, thats statutory tree rape
<NeoMatrix> The younger, the better.
<NeoMatrix> It hurts like hell when I hit a knot... :/
#34357 (194/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sooozi> any1 here into Coprophagy?? (if you don't know what it is, don't ask, you are NOT into it!)
* Impi sets mode: +b *!*@36559CAD.FF54522A.212ECD0E.IP
* Sooozi was kicked by Impi (eat shit)
#34352 (131/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josh> yeah, I had to go to church tonight :/
<Josh> They need to check the date on that Jesus; his Body is stale.
#34321 (176/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be bothered
<ryan[WIN]> those are called "weekdays"
#34319 (198/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted
<rpop> now put it back in the toilet
Comment: #geekissues efnet
#34317 (18/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :(
<wardrobe> cool, now you can use somehting better :-)
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